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Running through a couple of my goto plays sober before the big game on Friday. I don't want to muff these so I am practicing tonight.

1) NO, You suck BlueHen.
2) This team sucks, how exactly did they beat Mississippi State?
3) Delaware = Cheaters.
4) Pud Yankin' Fags
5) Oh yeah, well if Montana was playing...
6) That was the world's worst play call, I could have done better.
7) See! See! I told you there could be only one...EWU, BITCHES.
8) Not to sound like an overconfident dick, but UD acts as if they haven't seen a team from a passing conference all year.
9) Delaware's Oline guy has a fat azz, and that other guy needs to cut that shitty ass hair.
10) I'm drunk and bitter.

Feeling pretty good with that playlist. Of course I might have a few trickerations up my sleeve once the booze starts flowing.

Oh yeah, this is in the Football section because it is about the game.

Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:

I'll second that...

It's clever by not being too clever.

SeattleGriz wrote:Running through a couple of my goto plays sober before the big game on Friday. I don't want to muff these so I am practicing tonight.

1) NO, You suck BlueHen.
2) This team sucks, how exactly did they beat Mississippi State?3) Delaware = Cheaters.
4) Pud Yankin' Fags
5) Oh yeah, well if Montana was playing...
6) That was the world's worst play call, I could have done better.
7) See! See! I told you there could be only one...EWU, BITCHES.
8) Not to sound like an overconfident dick, but UD acts as if they haven't seen a team from a passing conference all year.
9) Delaware's Oline guy has a fat azz, and that other guy needs to cut that shitty ass hair.
10) I'm drunk and bitter.

Feeling pretty good with that playlist. Of course I might have a few trickerations up my sleeve once the booze starts flowing.

Oh yeah, this is in the Football section because it is about the game.

I'm a little dense. Please explain the bolded one for me???


Doc

McNeese72 wrote:

SeattleGriz wrote:Running through a couple of my goto plays sober before the big game on Friday. I don't want to muff these so I am practicing tonight.

2) This team sucks, how exactly did they beat Mississippi State?

I'm a little dense. Please explain the bolded one for me???


Doc

I said that in a drunken stupor while watching the Georgia Southern vs South Carolina State game. I was thinking of Jacksonville State. Got a lot of these from the post

You could also try a pregame, postgame apology thread dry run.

SeattleGriz wrote:

McNeese72 wrote:
I'm a little dense. Please explain the bolded one for me???


Doc

I said that in a drunken stupor while watching the Georgia Southern vs South Carolina State game. I was thinking of Jacksonville State. Got a lot of these from the post

Must have really been drunk. If it was Jacksonville St. you were thinking of, it was Ole Miss not Miss St.

Doc

kalm wrote:You could also try a pregame, postgame apology thread dry run.

I thought about that one too, but quickly realized I won't offend anyone with my witty banter.

Have you thought about scripting out your comments for each team's first offensive possession, or do you figure you'll just make in-game reads based on what each team gives you?

griz8791 wrote:Have you thought about scripting out your comments for each team's first offensive possession, or do you figure you'll just make in-game reads based on what each team gives you?

I'm all about on the fly adjustments. If the Delaware hacks come at me with a monster rush, I need to run a few screen plays. Of course when the floodgates open and #98 for the Eagles, whom I have affectionately come to call Kninety Eight the Knife, wrecks some shit, I also have to adjust as to not be too aggressive.

You get the idea.

Speaking of a dry run...is anybody else gonna watch the game in the buff?

I am.

I tried it for a few hours at the office today.

It's colder in here than it usually seems.

I like where you're going with this SeaGriz. Looking' good so far.

SeattleGriz wrote:Running through a couple of my goto plays sober before the big game on Friday. I don't want to muff these so I am practicing tonight.

1) NO, You suck BlueHen.
2) This team sucks, how exactly did they beat Mississippi State?
3) Delaware = Cheaters.
4) Pud Yankin' Fags
5) Oh yeah, well if Montana was playing...
6) That was the world's worst play call, I could have done better.
7) See! See! I told you there could be only one...EWU, BITCHES.
8) Not to sound like an overconfident dick, but UD acts as if they haven't seen a team from a passing conference all year.
9) Delaware's Oline guy has a fat azz, and that other guy needs to cut that shitty ass hair.
10) I'm drunk and bitter.

Feeling pretty good with that playlist. Of course I might have a few trickerations up my sleeve once the booze starts flowing.

Oh yeah, this is in the Football section because it is about the game.

I doubt that, unless someone helps you out.

BlueHen86 wrote:

SeattleGriz wrote:Running through a couple of my goto plays sober before the big game on Friday. I don't want to muff these so I am practicing tonight.

1) NO, You suck BlueHen.
2) This team sucks, how exactly did they beat Mississippi State?
3) Delaware = Cheaters.
4) Pud Yankin' Fags
5) Oh yeah, well if Montana was playing...
6) That was the world's worst play call, I could have done better.
7) See! See! I told you there could be only one...EWU, BITCHES.
8) Not to sound like an overconfident dick, but UD acts as if they haven't seen a team from a passing conference all year.
9) Delaware's Oline guy has a fat azz, and that other guy needs to cut that shitty ass hair.
10) I'm drunk and bitter.

Feeling pretty good with that playlist. Of course I might have a few trickerations up my sleeve once the booze starts flowing.

Oh yeah, this is in the Football section because it is about the game.

I doubt that, unless someone helps you out.

NO, You suck BlueHen!

Damn! Already working!

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Speaking of a dry run...is anybody else gonna watch the game in the buff?

I am.

I tried it for a few hours at the office today.

It's colder in here than it usually seems.

I like where you're going with this SeaGriz. Looking' good so far.

Gonna watch the game in the buff? Wha? I gave up cable months ago and only have ESPN3.COM. I don't think I have ever sat at my computer with clothes on.

I love her so.

SeattleGriz wrote:

Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Speaking of a dry run...is anybody else gonna watch the game in the buff?

I am.

I tried it for a few hours at the office today.

It's colder in here than it usually seems.

I like where you're going with this SeaGriz. Looking' good so far.

Gonna watch the game in the buff? Wha? I gave up cable months ago and only have ESPN3.COM. I don't think I have ever sat at my computer with clothes on.

I love her so.

Good. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one that does that.

SeattleGriz wrote:Running through a couple of my goto plays sober before the big game on Friday. I don't want to muff these so I am practicing tonight.

1) NO, You suck BlueHen.
2) This team sucks, how exactly did they beat Mississippi State?
3) Delaware = Cheaters.
4) Pud Yankin' Fags
5) Oh yeah, well if Montana was playing...
6) That was the world's worst play call, I could have done better.
7) See! See! I told you there could be only one...EWU, BITCHES.
8) Not to sound like an overconfident dick, but UD acts as if they haven't seen a team from a passing conference all year.
9) Delaware's Oline guy has a fat azz, and that other guy needs to cut that shitty ass hair.
10) I'm drunk and bitter.

Feeling pretty good with that playlist. Of course I might have a few trickerations up my sleeve once the booze starts flowing.

Oh yeah, this is in the Football section because it is about the game.

11) Who cares if "I wear my sunglasses at night" Keeler leaves? Delaware would simply need to find another shykster willing to troll FBS lockerrooms for malcontents and QB's.

Deleware's strength is in its FBS transfers, not its coaching staff

12) Gannonfan said, "Yup, the secret to UD's success this year has been entirely attributable to the 2 FBS transfers."

You pussies are so toast come Friday. I am not above making shit up so you better bring your A game, then expect a smashin' from me as well.

Full on Homos...UD, not me.

SeattleGriz wrote: You pussies are so toast come Friday. I am not above making **** up so you better bring your A game, then expect a smashin' from me as well.

Full on Homos...UD, not me.

Don't forget to bitch about the attendance and then post a picture of your stadium.

ur2K wrote:Don't forget to bitch about the attendance and then post a picture of your stadium.

Noted. I have a slew of WA Griz stadium photos uploaded to photobucket just waiting to be activated.

SeattleGriz wrote:

griz8791 wrote:Have you thought about scripting out your comments for each team's first offensive possession, or do you figure you'll just make in-game reads based on what each team gives you?

I'm all about on the fly adjustments. If the Delaware hacks come at me with a monster rush, I need to run a few screen plays. Of course when the floodgates open and #98 for the Eagles, whom I have affectionately come to call Kninety Eight the Knife, wrecks some shit, I also have to adjust as to not be too aggressive.

You get the idea.