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Fertile OL Recruits

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:36 am
by jstclmet
Lawrence Academy expected to have a few easy wins on its football schedule this fall, but St. George’s put up even less of a fight than anticipated.

St. George’s has withdrawn from Friday’s game against the Independent School League juggernaut, citing health concerns because of the mismatch in size between the teams’ players.

“This is strictly a safety issue,’’ said St. George’s headmaster Eric Peterson. “We are trying to keep our kids reasonably safe in a game that can be terribly exciting but has risks.’’......

...Lawrence Academy has three starting linemen who weigh 300 pounds or more — Max Ricci (6 feet 5 inches, 350 pounds), Tyler Cardoze (6-4, 335), and Ryan Welch (6-2, 300). Several league coaches have cited the Spartans’ considerable size and talent, and the defending league champs have five players committed to Division 1 colleges.
http://www.boston.com/sports/schools/fo ... n_audible/

Re: Fertile OL Recruits

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:39 am
by mcveyrl
I'm not sure I get the thread title. Are they all having kids?

Re: Fertile OL Recruits

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:41 am
by bandl
I have family that lives in Fertile, Minnesota (no, I have never been there and never will). This isn't about them. I'm moving on.

Re: Fertile OL Recruits

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 12:50 pm
by AZGrizFan
The pussification of America's youth continues. :ohno: :ohno:

Re: Fertile OL Recruits

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 12:51 pm
by bandl
AZGrizFan wrote:The pussification of America's youth continues. :ohno: :ohno:
Pussies in Fertile.

Re: Fertile OL Recruits

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:07 pm
by blueballs
AZGrizFan wrote:The pussification of America's youth continues. :ohno: :ohno:
Yup... :ohno:

Re: Fertile OL Recruits

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:08 pm
by GannonFan
mcveyrl wrote:I'm not sure I get the thread title. Are they all having kids?
Seriously, I thought they were female offensive linemen.

Re: Fertile OL Recruits

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 2:52 pm
by Trapped in CA
GannonFan wrote:
mcveyrl wrote:I'm not sure I get the thread title. Are they all having kids?
Seriously, I thought they were female offensive linemen.
I had a female offensive "lineman" at my highschool. I think she played right guard for a couple years on the JV team. Even at 200+ pounds, she was soon out sized by the Iowa farmboys.

Re: Fertile OL Recruits

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 3:02 pm
by mebison
bandl wrote:I have family that lives in Fertile, Minnesota (no, I have never been there and never will). This isn't about them. I'm moving on.

Not too far from my home. It turns out Fertile, MN is just a little past Climax, MN:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source= ... 316406&z=7" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: Fertile OL Recruits

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 4:01 pm
by JayJ79
Fertile, IA is not too far away from Manly, IA.
Alas, no Climax that I know of. (perhaps a doctor should be consulted or something)

Re: Fertile OL Recruits

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 4:23 pm
by Ursus A. Horribilis
I have only heard of Fertile's arch rival. Putitinherbutt, IA flat out owns Fertile and terms themselves..."The antidote".