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Watch out, Jerkoffs. Don't piss me off. Don't mess with me and don't mess with the hex. Just ask Ursus. Last year, that loveable jackelope and his band of merry dipshits (crAPPaholic, GAAY, Jizzo409 and Pole Son) made a feeble and unhumorous attempt to hijack my hex. And just right when I was gonna stick the pricks at Villanova with it, Ursus made me pick Montana for a record 4 times .

You can guess what happened. Yep, Montana got their asses freegin kicked all over the field in Chatty by a bunch of retarded hoodlums from Villanova.

Who's it gonna be?

D1B wrote:Watch out, Jerkoffs. Don't piss me off. Don't mess with me and don't mess with the hex. Just ask Ursus. Last year, that loveable jackelope and his band of merry dipshits (crAPPaholic, GAAY, Jizzo409 and Pole Son) made a feeble and unhumorous attempt to hijack my hex. And just right when I was gonna stick the pricks at Villanova with it, Ursus made me pick Montana for a record 4 times .

You can guess what happened. Yep, Montana got their asses freegin kicked all over the field in Chatty by a bunch of retarded hoodlums from Villanova.

Who's it gonna be?

The Mr. Banana's hex had a lot more bite last year when UNI failed to make the playoffs.

That is the guy that you definitely want to stay on the good side with.

I do appreciate your work though. What kind of balls you gotta have to have to pick the field like you do.

What a dork.

UNI #2 in the MVFC

UNI sucks ass and D1B couldn't predict himself out of a paper bag....well there is probably some left over paint residue in the paper bag so he would be all loopy from huffing....Call it a draw.

Yeah, because you can "predict" with 123/124 odds chance of being right.

Wait.. D1B is a UNI fan.. maybe you should hex your team into the playoffs and winning a couple games.

Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:Yeah, because you can "predict" with 123/124 odds chance of being right.

Where did you learn math, dumbfuck? Montana is capable of winning the national championship just about every year. Hell, they're a shoe in to the semi's every fucking year. DIII non-conf schedule + shitty Big Sky Conf + homefield throughout = National Champion favorite every year

Get fuck off this thread till you get some learnin, Squiggy.

D1B wrote:

Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:Yeah, because you can "predict" with 123/124 odds chance of being right.

Where did you learn math, dumbfuck? Montana is capable of winning the national championship just about every year. Hell, they're a shoe in to the semi's every fucking year. DIII non-conf schedule + shitty Big Sky Conf + homefield throughout = National Champion favorite every year

Get fuck off this thread till you get some learnin, Squiggy.

124 teams in FCS. 123 won't win the NC. Brilliant fucking predicting skillz you got there Copernicus.

Talk to my hand... just open your mouth.

Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:

D1B wrote:

Where did you learn math, dumbfuck? Montana is capable of winning the national championship just about every year. Hell, they're a shoe in to the semi's every fucking year. DIII non-conf schedule + shitty Big Sky Conf + homefield throughout = National Champion favorite every year

Get fuck off this thread till you get some learnin, Squiggy.

124 teams in FCS. 123 won't win the NC. Brilliant fucking predicting skillz you got there Copernicus.

Talk to my hand... just open your mouth.

Uh, dipshit, lets get real. Eliminate the SWAC, MEAC, OVC...... Get it, fuckwad? And what the fuck are you doing defending Montana you pussy turncoat motherfucker. What an asshole.

D1B wrote:

Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:
124 teams in FCS. 123 won't win the NC. Brilliant fucking predicting skillz you got there Copernicus.

Talk to my hand... just open your mouth.

Uh, dipshit, lets get real. Eliminate the SWAC, MEAC, OVC...... Get it, fuckwad? And what the fuck are you doing defending Montana you pussy turncoat motherfucker. What an asshole.

I'm not defending anyone, only prosecuting your mental incompetence, fuckface. Yeah, I get it. Take out all the non playoff-participating teams and conferences, and you're still left with all but one that will win the NC. But considering all of your pretentious pontificating douchebaggery is merely a ruse to satiate your lack of attention, cock and coke, I'm glad I could help you out.

Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:

D1B wrote:

Uh, dipshit, lets get real. Eliminate the SWAC, MEAC, OVC...... Get it, fuckwad? And what the fuck are you doing defending Montana you pussy turncoat motherfucker. What an asshole.

I'm not defending anyone, only prosecuting your mental incompetence, fuckface. Yeah, I get it. Take out all the non playoff-participating teams and conferences, and you're still left with all but one that will win the NC. But considering all of your pretentious pontificating douchebaggery is merely a ruse to satiate your lack of attention, cock and coke, I'm glad I could help you out.

Hey, you're the one who threw out the dumbfuck numbers. I'm glad I could help you understand the true odds of teams like Montana winning it all. Your bill is in the mail.

D1B wrote:

Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:
I'm not defending anyone, only prosecuting your mental incompetence, fuckface. Yeah, I get it. Take out all the non playoff-participating teams and conferences, and you're still left with all but one that will win the NC. But considering all of your pretentious pontificating douchebaggery is merely a ruse to satiate your lack of attention, cock and coke, I'm glad I could help you out.

Hey, you're the one who threw out the dumbfuck numbers. I'm glad I could help you understand the true odds of teams like Montana winning it all. Your bill is in the mail.

Don't forget to swallow.

You gotta love this site.. if anything like this was posted on the GoHen board it would have been shut down yesterday. As Harry Truman said.. "if you can't stand the heat.. stay the fuck out of the kitchen...

There is about as much suspense surrounding this annual announcement as there is about who will win a Globetrotters game.

ChickenMan wrote:You gotta love this site.. if anything like this was posted on the GoHen board it would have been shut down yesterday. As Harry Truman said.. "if you can't stand the heat.. stay the fuck out of the kitchen...

No doubt man. For a time it looked like this site might go down the road of all the other sites and have the mods stepping in on everything but the community kinda said they didn't want or need that and Chris, Ibanez, Mr. T, Willie, and Dback listened and made it easier on themselves by letting everybody carry their own water.

Nobody that I know of hates the owner, or hates the mods, and very few even hate each other here.

griz8791 wrote:There is about as much suspense surrounding this annual announcement as there is about who will win a Globetrotters game.

Here's the short list:

1. Montana
2. Eastern Washington
3. Villanova
4. App State
5. Deleware

Who should it be?

I'm placing my hex on UNI and D1B's vagina. Both are fucked.

D1B wrote:Here's the short list:

1. Montana
2. Eastern Washington
3. Villanova
4. App State
5. Deleware

Who should it be?

Villanova

Here's the hex history IIRC

2005 - Montana
2006 - Montana
2007 - Montana
2008 - App State
2009 - Montana

D1B wrote:Here's the short list:

1. Montana
2. UNI
3. Villanova
4. App State
5. Deleware

Who should it be?

Definitely UNI.

D1B wrote:

Screamin_Eagle174 wrote:
I'm not defending anyone, only prosecuting your mental incompetence, ****. Yeah, I get it. Take out all the non playoff-participating teams and conferences, and you're still left with all but one that will win the NC. But considering all of your pretentious pontificating douchebaggery is merely a ruse to satiate your lack of attention, cock and coke, I'm glad I could help you out.

Hey, you're the one who threw out the **** numbers. I'm glad I could help you understand the true odds of teams like Montana winning it all. Your bill is in the mail.

D1B will turn to D-III ball this year and hex Mt. Union!

I narrowed it down to:

1.Montana
2. Villanova
3. Deleware
4. App State

D1B wrote:I narrowed it down to:

1.Montana
2. Villanova
3. Deleware
4. App State

It's an honor to have preseason #16 mentioned in the same breath as #'s 1, 2 and 3.