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Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 10:44 am
by Ivytalk
1. A rock
2. Paper
3. Scissors
4. Used condom
5. New condom
6. A toadstool
7. Algae
8. Rocky Mountain Oysters
9. Real oysters
10. Penn BB Player
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 10:52 am
by dbackjon
I thought you liked Penn and hated Teller.
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 12:01 pm
by Ivytalk
dbackjon wrote:I thought you liked Penn and hated Teller.
Nope. I despise UPenn and Sean Penn equally!
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 12:04 pm
by dbackjon
What about Chris Penn?
Penn Station?
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 12:12 pm
by Ivytalk
dbackjon wrote:What about Chris Penn?
Penn Station?
Those Penns are just fine. Also William Penn and my HS classmate Sam Penn.
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 1:08 pm
by green&gold75
I can't recall any Penn fans at CS.com. Ivy, are you boxing in an empty ring?
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 2:19 pm
by Ivytalk
green&gold75 wrote:I can't recall any Penn fans at CS.com. Ivy, are you boxing in an empty ring?
I'm trying to lure the Quaker lurkers.
So far, no dice.
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 2:48 pm
by green&gold75
Ivytalk wrote:green&gold75 wrote:I can't recall any Penn fans at CS.com. Ivy, are you boxing in an empty ring?
I'm trying to lure the Quaker lurkers.
So far, no dice.
What if they can't read?
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 4:26 pm
by CitadelGrad
green&gold75 wrote:I can't recall any Penn fans at CS.com. Ivy, are you boxing in an empty ring?
That's how they do it at Yale.
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 10:33 pm
by Grizalltheway
green&gold75 wrote:I can't recall any Penn fans at CS.com. Ivy, are you boxing in an empty ring?
Believe it or not, I have 3 classmates from Helena, MT, who went to Penn. None of them are big football fans, as I recall.
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 1:57 pm
by Ivytalk
Grizalltheway wrote:green&gold75 wrote:I can't recall any Penn fans at CS.com. Ivy, are you boxing in an empty ring?
Believe it or not, I have 3 classmates from Helena, MT, who went to Penn. None of them are big football fans, as I recall.
I have a good Harvard friend from Missoula who introduced me to Lucky Lager!
Great guy...he's a lawyer in Seattle now.
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Sat May 29, 2010 1:58 pm
by Ivytalk
green&gold75 wrote:Ivytalk wrote:
I'm trying to lure the Quaker lurkers.
So far, no dice.
What if they can't read?
Good point!
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:36 pm
by appmaj
What do you have against tennis balls?
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:12 pm
by Rob Iola
Ivytalk wrote:4. Used condom
By an Iowagiean?
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 8:13 pm
by BlueHen86
Ivytalk wrote:1. A rock
2. Paper
3. Scissors
4. Used condom
5. New condom
6. A toadstool
7. Algae
8. Rocky Mountain Oysters
9. Real oysters
10. Penn BB Player
That can't be right. Rock never beats Paper.
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:14 pm
by Ivytalk
BlueHen86 wrote:Ivytalk wrote:1. A rock
2. Paper
3. Scissors
4. Used condom
5. New condom
6. A toadstool
7. Algae
8. Rocky Mountain Oysters
9. Real oysters
10. Penn BB Player
That can't be right. Rock never beats Paper.
On further review, the used condom beats 'em all!
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:14 am
by LeadBolt
green&gold75 wrote:Ivytalk wrote:
I'm trying to lure the Quaker lurkers.
So far, no dice.
What if they can't read?
Perhaps a smack column is not the best place to lure pacifist Quakers...just a thought
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:04 pm
by Ivytalk
Here's the essay topic that stumped the incoming Penn FB freshman class: "Anthracite or bituminous? Discuss."
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 2:34 pm
by The Laughing Quaker
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:20 pm
by AZGrizFan
Ivytalk wrote:dbackjon wrote:What about Chris Penn?
Penn Station?
Those Penns are just fine. Also William Penn and my HS classmate Sam Penn.
Chris Penn is hardly fine.
He's DEAD.
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:21 pm
by AZGrizFan
Grizalltheway wrote:green&gold75 wrote:I can't recall any Penn fans at CS.com. Ivy, are you boxing in an empty ring?
Believe it or not, I have 3 classmates from Helena, MT, who went to Penn. None of them are big football fans, as I recall.
Much like Villanova graduates, they're probably unaware they even PLAY football...
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:15 pm
by Grizalltheway
AZGrizFan wrote:Grizalltheway wrote:
Believe it or not, I have 3 classmates from Helena, MT, who went to Penn. None of them are big football fans, as I recall.
Much like Villanova graduates, they're probably unaware they even PLAY football...
Most likely.
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:37 pm
by Ivytalk
Re: Top Ten Things with IQs Higher Than a Penn FB Player's
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 5:25 pm
by S F State Gaters
Ivy vs. Ivy is always fun. we need more of this.
Dartmouth coeds play more pong than at any other Ivy. Discuss.
