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So we're in a little lull..signing day has come and gone and Spring ball seems forever away....time to have a some fun.

__________'s cheerleaders are so __________________ that___________________

such as:
Maine's cheerleaders are so friendly.....that they'll give you the hair right off of their backs.

It's not smack if it's a compliment...is it?
Yes, I'm bored.

citadel's cheerleaders are so brave that they'll protect El Cid's cadre from VMI cheerleaders if they ever play again.....

Western Carolina's cheerleaders are so ugly that they are changing the name of the town to Cullawoof....

Villanova's cheerleaders are so numerous that they outnumber the fans.

This was from Johnny Carson back in the 80's. In the same vein, but a different format...

Iowa is putting in astroturf to keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

Montana's cheerleaders are so hot, that they've decided to start shaving their pits in order to keep cool.

93henfan wrote:Villanova's cheerleaders are so numerous that they outnumber the fans.

Delaware's cheerleaders are so disappointed that Villanova denied them admission.

jstclmet wrote:

93henfan wrote:Villanova's cheerleaders are so numerous that they outnumber the fans.

Delaware's cheerleaders are so disappointed that Villanova denied them admission.

Not bad, not bad. Taking the low road versus a state school that has an obligation to enroll in-state students, but still not bad. I was going to try to work endowment into a sexual reference of some sort, since Delaware's endowment is quadruple Villanova's, but when you try to work a sexual reference and Catholics into the same topic, things start getting dicey, and I didn't want to risk it.

Northern Colorado's cheerleaders are so fat that they were all recruited by Montana St. as D-line run stoppers.

mlbowl wrote:Northern Colorado's cheerleaders are so fat that they were all recruited by Montana St. as D-line run stoppers.

How about this:

FCS cheerleaders are pissed that they aren't ever going to be Amanda Pflugrad.

AZGrizFan wrote:

mlbowl wrote:Northern Colorado's cheerleaders are so fat that they were all recruited by Montana St. as D-line run stoppers.

How about this:

FCS cheerleaders are pissed that they aren't ever going to be Amanda Pflugrad.

I like where your heads at AZ

TribeFanInNC wrote:This was from Johnny Carson back in the 80's. In the same vein, but a different format...

Iowa is putting in astroturf to keep the cheerleaders from grazing.

WildCat In The Hat wrote:So we're in a little lull..signing day has come and gone and Spring ball seems forever away....time to have a some fun.

__________'s cheerleaders are so __________________ that___________________

such as:
Maine's cheerleaders are so friendly.....that they'll give you the hair right off of their backs.

It's not smack if it's a compliment...is it?
Yes, I'm bored.

Portland State's cheerleaders are so cheerful that Phil Knight paid them to cheer the Ducks next year.

Villanova's cheerleaders are so butch that even the school's sober priests won't bang them.

JALMOND wrote: Portland State's cheerleaders are so cheerful that Phil Knight paid them to cheer the Ducks next year.

...then the Ducks should have no problem sending Amanda Pflugrad to Montana

mlbowl wrote:

JALMOND wrote: Portland State's cheerleaders are so cheerful that Phil Knight paid them to cheer the Ducks next year.

...then the Ducks should have no problem sending Amanda Pflugrad to Montana

I'd rather have her than Robin.

AZGrizFan wrote:

mlbowl wrote:
...then the Ducks should have no problem sending Amanda Pflugrad to Montana

I'd rather have her than Robin.

The Griz might never win a game .....but that would be one happy locker room!

Montana's cheerleaders are so ugly that the football team will only date the male cheerleaders.

mlbowl wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:
I'd rather have her than Robin.

The Griz might never win a game .....but that would be one happy locker room!

Exactly. Here's some closeups of her, just for a closer look:

The middle one is now my screensaver

AZGrizFan wrote:

mlbowl wrote:
The Griz might never win a game .....but that would be one happy locker room!

Exactly. Here's some closeups of her, just for a closer look:

I'd like to frost her mug....

Appaholic wrote:
I'd like to frost her mug....

Hey now...that's somebody's daughter!!!.....our Head Coach...hehehe

Her smile with those dimples is intoxicating!

She reminds me of one of my favorites... Rachel McAdams

But did she win SI's Cheerleader of the Year? Nah, just kidding, I can only imagine what I'd do with her. Damn you Montana...get to see that now once in a while. Take pics!

Q:The difference between Ga Southern's Homecoming Queen and the prized blue ribbon winning Heifer at the Ga State Fair? A: about 5 pounds