Joe Biden gaffe and verbal bungles watch
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Remember when we lived in such a simple world when a Tweet of "covfefe" was a big deal? Now we have a POTUS that actually says things that make less sense than covfefe and we don't bat an eye.
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Is there a story behind this? Or did he walk all the way around the lawn just to avoid the steps?
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Hey man. Those steps can be a BITCH.
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What would have happened if the SS agent just walked off into the trees? Would Joe have followed him?
Does Joe get excited when he hears the bell of an ice cream truck and run to the door?
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If I had to guess, the SS agent asked if he wanted to go this way instead of walking through the grass and Joe said he's fine going through the grass. This seems like nothing.
That said, his stride is looking like he could go down at any second.
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It’s funny but I don’t see the big deal. I’ve been lost in my thoughts and realized I’ve wakes past where I was supposed to go.SDHornet wrote:
He does look like he’s about to collapse.
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Wakes? As in sleepwakes?
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That’s me on a daily basis and I’m only 50.
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damn autocorrect. I meant walked. My mistake, boys. Didn't mean to sound like Uncle Joe there.
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Can't blame the guy for skipping the steps after what happened with AirForce One.
His stride is rough but then he is 78 and his cognitive functions are obviously declining.
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I have it on very good authority that the Secret Service will start using a laser pointer to keep his attention and use it to guide him aroundWinterborn wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:32 amCan't blame the guy for skipping the steps after what happened with AirForce One.
His stride is rough but then he is 78 and his cognitive functions are obviously declining.
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Ibanez wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:41 amI have it on very good authority that the Secret Service will start using a laser pointer to keep his attention and use it to guide him aroundWinterborn wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:32 am
Can't blame the guy for skipping the steps after what happened with AirForce One.
His stride is rough but then he is 78 and his cognitive functions are obviously declining.
I was over at a good friends house this past weekend and playing with their one year old daughter. We found one of their cat toys (a mouse on a string) and she loves to have you walk ahead of her and she gets to chase it. I mentioned to my buddy that we should get a laser pointer for her to chase and he said he is all for it as long as I take the heat from his wife when she finds out what we are doing.
I decided to pass as she gives me desserts now and then, and if I piss her off the first indication that I will get is probably finding ex lax in my dessert.
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I asked our cat about this game. She truly loves it.Winterborn wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:06 am
I was over at a good friends house this past weekend and playing with their one year old daughter. We found one of their cat toys (a mouse on a string) and she loves to have you walk ahead of her and she gets to chase it. I mentioned to my buddy that we should get a laser pointer for her to chase and he said he is all for it as long as I take the heat from his wife when she finds out what we are doing.
I decided to pass as she gives me desserts now and then, and if I piss her off the first indication that I will get is probably finding ex lax in my dessert.
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Fun is relative to the person watching and when it is an overprotective mom with their first kid, I am going to err on the side of caution.kalm wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:41 amI asked our cat about this game. She truly loves it.Winterborn wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:06 am
I was over at a good friends house this past weekend and playing with their one year old daughter. We found one of their cat toys (a mouse on a string) and she loves to have you walk ahead of her and she gets to chase it. I mentioned to my buddy that we should get a laser pointer for her to chase and he said he is all for it as long as I take the heat from his wife when she finds out what we are doing.
I decided to pass as she gives me desserts now and then, and if I piss her off the first indication that I will get is probably finding ex lax in my dessert.
What a fun hater....
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Rule #1 - Don't FUCK with the people handling your food.Winterborn wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:06 am
I was over at a good friends house this past weekend and playing with their one year old daughter. We found one of their cat toys (a mouse on a string) and she loves to have you walk ahead of her and she gets to chase it. I mentioned to my buddy that we should get a laser pointer for her to chase and he said he is all for it as long as I take the heat from his wife when she finds out what we are doing.
I decided to pass as she gives me desserts now and then, and if I piss her off the first indication that I will get is probably finding ex lax in my dessert.
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Just eat a lot of cheese before the dessert ...Winterborn wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:46 amFun is relative to the person watching and when it is an overprotective mom with their first kid, I am going to err on the side of caution.
Momma didn't raise no fools, and I would rather not get between a momma bear and her cub.
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UNI88 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:14 amJust eat a lot of cheese before the dessert ...Winterborn wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:46 am
Fun is relative to the person watching and when it is an overprotective mom with their first kid, I am going to err on the side of caution.
Momma didn't raise no fools, and I would rather not get between a momma bear and her cub.
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Biden deserves blame for the debacle in Afghanistan
Uh oh, even CNN is turning on Ol' Joe.Since Biden announced a total US withdrawal in April, the Taliban have taken over more than one-third of the 34 provincial capitals in Afghanistan, and they now control more than half of the country's some 400 districts.
The Taliban have also seized control of much of northern Afghanistan, far from their traditional strongholds in the south and east of the country, demonstrating a well-thought-out military strategy. In fact, the Taliban now control the key cities of Herat and Ghanzi, the latter of which is less than 100 miles from Kabul and is located on the most important road in the country -- the Kabul to Kandahar highway.
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Enemies now know they don’t need to beat us, the just need to outlast our will to fight….which is shrinking with each engagement.UNI88 wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 4:55 pm Biden deserves blame for the debacle in Afghanistan
Uh oh, even CNN is turning on Ol' Joe.Since Biden announced a total US withdrawal in April, the Taliban have taken over more than one-third of the 34 provincial capitals in Afghanistan, and they now control more than half of the country's some 400 districts.
The Taliban have also seized control of much of northern Afghanistan, far from their traditional strongholds in the south and east of the country, demonstrating a well-thought-out military strategy. In fact, the Taliban now control the key cities of Herat and Ghanzi, the latter of which is less than 100 miles from Kabul and is located on the most important road in the country -- the Kabul to Kandahar highway.
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