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Why is it that a young guy gets shunned and loses zillions in sponsorship deals for lying to cops about getting robbed at gunpoint, yet a woman old enough to know better lied to the Congress about leaving people to be killed by terrorists could become our next President?

Kinda makes you go hmmmm....

SuperHornet wrote:Why is it that a young guy gets shunned and loses zillions in sponsorship deals for lying to cops about getting robbed at gunpoint, yet a woman old enough to know better lied to the Congress about leaving people to be killed by terrorists could become our next President?

Kinda makes you go hmmmm....

Furthermore, Lochte's story is becoming less scandalous as all the facts come out. He really was separated from his money by a uniformed security employee pointing a gun at him. It was also found that no mirror or soap dispenser were damaged in the bathroom. What was established is that Lochte tore down an advertisement from inside the bathroom, badges were flashed at the swimmers, guns were drawn, and cash was exchanged before they were allowed to leave.

93henfan wrote:

SuperHornet wrote:Why is it that a young guy gets shunned and loses zillions in sponsorship deals for lying to cops about getting robbed at gunpoint, yet a woman old enough to know better lied to the Congress about leaving people to be killed by terrorists could become our next President?

Kinda makes you go hmmmm....

Furthermore, Lochte's story is becoming less scandalous as all the facts come out. He really was separated from his money by a uniformed security employee pointing a gun at him. It was also found that no mirror or soap dispenser were damaged in the bathroom. What was established is that Lochte tore down an advertisement from inside the bathroom, badges were flashed at the swimmers, guns were drawn, and cash was exchanged before they were allowed to leave.

Regardless, he's lost millions in endorsements. Mostly because he told a tall tale to his mom who when public with it. If she had kept her mouth shut, this would be a non-story. The Rio Cops/Security got their money at the scene. His father should beat the fuck out of his wife, like he's following Sharia Law.

andy7171 wrote:

93henfan wrote:
Furthermore, Lochte's story is becoming less scandalous as all the facts come out. He really was separated from his money by a uniformed security employee pointing a gun at him. It was also found that no mirror or soap dispenser were damaged in the bathroom. What was established is that Lochte tore down an advertisement from inside the bathroom, badges were flashed at the swimmers, guns were drawn, and cash was exchanged before they were allowed to leave.

Regardless, he's lost millions in endorsements. Mostly because he told a tall tale to his mom who when public with it. If she had kept her mouth shut, this would be a non-story. The Rio Cops/Security got their money at the scene. His father should beat the fuck out of his wife, like he's following Sharia Law.

He'll get more money as a result of this than he would have from the four endorsements he lost. He just picked up another endorsement from a cough drop company yesterday and he's booked for Dancing With The Stars, so SH is probably jacked.

Do you think Locktite was really getting that much sponsor money? The dude ain't no Phelps.

93henfan wrote:

andy7171 wrote: Regardless, he's lost millions in endorsements. Mostly because he told a tall tale to his mom who when public with it. If she had kept her mouth shut, this would be a non-story. The Rio Cops/Security got their money at the scene. His father should beat the fuck out of his wife, like he's following Sharia Law.

He'll get more money as a result of this than he would have from the four endorsements he lost. He just picked up another endorsement from a cough drop company yesterday and he's booked for Dancing With The Stars, so SH is probably jacked.

Do you think Locktite was really getting that much sponsor money? The dude ain't no Phelps.

#2 guy in the world for Speedo?

I was just making shit up. Maybe he did lose a lot. How much was Speedo paying him to show off his junk in a banana hammock?

93henfan wrote:I was just making shit up. Maybe he did lose a lot. How much was Speedo paying him to show off his junk in a banana hammock?

$1.8T

93henfan wrote:

SuperHornet wrote:Why is it that a young guy gets shunned and loses zillions in sponsorship deals for lying to cops about getting robbed at gunpoint, yet a woman old enough to know better lied to the Congress about leaving people to be killed by terrorists could become our next President?

Kinda makes you go hmmmm....

Furthermore, Lochte's story is becoming less scandalous as all the facts come out. He really was separated from his money by a uniformed security employee pointing a gun at him. It was also found that no mirror or soap dispenser were damaged in the bathroom. What was established is that Lochte tore down an advertisement from inside the bathroom, badges were flashed at the swimmers, guns were drawn, and cash was exchanged before they were allowed to leave.

So it was like a robbery but not really...kinda like the ransom, but not really a ransom, was paid to Iran for those prisoners. I'm so confused...

Also I'll take the time to point out that I successfully called out this whole story as a "cop working the night shift" *wink *wink situation.

andy7171 wrote:

93henfan wrote:I was just making shit up. Maybe he did lose a lot. How much was Speedo paying him to show off his junk in a banana hammock?

$1.8T

Seems legit.

93henfan wrote:

andy7171 wrote: $1.8T

Seems legit.

Yeah. He has my permission to say "FUCK OFF MOM!"

SDHornet wrote:

93henfan wrote:
Furthermore, Lochte's story is becoming less scandalous as all the facts come out. He really was separated from his money by a uniformed security employee pointing a gun at him. It was also found that no mirror or soap dispenser were damaged in the bathroom. What was established is that Lochte tore down an advertisement from inside the bathroom, badges were flashed at the swimmers, guns were drawn, and cash was exchanged before they were allowed to leave.

So it was like a robbery but not really...kinda like the ransom, but not really a ransom, was paid to Iran for those prisoners. I'm so confused...

Also I'll take the time to point out that I successfully called out this whole story as a "cop working the night shift" *wink *wink situation.

Basically, anywhere south of Brownsville Texas and north of Antarctica, you need to keep a wad of cash to get yourself extricated from situations. It's how the brown people roll.

93henfan wrote:

SDHornet wrote: So it was like a robbery but not really...kinda like the ransom, but not really a ransom, was paid to Iran for those prisoners. I'm so confused...

Also I'll take the time to point out that I successfully called out this whole story as a "cop working the night shift" *wink *wink situation.

Basically, anywhere south of Brownsville Texas and north of Antarctica, you need to keep a wad of cash to get yourself extricated from situations. It's how the brown people roll.

Yes. But if you catch a female doing something wrong, they are quick to their knees to make the situation right again.

93henfan wrote:

SDHornet wrote: So it was like a robbery but not really...kinda like the ransom, but not really a ransom, was paid to Iran for those prisoners. I'm so confused...

Also I'll take the time to point out that I successfully called out this whole story as a "cop working the night shift" *wink *wink situation.

Basically, anywhere south of Brownsville Texas and north of Antarctica, you need to keep a wad of cash to get yourself extricated from situations. It's how the brown people roll.

Yup. When I roll down south I keep a sacrificial amount of cash in the wallet, and the major wad of cash hidden elsewhere on my body. Yeah don't touch any money I give you while vacationing down south without latex gloves on.

SDHornet wrote:

93henfan wrote:
Basically, anywhere south of Brownsville Texas and north of Antarctica, you need to keep a wad of cash to get yourself extricated from situations. It's how the brown people roll.

Yup. When I roll down south I keep a sacrificial amount of cash in the wallet, and the major wad of cash hidden elsewhere on my body. Yeah don't touch any money I give you while vacationing down south without latex gloves on.

So, when you need cash, you need to first take a laxative?

Some dancers are able to pick up quarters when their pants are off...SD shits out dollars like a broken cash machine.

Cluck U wrote:Some dancers are able to pick up quarters when their pants are off...SD shits out dollars like a broken cash machine.

SuperHornet wrote:Why is it that a young guy gets shunned and loses zillions in sponsorship deals for lying to cops about getting robbed at gunpoint, yet a woman old enough to know better lied to the Congress about leaving people to be killed by terrorists could become our next President?

Kinda makes you go hmmmm....

You are really good at this, do it again!!

SuperHornet wrote:Why is it that a young guy gets shunned and loses zillions in sponsorship deals for lying to cops about getting robbed at gunpoint, yet a woman old enough to know better lied to the Congress about leaving people to be killed by terrorists could become our next President?

Kinda makes you go hmmmm....

It has not been established that Clinton lied to Congress. I can understand believing that she did. But it has not been established.