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I'm not kidding
She was like, dammit man you win lets go get a couple of hand guns and take some tactical fun classes

of course I was like:
Hell yeah girlfriend lets f*cking go..!!!

You know those as you put it "tactical fun classes" are conk heavy among the participants, and usually taught by conks?

But good for you.

She got spooked because of all the LGBT coffee shops ya'll go to?

You'll shoot your eye out.

Okay: Let me address a few of the above...
Obviously these classes are mostly taught by Ted Nugent's cousins and nutball end of the world guys
and frankly I find them very entertaining and usually pretty cool

Secondly:
The best coffee shops in Seattle are without question predominantly gay behind the counter
but the clientele is a mixed bag - basically anybody who knows (or cares) what good coffee is

thirdly:
The girlfriend grew up on a farm outside of Pittsburgh - she knows guns
and I spent some formative years in Montana (Gun heaven)

over under on how long before clitz takes off a thumbnail on the slide or gets a rear sight tattoo on his forehead


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CID1990 wrote:over under on how long before clitz takes off a thumbnail on the slide or gets a rear sight tattoo on his forehead


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I would pay for video/photos of this.

In his defense, I could give you a laundry list of mistakes I've made with firearms over the years.

Spoiler: show

I always like to start with the time I fired an M203 grenade launcher with my M-16 resting on a low wall with the tube behind said wall. Thank God it was only a training round. I was turned orange instead of red. Granted, I think they have to rotate once or twice before arming, but holy fuck did I feel like an asshole.

Chizzang wrote:Okay: Let me address a few of the above...
Obviously these classes are mostly taught by Ted Nugent's cousins and nutball end of the world guys
and frankly I find them very entertaining and usually pretty cool

Secondly:
The best coffee shops in Seattle are without question predominantly gay behind the counter
but the clientele is a mixed bag - basically anybody who knows (or cares) what good coffee is

thirdly:
The girlfriend grew up on a farm outside of Pittsburgh - she knows guns
and I spent some formative years in Montana (Gun heaven)

You do know all those brown skinned people in Redmond are Indians, right?

kalm wrote:

Chizzang wrote:Okay: Let me address a few of the above...
Obviously these classes are mostly taught by Ted Nugent's cousins and nutball end of the world guys
and frankly I find them very entertaining and usually pretty cool

Secondly:
The best coffee shops in Seattle are without question predominantly gay behind the counter
but the clientele is a mixed bag - basically anybody who knows (or cares) what good coffee is

thirdly:
The girlfriend grew up on a farm outside of Pittsburgh - she knows guns
and I spent some formative years in Montana (Gun heaven)

You do know all those brown skinned people in Redmond are Indians, right?

Somebody has gotta pay for Little Bighorn muthafukka.

Baldy wrote:

kalm wrote:
You do know all those brown skinned people in Redmond are Indians, right?

Somebody has gotta pay for Little Bighorn muthafukka.

Nah. Those are the one's who have the casino over by Snoqualmie Falls.

93henfan wrote:

CID1990 wrote:over under on how long before clitz takes off a thumbnail on the slide or gets a rear sight tattoo on his forehead


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I would pay for video/photos of this.

In his defense, I could give you a laundry list of mistakes I've made with firearms over the years.

Spoiler: show

I always like to start with the time I fired an M203 grenade launcher with my M-16 resting on a low wall with the tube behind said wall. Thank God it was only a training round. I was turned orange instead of red. Granted, I think they have to rotate once or twice before arming, but holy fuck did I feel like an asshole.

Cleets will iron that list out for you

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Chizzang wrote:

I'm not kidding
She was like, dammit man you win lets go get a couple of hand guns and take some tactical fun classes

of course I was like:
Hell yeah girlfriend lets f*cking go..!!!

Marry her. Marry her immediately, you commitment-averse bozo!

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:

93henfan wrote:
I would pay for video/photos of this.

In his defense, I could give you a laundry list of mistakes I've made with firearms over the years.

Spoiler: show

I always like to start with the time I fired an M203 grenade launcher with my M-16 resting on a low wall with the tube behind said wall. Thank God it was only a training round. I was turned orange instead of red. Granted, I think they have to rotate once or twice before arming, but holy fuck did I feel like an asshole.

Cleets will iron that list out for you

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6 hours into it and she's hell bent on the Springfield XD m 4.5



I had to pry her hands off the Baby Eagle (she loved that thing)
But it's a hare trigger military grade side arm

4.5? That's half a 9mm?


On your whole post. Don't try to talk guns, buddy, OK? Just go with the gun shop nut to tell you what to get. He knows.

This thread delivers.

93henfan wrote:4.5? That's half a 9mm?


On your whole post. Don't try to talk guns, buddy, OK? Just go with the gun shop nut to tell you what to get. He knows.

Fair enough...

Chizzang wrote:6 hours into it and she's hell bent on the Springfield XD m 4.5



I had to pry her hands off the Baby Eagle (she loved that thing)
But it's a hare trigger military grade side arm

Have her shoot a Cz and she won't go back..... Just sayin '.

If she applies for a CCP, you'll know you've got a keeper.

Chizzang wrote:6 hours into it and she's hell bent on the Springfield XD m 4.5



I had to pry her hands off the Baby Eagle (she loved that thing)
But it's a hare trigger military grade side arm

Do yourself and your girlfriend a favor-

If you're getting a gun for some good ol redneck fun at the range, then by all means get a semiautomatic.

If you're getting one because you genuinely want to have a chance at protecting yourself in the event you are about to be slaughtered like a lamb, then stay away from semiautos.

Get a revolver. Preferably a .38 caliber throated for the +P ammunition. Smith and Wesson made an excellent little carbon steel featherweight one- not sure if they still make it but they're on the used market for sure. It was a 5 shot snub (1.5 inch barrel) and you can put it anywhere in your britches and yank it out without getting hung up. And you won't shoot your clitoris off or create any alternative buttholes.

Revolvers are safe, reliable, and require next to no care or maintenance. If you pull the trigger 5 times, 5 bullets will reliably come out of the hole, even if the gun is full of dirt. The vast majority of violent crime victims are killed from very short range, so the short barrel and accuracy won't be as much of a factor as people would lead you to believe.

Second, unless you just want to do it for fun (it IS fun)... don't do all the silly tactical shit at the private ranges that all the Tackleberrys like to show off. Get one of them to show you the point shooting technique. If they look at you funny when you say that, then find a different tackleberry.

CID1990 wrote:

Chizzang wrote:6 hours into it and she's hell bent on the Springfield XD m 4.5



I had to pry her hands off the Baby Eagle (she loved that thing)
But it's a hare trigger military grade side arm

Do yourself and your girlfriend a favor-

If you're getting a gun for some good ol redneck fun at the range, then by all means get a semiautomatic.

If you're getting one because you genuinely want to have a chance at protecting yourself in the event you are about to be slaughtered like a lamb, then stay away from semiautos.

Get a revolver. Preferably a .38 caliber throated for the +P ammunition. Smith and Wesson made an excellent little carbon steel featherweight one- not sure if they still make it but they're on the used market for sure. It was a 5 shot snub (1.5 inch barrel) and you can put it anywhere in your britches and yank it out without getting hung up. And you won't shoot your clitoris off or create any alternative buttholes.

Revolvers are safe, reliable, and require next to no care or maintenance. If you pull the trigger 5 times, 5 bullets will reliably come out of the hole, even if the gun is full of dirt. The vast majority of violent crime victims are killed from very short range, so the short barrel and accuracy won't be as much of a factor as people would lead you to believe.

Second, unless you just want to do it for fun (it IS fun)... don't do all the silly tactical shit at the private ranges that all the Tackleberrys like to show off. Get one of them to show you the point shooting technique. If they look at you funny when you say that, then find a different tackleberry.

Spoken like a true pig...

Sound advice by CID. In fact I picked up an SW 640 a couple of years back just for throwing in my jacket or shorts pocket when I run to the store. Also picked up a custom Mika pocket holster for it that hides any print whatsoever.

93henfan wrote:Sound advice by CID. In fact I picked up an SW 640 a couple of years back just for throwing in my jacket or shorts pocket when I run to the store. Also picked up a custom Mika pocket holster for it that hides any print whatsoever.

That's the one. The S&W 642.

Very nice pistol and you can get it for less than $500.

http://concealednation.org/2015/02/fire ... airweight/

The beauty of concealed carry is that you have an advantage over the bad guys. The bad guys have to focus on everyone at once. If a CCP holder keeps his cool he could literally stroll up behind an active shooter with this thing, stick it in his ear up to the check oil line and <pop> lights out

Oh yeah. I meant 642. It's the airweight model and I specifically got mine without the internal lock that the Clintons forced on SW.

Funny thing:
The guy Wade (owner of Wades gun shop) and friend of my brother said
Just get a couple of S&W .38s and be done with it..

He said they were still called 38 specials and he had about 10 of them in stock