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Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 11:11 am
by Chizzang
How (for the love of all that is holy) have these things made it through the centuries...
John St.Wrong will tell us - we should just get rid of them - they serve no purpose

Other than comedic value (Perhaps they are Gods gift to comedy)

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3tNgwQwKK4[/youtube]

Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 11:42 am
by Rob Iola
I find Giant Panda meat to be very tough and stringy - but thankfully TipHero on FB has posted some yummy looking crockpot recipe videos that I'll need to try out...

Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 11:43 am
by andy7171
Just let them have the fucking basket of leaves already!!!

Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 8:46 am
by Chizzang
Rob Iola wrote:I find Giant Panda meat to be very tough and stringy - but thankfully TipHero on FB has posted some yummy looking crockpot recipe videos that I'll need to try out...
You would not be popular in China...
However if it's anything like dog then I guess it's okay

:ohno:

Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 8:50 am
by 89Hen
They are easily the biggest attraction at the zoo here.

Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 8:58 am
by kalm
What if...appearing cute to humans was a successful evolutionary trait?

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Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 9:26 am
by CAA Flagship
Fat Fuck


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Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 9:34 am
by Grizalltheway
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Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 9:37 am
by CAA Flagship
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Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 9:40 am
by Grizalltheway
Notice how I don't give other people shit for smoking? Hope this helps. :coffee:

Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 9:51 am
by Ibanez
Chizzang wrote:How (for the love of all that is holy) have these things made it through the centuries...
John St.Wrong will tell us - we should just get rid of them - they serve no purpose

Other than comedic value (Perhaps they are Gods gift to comedy)

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3tNgwQwKK4[/youtube]
If that video didn't make you smile....then you're a heartless prick. :twocents:

Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 10:03 am
by kalm
Ibanez wrote:
Chizzang wrote:How (for the love of all that is holy) have these things made it through the centuries...
John St.Wrong will tell us - we should just get rid of them - they serve no purpose

Other than comedic value (Perhaps they are Gods gift to comedy)

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3tNgwQwKK4[/youtube]
If that video didn't make you smile....then you're a heartless prick. :twocents:
What if your pet panda just died and it made you cry? Who's the heartless prick then, huh?

Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 10:04 am
by Ibanez
kalm wrote:
Ibanez wrote: If that video didn't make you smile....then you're a heartless prick. :twocents:
What if your pet panda just died and it made you cry? Who's the heartless prick then, huh?
Did I say anything about crying????

Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 10:06 am
by Grizalltheway
Ibanez wrote:
kalm wrote:
What if your pet panda just died and it made you cry? Who's the heartless prick then, huh?
Did I say anything about crying????
Pipe down, you prickless heart. :tothehand:

Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 10:07 am
by Chizzang
kalm wrote:What if...appearing cute to humans was a successful evolutionary trait?

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THAT had never occurred to me... :shock:

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Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 10:07 am
by Ibanez
Grizalltheway wrote:
Ibanez wrote: Did I say anything about crying????
Pipe down, you prickless heart. :tothehand:
That's just mean. :cry:

Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 10:08 am
by kalm
Ibanez wrote:
kalm wrote:
What if your pet panda just died and it made you cry? Who's the heartless prick then, huh?
Did I say anything about crying????
If it made you cry you might not be smiling.

absolutes are for heartless pricks. Period.

Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 10:09 am
by Ibanez
kalm wrote:
Ibanez wrote: Did I say anything about crying????


absolutes are for heartless pricks. Period.
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:lol:

Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 10:11 am
by clenz
Ibanez wrote:
Chizzang wrote:How (for the love of all that is holy) have these things made it through the centuries...
John St.Wrong will tell us - we should just get rid of them - they serve no purpose

Other than comedic value (Perhaps they are Gods gift to comedy)

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3tNgwQwKK4[/youtube]
If that video didn't make you smile....then you're a heartless prick. :twocents:
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Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 10:12 am
by Ibanez
clenz wrote:
Ibanez wrote: If that video didn't make you smile....then you're a heartless prick. :twocents:
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Oh yeah...let's pile on me for this comment. :roll:


















:coffee:

Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 10:53 am
by CAA Flagship
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Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 11:30 am
by clenz
Ibanez wrote:
clenz wrote: Image
Oh yeah...let's pile on me for this comment. :roll:





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Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 11:54 am
by andy7171
kalm wrote:absolutes are for heartless pricks. Period.
And the Sith.

Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 4:38 am
by CID1990
Ibanez wrote:
Chizzang wrote:How (for the love of all that is holy) have these things made it through the centuries...
John St.Wrong will tell us - we should just get rid of them - they serve no purpose

Other than comedic value (Perhaps they are Gods gift to comedy)

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3tNgwQwKK4[/youtube]
If that video didn't make you smile....then you're a heartless prick. :twocents:
I didn't see any of those overpriced raccoons doing anything dogs don't do.

BTW I agree with Shizzert - pandas are evolutionary dead ends

Re: Natures fraud... The Giant Panda

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 4:45 am
by CID1990
kalm wrote:What if...appearing cute to humans was a successful evolutionary trait?

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If they developed their cuteness just prior to humans deciding to protect them (which would be about 50 years ago) then you might be on to something there

given that modern pandas are in the fossil record in west central China as far back as 600,000 years ago I'd say that isn't the case

Plus, anyone who knows anything about China is that the way to get yourself eaten there is to be conspicuous - they'll pop a tube right in your gall bladder if they think you're cute