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93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 4:40 am
by 93henfan
Stand by.
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 4:49 am
by Pwns
If you even think about being Trump's running mate, you are banned.
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 4:58 am
by bandl
Dude, we already know you're gay
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 4:59 am
by 93henfan
Pwns wrote:If you even think about being Trump's running mate, you are banned.
No, no. There's already another UD alumnus lined up for that gig.
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 5:01 am
by 93henfan
bandl wrote:Dude, we already know you're gay
I feel happy!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999R-KoS3Og[/youtube]
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 5:09 am
by bandl
I'm not quite dead yet! I think I'll go for a walk
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 5:26 am
by Ibanez
93henfan wrote:Stand by.
At what time will you release your major announcement to the media

Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 5:32 am
by 93henfan
Ibanez wrote:93henfan wrote:Stand by.
At white time will you release your major announcement to the media

I'll need to see your credentials.
And "white time" sounds a little racist to me bud.
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 5:33 am
by andy7171
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 5:34 am
by Ibanez
93henfan wrote:Ibanez wrote:
At white time will you release your major announcement to the media

I'll need to see your credentials.
And "white time" sounds a little racist to me bud.
And why was "what" corrected into "white?"
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 5:34 am
by Ibanez
My money says 93 got a new job.
Or a Resolutionary device.
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 5:41 am
by 93henfan
That's a Slower Delaware hottie right there, son!
Nice research, digging up the Beacon.
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 5:50 am
by HI54UNI
Walmart rejected one of your returns last night so you are organizing a boycott?
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 6:02 am
by Ibanez

9:02 am....
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 6:02 am
by andy7171
93henfan wrote:Nice research, digging up the Beacon.
It was on WOLB, of all radio stations, this morning on the ride in.

Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 6:04 am
by 93henfan
My Fellow Board Members,
I have had but four goals during this election cycle:
Goal #1. Defeat Jeb Bush - accomplished
Goal #2. Defeat Marco Rubio - accomplished
Goal #3. Defeat Ted Cruz - accomplished
Goal #4. Defeat Hillary Clinton - not yet accomplished
My midas touch of support for Donald Trump (aka The Donald®) has led to a primary victory that was more convincing and came faster than anyone expected. In a word, I am magic.
But, Goal #4 must not be forgotten...
And so, with a heavy heart but with boundless optimism for the long-term future of our nation, I am temporarily suspending my efforts in support of The Donald. But hear me now: I am not suspending our fight for liberty!
Americans are deeply frustrated and want to change the path that we're on. When we launched this campaign months ago, we saw a movement grow. Thank you to each of you incredible patriots. I am so grateful to you...
Alas, the moment calls for us to throw the kitchen sink at defeating Hillary Clinton, and so, the only logical path now is to support Bernie Sanders (The WonderJew® - I just got that one trademarked) until such time as Hillary Clinton is no longer a viable candidate.
Write to your Congressperson, and urge them to prod the FBI for action, namely an indictment, in the Hillary Clinton email scandal. We must not let Hillary Clinton be President! She is a petulant, immature child who doesn't care about the security of our nation.
Thank you to each of you and have a blessed day.
Feel the Bern,
93henfan
Washington, District of Columbia
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 6:04 am
by HI54UNI
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 6:04 am
by Rob Iola
WTF? Did D1B hack your CS login?
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 6:06 am
by bandl
lame
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 6:09 am
by Ibanez
93henfan wrote:My Fellow Board Members,
I have had but four goals during this election cycle:
Goal #1. Defeat Jeb Bush - accomplished
Goal #2. Defeat Marco Rubio - accomplished
Goal #3. Defeat Ted Cruz - accomplished
Goal #4. Defeat Hillary Clinton - not yet accomplished
My midas touch of support for Donald Trump (aka The Donald®) has led to a primary victory that was more convincing and came faster than anyone expected. In a word, I am magic.
But, Goal #4 must not be forgotten...
And so, with a heavy heart but with boundless optimism for the long-term future of our nation, I am temporarily suspending my efforts in support of The Donald. But hear me now: I am not suspending our fight for liberty!
Americans are deeply frustrated and want to change the path that we're on. When we launched this campaign months ago, we saw a movement grow. Thank you to each of you incredible patriots. I am so grateful to you...
Alas, the moment calls for us to throw the kitchen sink at defeating Hillary Clinton, and so, the only logical path now is to support Bernie Sanders (The WonderJew® - I just got that one trademarked) until such time as Hillary Clinton is no longer a viable candidate.
Write to your Congressperson, and urge them to prod the FBI for action, namely an indictment, in the Hillary Clinton email scandal. We must not let Hillary Clinton be President! She is a petulant, immature child who doesn't care about the security of our nation.
Thank you to each of you and have a blessed day.
Feel the Bern,
93henfan
Washington, District of Columbia
Way ahead of you. I voted for Bern (not like it mattered).
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 6:10 am
by 93henfan
bandl wrote:lame
That's what they said about The Donald a few months ago.
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 6:14 am
by kalm
Every superhero needs an evil master mind to play off against. You had JSO with Trump. I think it's gonna be harder to get Dback to take the bait. Perhaps Trip?
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 6:21 am
by 93henfan
Oh btw, I forgot to credit Ted Cruz for ghostwriting my announcement. Thanks Ted. I had him test drive some of it last night.
Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 6:36 am
by Ibanez
93henfan wrote:Oh btw, I forgot to credit Ted Cruz for ghostwriting my announcement. Thanks Ted. I had him test drive some of it last night.
Your delivery was better and less creepy. I like how he ended it by elbowing his wife in the head.

Re: 93henfan to Make Major Announcement at 9am ec(b)t
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 6:39 am
by andy7171
I like my story better.