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Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousiana
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 6:55 pm
by dbackjon
Details to come
Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 7:29 pm
by Ivytalk
Has anyone seen JSO today?
Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 7:38 pm
by travelinman67
Injures six, then kills himself.
The End
No blame.
No trial.
No riots.
No blue-ribbon commission to study the "problem"
Just a violent, genetic flaw, now decaying carbon and water!

Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:01 pm
by Skjellyfetti
BREAKING: Gun store owner bans older, white men.
UPDATE: Gun store out of business.
Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 9:26 pm
by YoUDeeMan
Skjellyfetti wrote:BREAKING: Gun store owner bans older, white men.
UPDATE: Gun store out of business because minorities steal all of the inventory as the mayor gives them room to shop.
FIFY
Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:06 pm
by travelinman67
Update: 3 dead including shooter, 7 injured.
'bout 1,500 more shooters like this guy, and it would equal the number of illegal alien homicides in Texas since Obama took office.
Wonder what his motivation was?
Just found out he was attracted to men?

Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2015 11:51 pm
by travelinman67
Press reporting the Grande Theatre is a Gun-Free Zone!

Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 1:09 am
by Skjellyfetti
This is why I only attend theaters where I can bring my gun(s).
One hand in my XL popcorn and one hand strokin' my sweet, sweet gun.
If something happens, I'm ready to stand up and spray a dark, crowded theater with bullets... hoping I hit the shooter.

Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:08 am
by ASUG8
Skjellyfetti wrote:This is why I only attend theaters where I can bring my gun(s).
One hand in my XL popcorn and one hand strokin' my sweet, sweet gun.
If something happens, I'm ready to stand up and spray a dark, crowded theater with bullets... hoping I hit the shooter.

If you'd been in a situation like Aurora and ONE person stood up and dropped the shooter you'd be ordering a big slab of granite to carve a statue of him for saving your lefty ass.

Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:47 am
by dbackjon
Shooter's first name confirmed to be John
Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:50 am
by kalm
dbackjon wrote:Shooter's first name confirmed to be John
Did he reek of grain alchohol, orange soda, and crappy?
Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 6:20 am
by Pwns
Skjellyfetti wrote:This is why I only attend theaters where I can bring my gun(s).
One hand in my XL popcorn and one hand strokin' my sweet, sweet gun.
If something happens, I'm ready to stand up and spray a dark, crowded theater with bullets... hoping I hit the shooter.

Still not as silly as the idea of stopping these incidents with background checks, waiting periods, and "assault weapons" bans.
Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 6:22 am
by dbackjon
A man with the same name and same city has been a member of a tea party website since 2013
Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 6:47 am
by OL FU
dbackjon wrote:Shooter's first name confirmed to be John

Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 6:50 am
by Ibanez
dbackjon wrote:Shooter's first name confirmed to be John
I read that a girl of reproductive age (12) turned down his advances.
Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 6:51 am
by ASUG8
dbackjon wrote:A man with the same name and same city has been a member of a tea party website since 2013

Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:00 am
by Ibanez
Well this makes sense:
A “drifter” sat silently in a movie theater for 20 minutes before firing on other patrons in a shooting that was over in matter of seconds, witnesses and police in Louisiana said early Friday.
http://counton2.com/2015/07/24/louisian ... 0-minutes/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
He just couldn't take any more Amy Schumer.
Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:30 am
by Baldy
dbackjon wrote:A man with the same name and same city has been a member of a tea party website since 2013
Thank you, Brian Ross.

Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:48 am
by Grizalltheway
Poor Baldlie. The truth hurts.

Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:58 am
by Chizzang
kalm wrote:dbackjon wrote:Shooter's first name confirmed to be John
Did he reek of grain alchohol, orange soda, and crappy?
This ^ Made me laugh HARD
Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 8:03 am
by Ibanez
Doesn't JSO live in Lafayette, LA?
Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 8:11 am
by YoUDeeMan
kalm wrote:dbackjon wrote:Shooter's first name confirmed to be John
Did he reek of grain alchohol, orange soda, and crappy?
Crappie, you West Coast Neanderthal.
Crappie.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T the fish.
Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 8:55 am
by Baldy
Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:06 am
by JohnStOnge
Did he reek of grain alchohol, orange soda, and crappy?
I'm back to using Fresca rather than orange soda now. Found out there's no interaction between Crestor and grapefruit juice.
I did catch one crappie this morning. Lost another one.
Re: Breaking: "Older, White Male shoots up theatre in Lousi
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:09 am
by 89Hen
kalm wrote:dbackjon wrote:Shooter's first name confirmed to be John
Did he reek of grain alchohol, orange soda, and crappy?
