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Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:27 am
by 93henfan
Has anyone thought about it?

Where to? How hard?

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:34 am
by 89Hen
Mexico, to sell drugs and rape women.

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:35 am
by dbackjon
Depends on who wins 2016...


Not really - love my country.
But if I had to leave, New Zealand sounds nice.

of course, retirement in Costa Rica sounds appealing.

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:35 am
by dbackjon
89Hen wrote:Mexico, to sell drugs and rape women.

Donald, is that you? :lol:

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:54 am
by Grizalltheway
I've enjoyed all the countries I've visited, but I don't live in an EC hell hole, so I don't feel a pressing need to leave this one.

If I had to, Canada, New Zealand or Austria I guess.

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:02 pm
by clenz
Germany

Both sides of my family are from the Leer, Germany area (not Leer itself but each of the towns/villages were within 10 minutes driving). When my grandparents were still alive we'd have family over from Germany. Most of my family still speaks Plattdüütsch. Though that seems to be a ways away from most Civilization (4-5 hours). Maybe Düsseldorf or Frankfurt. They seem to be more "centrally" located.

If not there London would be nice.

TBH and I did some looking right about the time of our wedding (6 years ago Saturday) but nothing ever came of it.

Staying closer to home though Vancouver was pretty awesome when I was there.

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:05 pm
by bandl
clenz wrote:Germany

Both sides of my family are from the Leer, Germany area (not Leer itself but each of the towns/villages were within 10 minutes driving). When my grandparents were still alive we'd have family over from Germany. Most of my family still speaks Plattdüütsch. Though that seems to be a ways away from most Civilization (4-5 hours). Maybe Düsseldorf or Frankfurt. They seem to be more "centrally" located.

If not there London would be nice.
Planning on taking a fucking boat there?

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:06 pm
by bandl
New Zealand
Switzerland
or
fucking Spain

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:07 pm
by Grizalltheway
bandl wrote:
clenz wrote:Germany

Both sides of my family are from the Leer, Germany area (not Leer itself but each of the towns/villages were within 10 minutes driving). When my grandparents were still alive we'd have family over from Germany. Most of my family still speaks Plattdüütsch. Though that seems to be a ways away from most Civilization (4-5 hours). Maybe Düsseldorf or Frankfurt. They seem to be more "centrally" located.

If not there London would be nice.
Planning on taking a fucking boat there?
Stand-up paddle board. They're all the rage these days.

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:09 pm
by Grizalltheway
bandl wrote: fucking Spain
What's the point? You already get drunk and pass out mid-afternoon here.

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:09 pm
by bandl
Grizalltheway wrote:
bandl wrote: Planning on taking a fucking boat there?
Stand-up paddle board. They're all the rage these days.
I don't think cleanse would make it. I mean, he is from Iofuckingwa, but he complains alot about the weather, wind, driving a truck in the wind, babies, video games, his hair cut, etc. He probably couldn't paddleboard more than 10 miles without complaining and getting eaten by a fucking shark or something.

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:09 pm
by bandl
Grizalltheway wrote:
bandl wrote: fucking Spain
What's the point? You already get drunk and pass out mid-afternoon here.
Fucking tapas.

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:09 pm
by clenz
bandl wrote:
clenz wrote:Germany

Both sides of my family are from the Leer, Germany area (not Leer itself but each of the towns/villages were within 10 minutes driving). When my grandparents were still alive we'd have family over from Germany. Most of my family still speaks Plattdüütsch. Though that seems to be a ways away from most Civilization (4-5 hours). Maybe Düsseldorf or Frankfurt. They seem to be more "centrally" located.

If not there London would be nice.
Planning on taking a fucking boat there?
You ready for this?

I've only been on a boat twice in my life...


:rofl:



:oops:

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:12 pm
by Grizalltheway
bandl wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:
Stand-up paddle board. They're all the rage these days.
I don't think cleanse would make it. I mean, he is from Iofuckingwa, but he complains alot about the weather, wind, driving a truck in the wind, babies, video games, his hair cut, etc. He probably couldn't paddleboard more than 10 miles without complaining and getting eaten by a fucking shark or something.
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Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:16 pm
by Brock Landers
No. I love Bozeman, and we don't have giant spiders or hurricanes, or any of that shit

My wife has a fantasy of moving to Australia to get away from all the spooky GMOs and Obamas. But they have Lord Humongouses so no deal. Also, f#cking crocodiles.

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:17 pm
by clenz
bandl wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:
Stand-up paddle board. They're all the rage these days.
I don't think cleanse would make it. I mean, he is from Iofuckingwa, but he complains alot about the weather, wind, driving a truck in the wind, babies, video games, his hair cut, etc. He probably couldn't paddleboard more than 10 miles without complaining and getting eaten by a fucking shark or something.
I've spent more time on a paddle board than a boat... :coffee:

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:17 pm
by andy7171
clenz wrote:
bandl wrote: Planning on taking a fucking boat there?
You ready for this?

I've only been on a boat twice in my life...


:rofl:



:oops:
Well. You ARE from Iowa. It's more surprising about the plane. I bet you have everyone beat with driving combines. Or teenage funerals.

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:18 pm
by bandl
clenz wrote:
bandl wrote: I don't think cleanse would make it. I mean, he is from Iofuckingwa, but he complains alot about the weather, wind, driving a truck in the wind, babies, video games, his hair cut, etc. He probably couldn't paddleboard more than 10 miles without complaining and getting eaten by a fucking shark or something.
I've spent more time on a paddle board than a boat... :coffee:
Across the Atlantic?? Don't fucking think so!

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:24 pm
by 89Hen
Grizalltheway wrote:If I had to, Canada
He asked for other countries dumbass.

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:25 pm
by clenz
bandl wrote:
clenz wrote: I've spent more time on a paddle board than a boat... :coffee:
Across the Atlantic?? Don't fucking think so!
I'd have a new experience....big fucking deal.

There's a first for everything, Arschloch

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:27 pm
by bandl
clenz wrote:
bandl wrote: Across the Atlantic?? Don't fucking think so!
I'd have a new experience....big fucking deal.

There's a first for everything, Arschloch
Then why don't you try flying? It'd be a helluva lot fucking quicker

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:33 pm
by clenz
bandl wrote:
clenz wrote: I'd have a new experience....big fucking deal.

There's a first for everything, Arschloch
Then why don't you try flying? It'd be a helluva lot fucking quicker
If the time comes that I need to fly I will.

I don't have the time, or money, to fly for the fuck of it. Plus the whole Titanic thing and if I survive that there's fucking sharks.

At least if the plane goes down I'm wasted with it.

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:34 pm
by bandl
clenz wrote:
bandl wrote: Then why don't you try flying? It'd be a helluva lot fucking quicker
If the time comes that I need to fly I will.

I don't have the time, or money, to fly for the fuck of it
Must be rough having a wife, a child and a job. How do you do it?


Oh, and fucking :lol:

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:34 pm
by dbackjon
bandl wrote:
clenz wrote:Germany

Both sides of my family are from the Leer, Germany area (not Leer itself but each of the towns/villages were within 10 minutes driving). When my grandparents were still alive we'd have family over from Germany. Most of my family still speaks Plattdüütsch. Though that seems to be a ways away from most Civilization (4-5 hours). Maybe Düsseldorf or Frankfurt. They seem to be more "centrally" located.

If not there London would be nice.
Planning on taking a fucking boat there?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Re: Emigration

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:36 pm
by clenz
bandl wrote:
clenz wrote: If the time comes that I need to fly I will.

I don't have the time, or money, to fly for the fuck of it
Must be rough having a wife, a child and a job. How do you do it?


Oh, and fucking :lol:
It's a rough life.