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26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 2:48 pm
by Chizzang
Seriously...
If were still wondering "Just how dumb are Americans..?"
please see here:
Over a quarter of Americans believe God will decide who wins the Super Bowl

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Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 2:53 pm
by kalm
Truth. Believing God has helped you win or your team win is truly silly.

That being said…I REALLY need God to have one or two of the quarters end in Seahwaks 3 Pats 0 or 5 and 4 for our 100 skittle board. :mrgreen:

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 2:57 pm
by Chizzang
kalm wrote:Truth. Believing God has helped you win or your team win is truly silly.

That being said…I REALLY need God to have one or two of the quarters end in Seahwaks 3 Pats 0 or 5 and 4 for our 100 skittle board. :mrgreen:

I've got God working for me on Seattle ending the game with a 21..!!! :notworthy: Come on Jeezus

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 3:54 pm
by 93henfan
Jesus loves me. This I know.

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 4:39 pm
by Pwns
I once beat the original Tecmo Bowl on NES with Minnesota. Divine intervention is the only explanation I have for stopping Bo Jackson and Marcus Allen with Minnesota's slow defense.

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 9:19 pm
by HI54UNI
I prayed that God would open up the stadium floor and drop all the Patriots and Seahawks into a bottomless pit.

Or that Justin Timberlake would show up and show us Katy Perry's boobs.

There is no God.

:ohno:

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 9:41 pm
by Ivytalk
God decided that Pete Carroll deserved an Almighty Boning. :bananahump: :bananahump: :bananahump:

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 10:58 pm
by travelinman67
HI54UNI wrote:I prayed that God would open up the stadium floor and drop all the Patriots and Seahawks into a bottomless pit.

Or that Justin Timberlake would show up and show us Katy Perry's boobs.

There is no God.

:ohno:
You too?

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:02 am
by Wedgebuster
God made Rupert Murdoch, Rupert Murdoch made Fox News, Fox News told America Iraq did the 9/11 attacks, and God told George W Bush when it was "Mission Accomplished".

Over 80% of those polled who normally get their news from God (Fox News) still know it was Hussein that planned the whole thing, and that George W hunted him down and had him hung.

God really doesn't have a football team because of all the different factions claiming to be God's team, he leaves all that up to Glenn Beck.

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:48 am
by clenz
There must not be a god.

According to Seattle fans Russelll Wilson is Jesus reincarnated. God wouldn't let Jesus have a Tim Tebow stat line and throw a game losing pick in the end-zone in the last minute of the game.

At least Tebow won games with that kind of stat line

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:55 am
by YoUDeeMan
God gives people health problems and anger issues. Then he saves them...temporarily, but they often remain simple minded, unhealthy, angry douches. :lol:

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:57 am
by andy7171
My high school coach once told my team my sophomore year when someone attempted to lead a pre-game prayer, "God has a lot more things to deal with than a high school football game, we know what we have to do"

It's stuck with me as sound advice.

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:47 am
by Gil Dobie
Everybody know the G at the center of Lambeau field stands for God's Team. :thumb:

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 9:19 am
by andy7171
"Greatness" :nod:

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 9:55 am
by CAA Flagship
Google

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 9:56 am
by bandl
GRAMBLING FOR ALL THIRST

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 9:59 am
by CAA Flagship
Gash

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:00 am
by bandl
Gunch

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:23 am
by ALPHAGRIZ1
Giselle

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:30 am
by Chizzang
ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Giselle

Love this picture...!!!

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Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:35 am
by Grizalltheway
Where's the kid he left Bridget Moynahan with? :coffee:

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 10:56 am
by YoUDeeMan
Grizalltheway wrote:Where's the kid he left Bridget Moynahan with? :coffee:
Probably hanging out with some thuggish Seattle players.

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:38 am
by ALPHAGRIZ1
Chizzang wrote:
ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Giselle

Love this picture...!!!

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Why anyone thinks that skank is hot I have no idea, Brady was an idiot to leave Moynahan, she is SOOO much hotter.

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:39 am
by ALPHAGRIZ1
Oh, and everyone knows it is Belichick that decides who wins the Superbowl, he is just that good at what he does.

Re: 26% believe God decides who wins the Super Bowl

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:44 am
by ALPHAGRIZ1
Grizalltheway wrote:Where's the kid he left Bridget Moynahan with? :coffee:
Probably fucking all the girls in his 4th grade class..................