ISIS Soon To Be Non-Existent
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 5:13 pm
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music...or Jesus.
AND
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem of ISIS to be over by Friday.
These boys will be dropped off in Iraq, and have been given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music...or Jesus.
AND
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem of ISIS to be over by Friday.