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Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by Me)
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 2:55 pm
by expandspanos
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They just used images of the older women, scanned them into a computer and sold them as another person..
Case closed.
You can keep your guns.
You're welcome.

Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:28 pm
by houndawg
..not even close....
...you've lost a step, spankos...

Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:37 pm
by Ursus A. Horribilis
Thanks for figuring this all out for us explainsomuchos. I can quit worrying about it now. Good work.
Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:47 pm
by Grizalltheway
Does this mean you can finally leave your basement, or are the black helicopters still hovering?
Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 7:50 pm
by kalm
The two chicks on the bottom have completely different noses. Geez, Spandos...

Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:00 pm
by travelinman67
kalm wrote:The two chicks on the bottom have completely different noses. Geez, Spandos...

The adults were flown to Austria for cosmetic surgery.
Sheesh, Klam...coverup 101!
Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:39 pm
by expandspanos
Woah.. Dr. Phil is even picking up on this story.. BUT HE CHANGED THE NAMES!@!!!!!
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(Am I trolling you.. or?.... )

Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:41 pm
by expandspanos
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:Thanks for figuring this all out for us explainsomuchos. I can quit worrying about it now. Good work.
You're welcome.

Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 10:40 pm
by AZGrizFan
That's some funny shit right there.
Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 10:57 pm
by Screamin_Eagle174
EWU's look-alike threads have closer matches, and they have the benefit of being funny.

Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:56 am
by Ibanez
it is possible for people to resemble others. I, and I kid you not, get asked at least 3 times a month if I'm Charlie Day.
Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 2:54 pm
by expandspanos
Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 2:57 pm
by expandspanos
Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 3:11 pm
by Vidav
They dont even look similar.

Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 3:31 pm
by expandspanos
I agree- "Hochsprung" looks nothing like "Lafferty".
Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2015 9:23 pm
by andy7171
People tell me a dead ringer for the gladiator actor. Especially when I am @250lbs. The LA confidential one. Fuck you spandos.
Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 12:05 am
by travelinman67
Back in the day, I used to be confused for Mike Ditka...
...though my cornrows are tight.
Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:02 am
by 93henfan
It's easy to hide in plain sight. For instance, I used to sell OxiClean on TV, but needed a break from the limelight.
Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 4:47 pm
by Ibanez
travelinman67 wrote:Back in the day, I used to be confused for Mike Ditka...
...though my cornrows are tight.
Tight cornrows? Well, you sir, have class.

Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 4:50 pm
by Ibanez
expandspanos wrote:
A wrestler, a blues musician and I share a name. Coincidence or conspiracy?

Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2015 5:23 pm
by CAA Flagship
Ibanez wrote:
A wrestler, a blues musician and I share a name. Coincidence or conspiracy?

Inbreeding?
Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:53 am
by andy7171
Ibanez wrote:expandspanos wrote:
A wrestler, a blues musician and I share a name. Coincidence or conspiracy?

What about your three point shooting assassin of an uncle?
Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:56 am
by Ibanez
andy7171 wrote:Ibanez wrote:
A wrestler, a blues musician and I share a name. Coincidence or conspiracy?

What about your three point shooting assassin of an uncle?
We don't discuss crazy Uncle Ted.
Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:57 am
by Ibanez
CAA Flagship wrote:Ibanez wrote:
A wrestler, a blues musician and I share a name. Coincidence or conspiracy?

Inbreeding?
Inbreeding isn't a name.
Re: Both Main Characters in Sandy Hook Hoax Found Alive (by
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 9:05 am
by andy7171
Ibanez wrote:andy7171 wrote:
What about your three point shooting assassin of an uncle?
We don't discuss crazy Uncle Ted.
I was talking about your Uncle Steve. Dopey.