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How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:12 pm
by 93henfan
So it's Thanksgiving and my sister is a lesbian.
"What does that have to do with anything, 93?" you might ask yourself.
Well, allow me to go on.
My sister has brought her latest "partner" to dinner here today, and this partner is a Jewy, liberal published novelist from New York City. I've met this kike carpet-muncher three times before and it's been a battle of wits every time. Now I'm no Ted Cruz, but by golly I play one just to argue with this bitch.
Anyway, she seems better prepared than me, so I need some emergency coaching. Just give me like five talking points that can crush any liberal. Liberals, feel free to contribute. Let me know your kryptonite. Thanks in advance.
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 12:44 pm
by CAA Flagship
I would like to know her feelings about the Mike Brown incident. If she starts to get uppity, ask her about her feelings about personal accountability.
If she gives you any shit after that, kick her in the coont.
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 1:52 pm
by kalm
Start with Obama is the best moderate republican president we've had since Clinton.
This will identify her as either a mindless democrat or a cynical progressive.
Let me know the results and we can have some fun from there...
(I do this quite often with my family who are all democrats)
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 1:53 pm
by kalm
CAA Flagship wrote:I would like to know her feelings about the Mike Brown incident. If she starts to get uppity, ask her about her feelings about personal accountability.
If she gives you any shit after that, kick her in the coont.
Typical unimaginitive and violent conk response.
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 2:21 pm
by kalm
Another tactic is to ask her if she votes democrat. If she answers yes, tell her she's a terrible liberal...
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:07 pm
by CID1990
kalm wrote:Start with Obama is the best moderate republican president we've had since Clinton.
This will identify her as either a mindless democrat or a cynical progressive.
Let me know the results and we can have some fun from there...
(I do this quite often with my family who are all democrats)
hey look
its klam playing the "i'm something OTHER than a doctrinaire liberal like my family" schtick
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:23 pm
by kalm
CID1990 wrote:kalm wrote:Start with Obama is the best moderate republican president we've had since Clinton.
This will identify her as either a mindless democrat or a cynical progressive.
Let me know the results and we can have some fun from there...
(I do this quite often with my family who are all democrats)
hey look
its klam playing the "i'm something OTHER than a doctrinaire liberal like my family" schtick
Funny...the same things that bother them, bother you...
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 4:26 pm
by CAA Flagship
kalm wrote:CID1990 wrote:
hey look
its klam playing the "i'm something OTHER than a doctrinaire liberal like my family" schtick
Funny...the same things that bother them, bother you...
It's like the reaction of offsetting penalties from both sidelines.
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2014 5:46 pm
by Bronco
Ask her if she is for abortion on demand and if she thinks here is a gay gene
I believe we all get WHY homosexuals so want there to be a "gay gene":
A burning need for it to "NOT BE MY FAULT!"
But imagine for a moment if a "gay gene" really did exist.
1. Homosexuals would have to accept they are the result of a genetic defect, not simply poor (abhorrent, really) choices.
2. Homosexuals would have to fight AGAINST the development of a genetic test for homosexuality during pregnancy.
The second issue would be a "death knell" for homosexuality. People seem to want abortion, despite how horrific and evil it is. Few prospective parents, then, would be likely to carry a baby to term knowing it had such a serious defect. In one generation - two at the most - homosexuality would become extinct.
Homosexuality Has No Genetic Cause
September 5, 2014 | Jonathon Moseley
A genetic cause for homosexuality is not scientifically possible. A homosexuality gene, if it existed, would quickly die out. However, it gradually becomes clear that liberals and progressives are poorly-educated about science. They passionately believe in evolution, yet they don’t understand it.
http://barbwire.com/2014/09/05/homosexu ... tic-cause/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:46 am
by OL FU
I do get the impression sometimes that kalm has written but not published his own political dictionary.
You can always say what I said when my lesbian cousin brought her significant other to turkey day.
"Welcome to the family"
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:51 am
by kalm
OL FU wrote:I do get the impression sometimes that kalm has written but not published his own political dictionary.
You can always say what I said when my lesbian cousin brought her significant other to turkey day.
"Welcome to the family"
1) I don't put too much stock in the wisdom of the establishment.
2) Political definitions and labels are highly malleable.
3) Ask Cid, I'm a member of the radical middle.
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 7:08 am
by OL FU
kalm wrote:OL FU wrote:I do get the impression sometimes that kalm has written but not published his own political dictionary.
You can always say what I said when my lesbian cousin brought her significant other to turkey day.
"Welcome to the family"
1) I don't put too much stock in the wisdom of the establishment.
2) Political definitions and labels are highly malleable.
3) Ask Cid, I'm a member of the radical middle.
I understand. When people used to ask me for my political leanings, I would respond "I am a conflicted conservative"
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 7:16 am
by kalm
OL FU wrote:kalm wrote:
1) I don't put too much stock in the wisdom of the establishment.
2) Political definitions and labels are highly malleable.
3) Ask Cid, I'm a member of the radical middle.
I understand. When people used to ask me for my political leanings, I would respond "I am a conflicted conservative"
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 7:26 am
by Pwns
Ask her why gay guys are usually easier to get along with than the Lesbos.
Ask her why lesbos don't look like those of xxxdykeaction.com.
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:16 am
by ASUG8
Pwns wrote:Ask her why gay guys are usually easier to get along with than the Lesbos.
Ask her why lesbos don't look like those of xxxdykeaction.com.
This.
If lesbians don't like guys, why do they cut their hair like guys and seek out women who look like dudes? Inquiring minds want to know.
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 2:58 pm
by CAA Flagship
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:07 pm
by CID1990
kalm wrote:
I'm a member of the radical middle.:
today, at least
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 3:39 pm
by 93henfan
Sorry to disappoint, but the kyke dyke was not in a sparring mood yesterday. Didn't even talk about the darkies rioting in St Louis. I even got a hug.
Thanks anyway.
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 4:53 pm
by Ivytalk
93henfan wrote:Sorry to disappoint, but the kyke dyke was not in a sparring mood yesterday. Didn't even talk about the darkies rioting in St Louis. I even got a hug.
Thanks anyway.
Dykes on bykes
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 5:29 pm
by Grizalltheway
93henfan wrote:Sorry to disappoint, but the kyke dyke was not in a sparring mood yesterday. Didn't even talk about the darkies rioting in St Louis. I even got a hug.
Thanks anyway.
Did you at least catch your sister tongue punching her fartbox in the bathroom?
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:05 pm
by 93henfan
Grizalltheway wrote:93henfan wrote:Sorry to disappoint, but the kyke dyke was not in a sparring mood yesterday. Didn't even talk about the darkies rioting in St Louis. I even got a hug.
Thanks anyway.
Did you at least catch your sister tongue punching her fartbox in the bathroom?
That's
disgusting Grizalltheway!
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:06 pm
by bandl
93henfan wrote:Grizalltheway wrote:
Did you at least catch your sister tongue punching her fartbox in the bathroom?
That's
disgusting Grizalltheway!
Answer the fucking question, he's got some fapping to possibly do
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:31 pm
by Grizalltheway
bandl wrote:93henfan wrote:
That's disgusting Grizalltheway!
Answer the fucking question, he's got some fapping to possibly do
This.
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2014 6:31 pm
by JohnStOnge
93henfan wrote:Sorry to disappoint, but the kyke dyke was not in a sparring mood yesterday. Didn't even talk about the darkies rioting in St Louis. I even got a hug.
Thanks anyway.
Good. If I'd have seen your original post in time I'd have written, "DON'T do it at Thanksgiving."
Pick your times.
Re: How To Beat Woody Allen In An Argument
Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2014 4:20 am
by JoltinJoe
Oh, do I know this type, or what.
Tell her you've lost all respect for Bill Maher ever since his unforgivable comments about Islam, a religion of peace.
Shake your head sadly as you say it.
Also, "I love the first three Melissa Etheridge albums, but I stopped listening once her songs began sounding like self-parody." I assure you, this will drive her nuts.
(This implies she came out as a marketing stunt
).
