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Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 5:57 am
by 93henfan
So my latest project is staging riots after the grand jury decision is announced regarding the Brown shooting.
We've got tons and tons of local darkies but we need crackers!
Wanted:
-Older white males to pose as lost truck drivers (CDL required)
-White soccer mom types - blonde and attractive a plus
-Elderly whites - (strong bones a must!)
-White children (can be Asian if light complexion and rounder eyes)
No allergies to make-up or theater blood. Must be able to lay still for up to 30 seconds without breathing for pan shots. Appropriate head gear provided for brick-throwing scenes.
Apply at:
owlworship33@expandos.net
Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 7:24 am
by YoUDeeMan
The only things needed in Ferguson are drones and cluster bombs.
The drones and bombs should be painted black in order to return to the every day accepted routine of black on black violence.

Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 8:48 am
by CAA Flagship
I'm gonna pass. Too cold.

Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 8:50 am
by kalm
CAA Flagship wrote:I'm gonna pass. Too cold.

93 said there's a need for wopanese children.
Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 8:55 am
by CAA Flagship
kalm wrote:CAA Flagship wrote:I'm gonna pass. Too cold.

93 said there's a need for wopanese children.
He didn't mention the pay.

Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 8:59 am
by 93henfan
CAA Flagship wrote:kalm wrote:
93 said there's a need for wopanese children.
He didn't mention the pay.

You have your own issues to take care of Flaggy. A-B headquarters on target list for protestors.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/11 ... c-airport/
Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 9:10 am
by CAA Flagship
My wife mentioned that this morning.
Water cannons are being mounted on the beer wagons and the clydesdales are being equipped with body armor.
Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:13 am
by CitadelGrad
The Clydesdales are kept at Grant's Farm.
Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:16 am
by CAA Flagship
CitadelGrad wrote:The Clydesdales are kept at Grant's Farm.
Most are. There are stables at the brewery too for viewing during the brewery tour.
Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:54 am
by Ibanez
Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:59 am
by Grizalltheway
Ibanez wrote:Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
Keep up or check bobby's notes. Why do you think he moved to that shithole in the first place?

Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 11:00 am
by Ibanez
Grizalltheway wrote:Ibanez wrote:Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
Keep up or check bobby's notes. Why do you think he moved to that shithole in the first place?

I thought that was the reason but didn't recall. And it's bob, damnit.
Speaking of Bob, I haven't seen him since August. I should give him a shout soon...
Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 11:24 am
by 93henfan
Ibanez wrote:Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
She's in charge of the rice purchasing department.
Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 11:38 am
by Ibanez
93henfan wrote:Ibanez wrote:Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
She's in charge of the rice purchasing department.
ROR
Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 12:26 pm
by CAA Flagship
Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 12:38 pm
by dbackjon
93henfan wrote:Ibanez wrote:Flaggy, does your wife work for A-B?
She's in charge of the rice purchasing department.
Oh - you make funny! ROFR!!
Re: Actors Needed: Ferguson MO
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 4:30 pm
by Ibanez
dbackjon wrote:93henfan wrote:
She's in charge of the rice purchasing department.
Oh - you make funny! ROFR!!
Now you're being ridicurous. Risten herre, CAAFraggy is a roser for reaving Virginia for St. Rouis!!!!!!
ROSER!
- Spoiler: show
- Did I beat that into the ground enough?