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Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 12:37 pm
by CID1990
This is not a joke:

(From Klam and SK's favorite source for the troof)

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/pi ... a-20140714" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Let me paraphrase RS for y'all.... the 5 most dangerous guns in America are

1. Pistols
2. Revolvers
3. Rifles
4. Shotguns
5. Derringers

Seriously... not the Onion... Rolling Stone

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 12:47 pm
by travelinman67
Saw that this morning...thought it was a joke...

...then, remembered it was RS.

Underscores the clueless liberal.

They did, however, forget to include the speargun.

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 12:50 pm
by Baldy
CID1990 wrote:This is not a joke:

(From Klam and SK's favorite source for the troof)

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/pi ... a-20140714" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Let me paraphrase RS for y'all.... the 5 most dangerous guns in America are

1. Pistols
2. Revolvers
3. Rifles
4. Shotguns
5. Derringers

Seriously... not the Onion... Rolling Stone
:rofl:

Rolling Stone and The Onion...synonyms. :coffee:

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 12:50 pm
by Pwns
Brought to you by the same folks who created the term "assault weapon". :lol:

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:07 pm
by DSUrocks07
When can we expect an article about the five safest guns in America? :coffee:

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:11 pm
by Chizzang
Rolling Stone:
Desperate to stay relevant in a world that has long since passed them by...
They're hanging on like Glenn Beck and Reverend Jackson are to their dwindling relevancy


Sad... :ohno:

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:19 pm
by D1B
CID1990 wrote:This is not a joke:

(From Klam and SK's favorite source for the troof)

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/pi ... a-20140714" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Let me paraphrase RS for y'all.... the 5 most dangerous guns in America are

1. Pistols
2. Revolvers
3. Rifles
4. Shotguns
5. Derringers

Seriously... not the Onion... Rolling Stone
From the article:

1. Pistols

They are the most commonly recovered firearm type reported by the ATF. With more than 119,000 pistols found at crime scenes in 2012, this handgun model holds an unfortunately solid first place in criminal weaponry.

2. Revolvers

Revolvers, named for their rotating chambered cylinder, placed second in the ATF's ranking of guns found at crime scenes more than 46,000 recovered in 2012, the most recent year for which statistics were kept.

3. Rifles

Law enforcement agencies pulled more than 39,000 from crime scenes in 2012, firmly establishing this weapon — designed to be fired from the shoulder — in third place on the ATF's trace list...According to FBI latest publicly available homicide records, in 2012 rifles were used to murder more than 320 people.

4. Shotguns

Per the FBI, shotguns were used in 303 murders in 2012. With 27,000 shotgun recoveries reported to the ATF in 2012, they are the fourth most common type of firearm confiscated at crime scenes.

5. Derringers

With just more than 2,000 recoveries in 2012

Shame on all of you fucks for falling for JSO1990's red herring. :ohno:

Especially you, Cliits. You're better than that.

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:20 pm
by D1B
travelinman67 wrote:Saw that this morning...thought it was a joke...

...then, remembered it was RS.

Underscores the clueless liberal.

They did, however, forget to include the speargun.
Another kneejerk from the biggest fucking jerkoff here - Tbag. :dunce:

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:21 pm
by Chizzang
D1B wrote:
CID1990 wrote:This is not a joke:

(From Klam and SK's favorite source for the troof)

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/pi ... a-20140714" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Let me paraphrase RS for y'all.... the 5 most dangerous guns in America are

1. Pistols
2. Revolvers
3. Rifles
4. Shotguns
5. Derringers

Seriously... not the Onion... Rolling Stone
From the article:

1. Pistols

They are the most commonly recovered firearm type reported by the ATF. With more than 119,000 pistols found at crime scenes in 2012, this handgun model holds an unfortunately solid first place in criminal weaponry.

2. Revolvers

Revolvers, named for their rotating chambered cylinder, placed second in the ATF's ranking of guns found at crime scenes more than 46,000 recovered in 2012, the most recent year for which statistics were kept.

3. Rifles

Law enforcement agencies pulled more than 39,000 from crime scenes in 2012, firmly establishing this weapon — designed to be fired from the shoulder — in third place on the ATF's trace list...According to FBI latest publicly available homicide records, in 2012 rifles were used to murder more than 320 people.

4. Shotguns

Per the FBI, shotguns were used in 303 murders in 2012. With 27,000 shotgun recoveries reported to the ATF in 2012, they are the fourth most common type of firearm confiscated at crime scenes.

5. Derringers

With just more than 2,000 recoveries in 2012

Shame on all of you fucks for falling for JSO1990's red herring. :ohno:

Especially you, Cliits. You're better than that.

It's a dumb reactionary article...

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:25 pm
by D1B
Chizzang wrote:
D1B wrote:
From the article:

1. Pistols

They are the most commonly recovered firearm type reported by the ATF. With more than 119,000 pistols found at crime scenes in 2012, this handgun model holds an unfortunately solid first place in criminal weaponry.

2. Revolvers

Revolvers, named for their rotating chambered cylinder, placed second in the ATF's ranking of guns found at crime scenes more than 46,000 recovered in 2012, the most recent year for which statistics were kept.

3. Rifles

Law enforcement agencies pulled more than 39,000 from crime scenes in 2012, firmly establishing this weapon — designed to be fired from the shoulder — in third place on the ATF's trace list...According to FBI latest publicly available homicide records, in 2012 rifles were used to murder more than 320 people.

4. Shotguns

Per the FBI, shotguns were used in 303 murders in 2012. With 27,000 shotgun recoveries reported to the ATF in 2012, they are the fourth most common type of firearm confiscated at crime scenes.

5. Derringers

With just more than 2,000 recoveries in 2012

Shame on all of you fucks for falling for JSO1990's red herring. :ohno:

Especially you, Cliits. You're better than that.

It's a dumb reactionary article...
Their job is to react.

The article is supported by facts from the FBI.

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:34 pm
by BDKJMU
D1B wrote:
CID1990 wrote:This is not a joke:

(From Klam and SK's favorite source for the troof)

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/pi ... a-20140714" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Let me paraphrase RS for y'all.... the 5 most dangerous guns in America are

1. Pistols
2. Revolvers
3. Rifles
4. Shotguns
5. Derringers

Seriously... not the Onion... Rolling Stone
From the article:

1. Pistols

They are the most commonly recovered firearm type reported by the ATF. With more than 119,000 pistols found at crime scenes in 2012, this handgun model holds an unfortunately solid first place in criminal weaponry.

2. Revolvers

Revolvers, named for their rotating chambered cylinder, placed second in the ATF's ranking of guns found at crime scenes more than 46,000 recovered in 2012, the most recent year for which statistics were kept.

3. Rifles

Law enforcement agencies pulled more than 39,000 from crime scenes in 2012, firmly establishing this weapon — designed to be fired from the shoulder — in third place on the ATF's trace list...According to FBI latest publicly available homicide records, in 2012 rifles were used to murder more than 320 people.

4. Shotguns

Per the FBI, shotguns were used in 303 murders in 2012. With 27,000 shotgun recoveries reported to the ATF in 2012, they are the fourth most common type of firearm confiscated at crime scenes.

5. Derringers

With just more than 2,000 recoveries in 2012

Shame on all of you **** for falling for JSO1990's red herring. :ohno:

Especially you, Cliits. You're better than that.
A revolver is a type of pistol, dumbass.. :dunce: :rofl:

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:37 pm
by kalm
I didn't read the article but I'm guessing the readership of RS lacks gun fetishism. Heaven forbid...

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 2:51 pm
by Skjellyfetti
Eh. They're pretty much just copy and pasting ATF's data on weapons recovered at crime scenes and adding a picture.

Not interesting, really... one way or the other. :?

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 3:30 pm
by CID1990
Not surprising at all the klam and SK completely miss the total ridiculousness of the article (or try to provide cover for it like SK)

America's most dangerous boats:

1. Speedboats
2. Tugboats
3. rowboats
4. Catboats
5. Sailboats

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for chiming in D, this thread was failbait before you showed up

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 3:36 pm
by Chizzang
CID1990 wrote:Not surprising at all the klam and SK completely miss the total ridiculousness of the article (or try to provide cover for it like SK)

America's most dangerous boats:

1. Speedboats
2. Tugboats
3. rowboats
4. Catboats
5. Sailboats

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for chiming in D, this thread was failbait before you showed up


Speaking of boats... If you knew AZ's wife the most deadly boat is the "Motorboat"
She'll kill you with those things (seriously I'm not kidding)


:shock:

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 3:38 pm
by CID1990
Chizzang wrote:
CID1990 wrote:Not surprising at all the klam and SK completely miss the total ridiculousness of the article (or try to provide cover for it like SK)

America's most dangerous boats:

1. Speedboats
2. Tugboats
3. rowboats
4. Catboats
5. Sailboats

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for chiming in D, this thread was failbait before you showed up


Speaking of boats... If you knew AZ's wife the most deadly boat is the "Motorboat"
She'll kill you with those things (seriously I'm not kidding)


:shock:
either you or AZ need to be posting pics because I am feeling increasingly left out when you two talk about his wife

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 3:39 pm
by CID1990
America's most dangerous knives:

1. Butcher knives
2. Carving knives
3. pokkit knives
4. Filet knives
5. Pen knives

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:18 pm
by 93henfan
America's most dangerous cars:

1. Four wheel drive vehicles
2. Sport utility vehicles
3. Vehicles with high centers of gravity
4. Vehicles with Firestone tires
5. Ford Explorer

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:21 pm
by JohnStOnge
I'm not a big gun person but aren't revolvers and derringers pistols so that you could just say "pistols, rifles, and shotguns?"

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:35 pm
by kalm
CID1990 wrote:Not surprising at all the klam and SK completely miss the total ridiculousness of the article (or try to provide cover for it like SK)

America's most dangerous boats:

1. Speedboats
2. Tugboats
3. rowboats
4. Catboats
5. Sailboats

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks for chiming in D, this thread was failbait before you showed up
It's really not surprising. Much of the stuff on their poli page is fairly weak. I started checking out RS for Taibbi and Hastings and I haven't been going back since they're both gone. But between those too and HST before them, RS had same great pieces of journalism. :nod:

But I'm glad you're having some fun now. :lol:

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:43 pm
by 93henfan
JohnStOnge wrote:I'm not a big gun person but aren't revolvers and derringers pistols so that you could just say "pistols, rifles, and shotguns?"
Yep, and that pretty much covers all guns. :lol:

Hence the sheer naivety and silliness of the article.

It would be like BDK writing an article about the most compassionate charities for kneegrows.

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 4:43 pm
by DSUrocks07
93henfan wrote:America's most dangerous cars:

1. Four wheel drive vehicles
2. Sport utility vehicles
3. Vehicles with high centers of gravity
4. Vehicles with Firestone tires
5. Ford Exploder
fify

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 5:34 pm
by BDKJMU
93henfan wrote:
JohnStOnge wrote:I'm not a big gun person but aren't revolvers and derringers pistols so that you could just say "pistols, rifles, and shotguns?"
Yep, and that pretty much covers all guns. :lol:

Hence the sheer naivety and silliness of the article.

It would be like BDK writing an article about the most compassionate charities for kneegrows.
:?

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 6:03 pm
by BlueHen86
America's 5 most dangerous Great Lakes:

1. Superior
2. Michigan
3. Huron
4. Erie
5. Ontario

Re: Rolling Stone lists America's 5 most dangerous guns

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 6:06 pm
by 93henfan
BlueHen86 wrote:America's 5 most dangerous Great Lakes:

1. Superior
2. Michigan
3. Huron
4. Erie
5. Ontario
Especially when the gales of November come early!