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"Ahh Persian girls.
The sometimes delicate, always materialistic, often complicated and usually bitchy flowers of the female species. They vary from outright gorgeous to downright hideous with excess hair and cycloptic unibrows. On the bright side, a common ground most share is that they are traditional and feminine. They like dinner dates, they love being picked up, they enjoy wearing dresses and heels – essentially they embrace being a woman."

From ^ essential reading on: How to bang a Persian Girl...



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I dont know if that gal is persian... she looks more north India- Pakistani to me

funny thing though- i know quite a few foreign service guys with iranian wives and they all seem quite happy

the wives are very outgoing (my wife is friends with several of them) while the husbands tend to be a little bit bookish (what you would expect of econ or political officers). i also have a friend who is an officer from my time in Vietnam who was part of the iranian diaspora when the shah was run out of Tehran- she's very cool

oh and none of the ones i know are particularly hirsute

but i havent really looked under the tail, either

I don't know about Persian women in general but I sure wouldn't kick that one out of bed to get stoned!

Only white women for The Cap'n. The whiter the better.

Hell yeah. Persian chicks (at least American Persians) are probably some the hottest and most outgoing chicks of all. And if you're worried they're muslin, it's usually in name only. And they're pretty rich to boot.

Sometimes they're a little too opinionated and materialistic, but girls are girls.

Yes......

Cap'n Cat wrote:Only white women for The Cap'n. The whiter the better.

You must REALLY love cu*t....................

∞∞∞ wrote:Hell yeah. Persian chicks (at least American Persians) are probably some the hottest and most outgoing chicks of all. And if you're worried they're muslin, it's usually in name only. And they're pretty rich to boot.

Sometimes they're a little too opinionated and materialistic, but girls are girls.

The ones out here tend to be Zoroaster (generally rejecting Islam) and have RICH RICH RICH families

Any chick that looks like that can use my meat thermometer.

Chizzang wrote:

∞∞∞ wrote:Hell yeah. Persian chicks (at least American Persians) are probably some the hottest and most outgoing chicks of all. And if you're worried they're muslin, it's usually in name only. And they're pretty rich to boot.

Sometimes they're a little too opinionated and materialistic, but girls are girls.

The ones out here tend to be Zoroaster (generally rejecting Islam) and have RICH RICH RICH families

I have never met a Zoroaster. All the Persians here are muslin, although none act like it.

∞∞∞ wrote:

Chizzang wrote:
The ones out here tend to be Zoroaster (generally rejecting Islam) and have RICH RICH RICH families

I have never met a Zoroaster. All the Persians here are muslin, although none act like it.

...hanging out in the Persian girls thread at 3:00am.



...Trip, Trip, Trip.

What would your dear mother say.

Cap'n Cat wrote:Only white women for The Cap'n. The whiter the better.

No worries. Though relatively dark, Persians are Caucasian.

travelinman67 wrote:

∞∞∞ wrote: I have never met a Zoroaster. All the Persians here are muslin, although none act like it.

...hanging out in the Persian girls thread at 3:00am.



...Trip, Trip, Trip.

What would your dear mother say.

I'm not sure what the time stamp is all about.

I definitely didn't post it at 3am. I woke up at 7 or 8 this morning and this wasn't the first thing I did.

∞∞∞ wrote:

travelinman67 wrote:
...hanging out in the Persian girls thread at 3:00am.



...Trip, Trip, Trip.

What would your dear mother say.

I'm not sure what the time stamp is all about.

I definitely didn't post it at 3am. I woke up at 7 or 8 this morning and this wasn't the first thing I did.

You were flogging the chicken to some of that fine latte flesh.

Don't worry...I won't tell your mom.

travelinman67 wrote:

∞∞∞ wrote: I'm not sure what the time stamp is all about.

I definitely didn't post it at 3am. I woke up at 7 or 8 this morning and this wasn't the first thing I did.

You were flogging the chicken to some of that fine latte flesh.

Don't worry...I won't tell your mom.

Yeah, well if you've got a pulse you were doing the same thing.

AZGrizFan wrote:

travelinman67 wrote:


You were flogging the chicken to some of that fine latte flesh.

Don't worry...I won't tell your mom.

Yeah, well if you've got a pulse you were doing the same thing.

Say, did I mention I just bought my girlfriend an Audi ?

Wait....did tman really just use a Tyler, the creator gif?

That's awesome

A thread about persian chicks and only two pics? WTF is wrong with this place?

i go on vacation and the place turns into a cock factory (see the D1B and capn cat threads).

HI54UNI wrote:A thread about persian chicks and only two pics? WTF is wrong with this place?

i go on vacation and the place turns into a cock factory (see the D1B and capn cat threads).

I think I see the problem here.

No more vacation for HI54.

So, I have a new favorite Persian gal:



I was at an event tonight and she was there, even better looking in person and a very interesting gal. Her parents escaped from Iraq before Saddam took over and immigrated to the US, they were even christian which is pretty crazy. She is pretty cool and has some very interesting takes on what is happening there now.

GrizFanStuckInUtah wrote:So, I have a new favorite Persian gal:



I was at an event tonight and she was there, even better looking in person and a very interesting gal. Her parents escaped from Iraq before Saddam took over and immigrated to the US, they were even christian which is pretty crazy. She is pretty cool and has some very interesting takes on what is happening there now.

Yes please. More please.

GrizFanStuckInUtah wrote:So, I have a new favorite Persian gal:



I was at an event tonight and she was there, even better looking in person and a very interesting gal. Her parents escaped from Iraq before Saddam took over and immigrated to the US, they were even christian which is pretty crazy. She is pretty cool and has some very interesting takes on what is happening there now.

doesnt sound persian

she sounds arab... christian arab

CID1990 wrote:

GrizFanStuckInUtah wrote:So, I have a new favorite Persian gal:



I was at an event tonight and she was there, even better looking in person and a very interesting gal. Her parents escaped from Iraq before Saddam took over and immigrated to the US, they were even christian which is pretty crazy. She is pretty cool and has some very interesting takes on what is happening there now.

doesnt sound persian

she sounds arab... christian arab

I believe she is of Assyrian decent after reading a little more about her. Correct me if I am wrong but I believe this thread is trying to encompass all the women from that region.

How is this political?

Chizzang wrote:"Ahh Persian girls.
The sometimes delicate, always materialistic, often complicated and usually bitchy flowers of the female species. They vary from outright gorgeous to downright hideous with excess hair and cycloptic unibrows. On the bright side, a common ground most share is that they are traditional and feminine. They like dinner dates, they love being picked up, they enjoy wearing dresses and heels – essentially they embrace being a woman."

From ^ essential reading on: How to bang a Persian Girl...



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