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Claims MICHELLE OBAMA signed the "Healthy Lunch Act" into law.



[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QLD7dnh8cA[/youtube]

No news here.

It is just another dumb chick giving false praise to another dumb chick. They do that all the time, and then go talk about each other behind their backs.

Yeah, but she's a MILF and you're gay if you wouldn't nail her.

bandl wrote:Yeah, but she's a MILF and you're gay if you wouldn't nail her.

In her whore mouth to keep her from saying something else that stoopid.

Baldy wrote:

bandl wrote:Yeah, but she's a MILF and you're gay if you wouldn't nail her.

In her whore mouth to keep her from saying something else that stoopid.

bandl wrote:Yeah, but she's a MILF and you're gay if you wouldn't nail her.

I didn't play the video (who wants to hear a woman talk, anyway), and I've never seen her before.

That still frame of her makes her look a little constipated and uneducated, and not too attractive...so I'll pass.

Cluck U wrote:

bandl wrote:Yeah, but she's a MILF and you're gay if you wouldn't nail her.

I didn't play the video (who wants to hear a woman talk, anyway), and I've never seen her before.

That still frame of her makes her look a little constipated and uneducated, and not too attractive...so I'll pass.

JSO, she's actually quite attractive, you should give her a try before passing her off as a dirty used up whore bag. CNN is on all the time at my gym so I can watch her talk without having to listen. It's like a dream come true

You guys are saksist.

Eh, this is not news. Humans are prone to make mistakes.

Ibanez wrote:Eh, this is not news. Humans are prone to make mistakes.

Saying the First Lady signed something into law isn't a mistake.

A mistake is when you push the "launch" button when you meant to press the "lunch" button.

CID1990 wrote:

Ibanez wrote:Eh, this is not news. Humans are prone to make mistakes.

Saying the First Lady signed something into law isn't a mistake.

A mistake is when you push the "launch" button when you meant to press the "lunch" button.

It is a mistake (at least I hope). I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt. She's human. Also, she's reading what was most likely written for her. So...she might have not caught it on camera.

Where is this "lunch" button?

Did CNN ever find that missing plane? I didn't realize they were trying to cover other news stories.

Ibanez wrote:

CID1990 wrote:
Saying the First Lady signed something into law isn't a mistake.

A mistake is when you push the "launch" button when you meant to press the "lunch" button.

It is a mistake (at least I hope). I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt. She's human. Also, she's reading what was most likely written for her. So...she might have not caught it on camera.

Where is this "lunch" button?

She probably meant to say that Michelle Obama made sammies for lunch.

Ibanez wrote:she's reading what was most likely written for her. So...she might have not caught it on camera.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWEvLT3gxzU[/youtube]

Ibanez wrote:

CID1990 wrote:
Saying the First Lady signed something into law isn't a mistake.

A mistake is when you push the "launch" button when you meant to press the "lunch" button.

It is a mistake (at least I hope). I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt. She's human. Also, she's reading what was most likely written for her. So...she might have not caught it on camera.

Where is this "lunch" button?

So she's just going to jump off a cliff if a teleprompter tells her to?

CID1990 wrote:

Ibanez wrote:
It is a mistake (at least I hope). I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt. She's human. Also, she's reading what was most likely written for her. So...she might have not caught it on camera.

Where is this "lunch" button?

So she's just going to jump off a cliff if a teleprompter tells her to?

Have you ever read an article and there was an inaccurate statement in there? Same thing. I'm just saying, it's a mistake. People make mistakes. I'm sure, you have made 1 or 2 incorrect statements.

Ibanez wrote:

CID1990 wrote:
So she's just going to jump off a cliff if a teleprompter tells her to?

Have you ever read an article and there was an inaccurate statement in there? Same thing. I'm just saying, it's a mistake. People make mistakes. I'm sure, you have made 1 or 2 incorrect statements.

Yes, I've said things like,

"I think I left the keys in the door" (when they were in my pocket)

but I would not say "The first lady passed a law...."

even off a teleprompter - I would likely do a double take and then chastise the responsible editor publicly, on air - think of it as a free civics lesson

It would go like this: "Ibanez you fvcking idiot the first lady doesnt pass laws. Christ Titties"

CID1990 wrote:

Ibanez wrote:
Have you ever read an article and there was an inaccurate statement in there? Same thing. I'm just saying, it's a mistake. People make mistakes. I'm sure, you have made 1 or 2 incorrect statements.

Yes, I've said things like,

"I think I left the keys in the door" (when they were in my pocket)

but I would not say "The first lady passed a law...."

even off a teleprompter - I would likely do a double take and then chastise the responsible editor publicly, on air - think of it as a free civics lesson

I think most people would do a double take and correct themselves. And i'm sure(hope) this "broadcaster" knows that the First Lady doesn't sign laws (I think it's obvious she meant to say President or Mr. Obama). But a professional would keep going. We've all seen it in other areas. A presentation is going on, something wrong is said or happens and it doesn't get a mention until afterwards. If it's something of little importance like mistakenly saying Mr. Obama. Now, if she said that Dolly Madison signed that 32 Amendment into law in 1944 granting us freedom of speech, then she should've corrected herself on camera.


Now, about you coming to Charlies Town for football and beer...

CID1990 wrote:

Ibanez wrote:
Have you ever read an article and there was an inaccurate statement in there? Same thing. I'm just saying, it's a mistake. People make mistakes. I'm sure, you have made 1 or 2 incorrect statements.

Yes, I've said things like,

"I think I left the keys in the door" (when they were in my pocket)

but I would not say "The first lady passed a law...."

even off a teleprompter - I would likely do a double take and then chastise the responsible editor publicly, on air - think of it as a free civics lesson

It would go like this: "Ibanez you fvcking idiot the first lady doesnt pass laws. Christ Titties"

Actually, it'd go like this: "Ibanez, you fvcking idiot, the first lady doesn't pass laws. Christ Titties!"





Just getting you back for calling me out on the apostrophe.

Ibanez wrote:

CID1990 wrote:
Yes, I've said things like,

"I think I left the keys in the door" (when they were in my pocket)

but I would not say "The first lady passed a law...."

even off a teleprompter - I would likely do a double take and then chastise the responsible editor publicly, on air - think of it as a free civics lesson

I think most people would do a double take and correct themselves. And i'm sure(hope) this "broadcaster" knows that the First Lady doesn't sign laws (I think it's obvious she meant to say President or Mr. Obama). But a professional would keep going. We've all seen it in other areas. A presentation is going on, something wrong is said or happens and it doesn't get a mention until afterwards. If it's something of little importance like mistakenly saying Mr. Obama. Now, if she said that Dolly Madison signed that 32 Amendment into law in 1944 granting us freedom of speech, then she should've corrected herself on camera.


Now, about you coming to Charlies Town for football and beer...

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that it is likely that her MILFY looks had a hell of a lot more to do with her reading news off a teleprompter on national TV than her grades in civics.

CID1990 wrote:

Ibanez wrote:
I think most people would do a double take and correct themselves. And i'm sure(hope) this "broadcaster" knows that the First Lady doesn't sign laws (I think it's obvious she meant to say President or Mr. Obama). But a professional would keep going. We've all seen it in other areas. A presentation is going on, something wrong is said or happens and it doesn't get a mention until afterwards. If it's something of little importance like mistakenly saying Mr. Obama. Now, if she said that Dolly Madison signed that 32 Amendment into law in 1944 granting us freedom of speech, then she should've corrected herself on camera.


Now, about you coming to Charlies Town for football and beer...

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that it is likely that her MILFY looks had a hell of a lot more to do with her reading news off a teleprompter on national TV than her grades in civics.

There is always that possibility. But how do you expect Candy Crowley? She's a beast.

Ibanez wrote:

CID1990 wrote:
Yes, I've said things like,

"I think I left the keys in the door" (when they were in my pocket)

but I would not say "The first lady passed a law...."

even off a teleprompter - I would likely do a double take and then chastise the responsible editor publicly, on air - think of it as a free civics lesson

It would go like this: "Ibanez you fvcking idiot the first lady doesnt pass laws. Christ Titties"

Actually, it'd go like this: "Ibanez, you fvcking idiot, the first lady doesn't pass laws. Christ Titties!"





Just getting you back for calling me out on the apostrophe.

dont hate me because im economical

im like a modern day Noah Webster

Ibanez wrote:

CID1990 wrote:
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that it is likely that her MILFY looks had a hell of a lot more to do with her reading news off a teleprompter on national TV than her grades in civics.

There is always that possibility. But how do you expect Candy Crowley? She's a beast.

She's a token fatter

CID1990 wrote:

Ibanez wrote:
It is a mistake (at least I hope). I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt. She's human. Also, she's reading what was most likely written for her. So...she might have not caught it on camera.

Where is this "lunch" button?

So she's just going to jump off a cliff if a teleprompter tells her to?

Dare to dream!

Although her giant ass might cause an earthquake when she hits the ground.

Ibanez wrote:

CID1990 wrote:
Yes, I've said things like,

"I think I left the keys in the door" (when they were in my pocket)

but I would not say "The first lady passed a law...."

even off a teleprompter - I would likely do a double take and then chastise the responsible editor publicly, on air - think of it as a free civics lesson

I think most people would do a double take and correct themselves. And i'm sure(hope) this "broadcaster" knows that the First Lady doesn't sign laws (I think it's obvious she meant to say President or Mr. Obama). But a professional would keep going. We've all seen it in other areas. A presentation is going on, something wrong is said or happens and it doesn't get a mention until afterwards. If it's something of little importance like mistakenly saying Mr. Obama. Now, if she said that Dolly Madison signed that 32 Amendment into law in 1944 granting us freedom of speech, then she should've corrected herself on camera.


Now, about you coming to Charlies Town for football and beer...

Recently I was watching a You Tube video of Bush and Obama bloopers. I couldn't help but notice that often when Bush made obvious mistakes he laughed and tried to correct them. When Obama made mistakes he seldom stopped, but just kept plowing ahead. It appeared that one had the sense to recognize mistakes, and the other not so much.