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FBI can't find enough weed-free Programmers

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 3:00 pm
by dbackjon
Monday was a big day for the nation’s cyber police. The Justice Department charged five Chinese military officials with hacking, and brought charges against the creators of powerful hacking software.

But FBI Director James B. Comey said Monday that if the FBI hopes to continue to keep pace with cyber criminals, the organization may have to loosen up its no-tolerance policy for hiring those who like to smoke marijuana.

Congress has authorized the FBI to add 2,000 personnel to its rolls this year, and many of those new recruits will be assigned to tackle cyber crimes, a growing priority for the agency. And that’s a problem, Mr. Comey told the White Collar Crime Institute, an annual conference held at the New York City Bar Association in Manhattan. A lot of the nation’s top computer programmers and hacking gurus are also fond of marijuana.

“I have to hire a great work force to compete with those cyber criminals and some of those kids want to smoke weed on the way to the interview,” Mr. Comey said.


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Re: FBI can't find enough weed-free Programmers

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 3:09 pm
by Grizalltheway
Impossible, weed makes you stupid and lazy.

Re: FBI can't find enough weed-free Programmers

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 4:17 pm
by VictorG
Grizalltheway wrote:Impossible, weed makes you stupid and lazy.
Smoking weed lets people like them tolerate talking with people like us....

Re: FBI can't find enough weed-free Programmers

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 4:55 pm
by Pwns
Our cyber defense is outgunned by the cyber criminals, but at least we can rest easy knowing any FBI guys can pass a pot test! :ohno:

Meanwhile, NFL players are abusing Vicodin while they will get in big trouble if they ever smoke marijuana. WAFJ.

Re: FBI can't find enough weed-free Programmers

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 5:57 pm
by Ibanez
The Secret Service is waiving PT requirements.

Re: FBI can't find enough weed-free Programmers

Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 6:57 pm
by CID1990
we are all lazy and stupid and we deserve to all be sex slaves to Russian gangsters and Chinese financiers