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Racist cattle rustler, impressionist historian and de facto warlord Cliven Bundy emailed his faithful disciples this afternoon to inform them that even though the federal government is evil and terrible, they won't be suing the feds for not shooting him, because of some incoherent reasons:

On the heels of Bundy's new avocations as a defiant commander of armed wahoos and a purveyor of error-ridden historical blather on YouTube, his announcement not to antagonize the Bureau of Land Management seems a bit surprising. "The Bundy family has been approached many times by well known, highly effective lawyers from all over the country offering their services free of charge," the family's letter to supporters reads. "This case, they say; 'has the makings of greatness'. The crimes and civil rights violations committed by the BLM are a lawyers [sic] playground."

Nevertheless, the man behind The Shot Heard Round Nevada has decided not to sue because, apparently, he believes people are fallible, and also because they expect the state governor and local sheriff to get off their fallible asses and do something.


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What that something is isn't exactly clear from the letter, pasted below. But the Bundys hint that they're starting some kind of a legal fund/organization to hold politicians accountable to the PEOPLE, you know, in some way other than an election or a campaign contribution.

Hopefully guns won't be involved, although it may take some effort to convince some of Bundy's Praetorian Guards to lay down their arms. Like, maybe they'll need some money, for starters.

Chizzang wrote:Is his 15 minutes over yet..?

Ibanez wrote:

Chizzang wrote:Is his 15 minutes over yet..?

Not if klamato keeps posting articles about him.

andy7171 wrote:

Ibanez wrote: Not if klamato keeps posting articles about him.

Oh fuck. Here comes a potential BLOODY CAESAR hijack! One bartender in remote Montana doesn't a real drink name make to the rest of the world to know about!

andy7171 wrote:

Ibanez wrote: Not if klamato keeps posting articles about him.

Oh fuck. Here comes a potential BLOODY CAESAR hijack! One bartender in remote Montana doesn't a real drink name make to the rest of the world to know about!

andy7171 wrote:

Ibanez wrote: Not if klamato keeps posting articles about him.

Oh ****. Here comes a potential BLOODY CAESAR hijack! One bartender in remote Montana doesn't a real drink name make to the rest of the world to know about!

CID1990 wrote:

andy7171 wrote: Oh ****. Here comes a potential BLOODY CAESAR hijack! One bartender in remote Montana doesn't a real drink name make to the rest of the world to know about!

Back when I took the SAT there was a section in the written part where you would rearrange bad sentences to make them more understandable.

That one you just did would be a good candidate

Oh and Klam I clicked on this thread looking for a picture of vadge- fvck you

Ibanez wrote:

CID1990 wrote:
Back when I took the SAT there was a section in the written part where you would rearrange bad sentences to make them more understandable.

That one you just did would be a good candidate

Oh and Klam I clicked on this thread looking for a picture of vadge- fvck you

Did you not see the video with Bundy?

CID1990 wrote:

Ibanez wrote: Did you not see the video with Bundy?

No.

The title of the thread says "HUGE VAGINA"

When I see that, I don't read anything else

Ivytalk wrote:Mmm...ALotta....Alotta Fagina

kalm wrote:

Ivytalk wrote:Mmm...ALotta....Alotta Fagina

Dear Ivy,

When you quote a movie, it either has to

A). Be semi obscure, or

B). Come from a timeless classic, and if so

C). Be one of the top 10 funniest lines in said timeless classic.


This really needs to be part of the TOS.

kalm wrote:

Ivytalk wrote:Mmm...ALotta....Alotta Fagina

Dear Ivy,

When you quote a movie, it either has to

A). Be semi obscure, or

B). Come from a timeless classic, and if so

C). Be one of the top 10 funniest lines in said timeless classic.

This really needs to be part of the TOS.

Ivytalk wrote:

kalm wrote:
Dear Ivy,

When you quote a movie, it either has to

A). Be semi obscure, or

B). Come from a timeless classic, and if so

C). Be one of the top 10 funniest lines in said timeless classic.


This really needs to be part of the TOS.

If you are suggesting that Austin Powers is not a timeless classic, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

But it's not one of the top 10 funniest lines...

Ibanez wrote:

kalm wrote:
Dear Ivy,

When you quote a movie, it either has to

A). Be semi obscure, or

B). Come from a timeless classic, and if so

C). Be one of the top 10 funniest lines in said timeless classic.

This really needs to be part of the TOS.

Man, is you old man o' is you old woman? I forget?

CID1990 wrote:

Ibanez wrote:
Man, is you old man o' is you old woman? I forget?

Glory

Ibanez wrote:

Ivytalk wrote:
If you are suggesting that Austin Powers is not a timeless classic, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

But it's not one of the top 10 funniest lines...

Timeless might be a stretch.

Ivytalk wrote:

Ibanez wrote:
Timeless might be a stretch.

Oh, piss off.

Ibanez wrote:

Ivytalk wrote: Oh, piss off.

You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.

Ivytalk wrote:

Ibanez wrote: You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger.

No, I'm just mad because bow-tied Chawlstun know-it-alls keep butting in where they don't belong.

Ibanez wrote:

Ivytalk wrote: No, I'm just mad because bow-tied Chawlstun know-it-alls keep butting in where they don't belong.

I figured you'd pick up the Ace Ventura reference.

Ivytalk wrote:

Ibanez wrote: I figured you'd pick up the Ace Ventura reference.

You missed kalm's rule about the 10 funniest jokes in the movie, Mr. Chickadance!