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As you know, D1B is resting comfortably, in critical but staple condition, in the Paul Ryan wing of the Janesville Hospital for the Poor, after the beating he took here yesterday. Doctors report that he is well on his way to recovery, but I still feel bad and want to send him a flowers or something to say I'm sorry. Please help me out and vote on what I should send him.

This is a cute, whimsical arrangement which says "Be Well" in an imaginative and bright way.

(a) Bee Well Arrangement

This sorta says let's bury the hatchet and be happy about it.
(b) Be Happy Arrangement

This says I'm sorry and I wish you the best.
(c) Basket Full of Wishes Arrangement

This is an annual for D1B's yard. It is a small plant now, but it will quickly grow into a massive tree capable of supporting bird nests, and we know how D1B loves his birds.
(d) Mustard Tree Salvadora Persica

Pee in the Butt Bouquet is the only option

bandl wrote:Pee in the Butt Bouquet is the only option

Damn, I forgot to include that one!

I'll send him a female ginkgo plant.

I live in WA state...I got this covered.

Dont get him the Bee arrangement, he will just give it to his cat or Julian will "gerbil it"

Thoughtful of you to think of him and his well being, he wouldnt return the favor......so once again you are the bigger person.

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:..so once again you are the bigger person.

Kind of you to say that, but this isn't the time to focus on how much of a better person I am; or how much smarter I am than D1B; how much better looking I am than D1B. This is the time to show sympathy for D1B, a downtrodden, beaten, broken member of the cs.com community.

Let's keep the focus on him today and offer our best prayers for him. This is a day to feel sorry for D1B and to be thankful that we are not like him.

There will be plenty of days in the future to celebrate my overall superiority.

He lives in a condo ( I think) so the tree is a bad idea. I think the Option #2 is appropriate. What are you going to write in the card?

JoltinJoe wrote:

ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:..so once again you are the bigger person.

Kind of you to say that, but this isn't the time to focus on how much of a better person I am; or how much smarter I am than D1B; how much better looking I am than D1B. This is the time to show sympathy for D1B, a downtrodden, beaten, broken member of the cs.com community.

Let's keep the focus on him today and offer our best prayers for him. This is a day to feel sorry for D1B and to be thankful that we are not like him.

There will be plenty of days in the future to celebrate my overall superiority.

You are right yet again JJ, and obviously you are not just smarter than D1B you are smarter than I.

It is amazing you can find forgiveness in your heart for a person like D1B, he runs through life fat with hate, disdain and ignorance......like an Obama voter running to the voting booth (Illegally)

God bless