The Time Has Come to Ban Knives
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:42 pm
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93henfan wrote:http://us.cnn.com/2014/03/01/world/asia ... ?hpt=hp_t2
28 killed in mass stabbing in China.
Yes, because 28 is perfectly acceptable, right? That's only one more than Sandy Hook.houndawg wrote:93henfan wrote:http://us.cnn.com/2014/03/01/world/asia ... ?hpt=hp_t2
28 killed in mass stabbing in China.![]()
...good thing they didn't have guns...
1 death is a tragedy. 28 is a statistic.93henfan wrote:Yes, because 28 is perfectly acceptable, right? That's only one more than Sandy Hook.houndawg wrote:
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...good thing they didn't have guns...

93henfan wrote:Yes, because 28 is perfectly acceptable, right? That's only one more than Sandy Hook.houndawg wrote:
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...good thing they didn't have guns...
Yes, because it works so well in Chicago. And Washington DC. And Los Angeles. And...houndawg wrote:93henfan wrote:
Yes, because 28 is perfectly acceptable, right? That's only one more than Sandy Hook.
No but its a hell of a lot more acceptable than if the "more than 10" individuals had bee armed with assault rifles.
Hundreds would have died..![]()
Thank all the gods for gun control....
It saved dozens of lives in this case.93henfan wrote:Yes, because it works so well in Chicago. And Washington DC. And Los Angeles. And...houndawg wrote:
No but its a hell of a lot more acceptable than if the "more than 10" individuals had bee armed with assault rifles.
Hundreds would have died..![]()
Thank all the gods for gun control....
Riiiight.houndawg wrote:It saved dozens of lives in this case.93henfan wrote:
Yes, because it works so well in Chicago. And Washington DC. And Los Angeles. And...
Skjellyfetti wrote:Need to have guards armed with knives in Chinese railway stations to prevent such attacks.
.....is a badder guy with a light saber?93henfan wrote:Skjellyfetti wrote:Need to have guards armed with knives in Chinese railway stations to prevent such attacks.![]()
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The only thing that stops a bad guy with a knife...
Fuck me, 93, this is funny!93henfan wrote:You know, there have been a lot of mass stabbings in China in recent years, but this may finally be the one that motivates leading Chinese anti-knife proponents DIanne Feinchang, Nancy Peloching, Hillary Cunton and Joe Bidung to finally introduce legislation in the National People's Congress to ban knives in China. This kind of proliferation of sharp objects cannot be tolerated.
The only problem is the NKA and all the big knife manufacturers (Ginsu, Buck, Swiss Army, etc) are pumping so much money into the Chinese elections. It's almost hopeless to introduce a ban.
Skjellyfetti wrote:Also, many cities in the US do, in fact, ban knives larger than a certain size. These bans have clearly helped curtail the mass knivings in this country.
Then they would start stabbing people in the eyes with chopsticks.93henfan wrote:You know, there have been a lot of mass stabbings in China in recent years, but this may finally be the one that motivates leading Chinese anti-knife proponents DIanne Feinchang, Nancy Peloching, Hillary Cunton and Joe Bidung to finally introduce legislation in the National People's Congress to ban knives in China. This kind of proliferation of sharp objects cannot be tolerated.
The only problem is the NKA and all the big knife manufacturers (Ginsu, Buck, Swiss Army, etc) are pumping so much money into the Chinese elections. It's almost hopeless to introduce a ban.
FIFY I mean, we cannot have people just going around all willy-nilly carving hams, turkeys, briskets and the like in public.Skjellyfetti wrote:Also, many cities in the US do, in fact, ban knives larger than a certain size. These bans have clearly helped curtail the mass carvings in this country.
Let's see... people don't have guns in China, China is a communist country where everybody is afraid to stand up to the government.... wow, imagine that.houndawg wrote:93henfan wrote:http://us.cnn.com/2014/03/01/world/asia ... ?hpt=hp_t2
28 killed in mass stabbing in China.![]()
...good thing they didn't have guns...
I all for banning chopsticks.grizzaholic wrote:Then they would start stabbing people in the eyes with chopsticks.93henfan wrote:You know, there have been a lot of mass stabbings in China in recent years, but this may finally be the one that motivates leading Chinese anti-knife proponents DIanne Feinchang, Nancy Peloching, Hillary Cunton and Joe Bidung to finally introduce legislation in the National People's Congress to ban knives in China. This kind of proliferation of sharp objects cannot be tolerated.
The only problem is the NKA and all the big knife manufacturers (Ginsu, Buck, Swiss Army, etc) are pumping so much money into the Chinese elections. It's almost hopeless to introduce a ban.
CAA Flagship wrote:I all for banning chopsticks.grizzaholic wrote:
Then they would start stabbing people in the eyes with chopsticks.

Way to teach your sons about their heritage. You're a terrible sensei...CAA Flagship wrote:I all for banning chopsticks.grizzaholic wrote:
Then they would start stabbing people in the eyes with chopsticks.
89Hen wrote:Let's see... people don't have guns in China, China is a communist country where everybody is afraid to stand up to the government.... wow, imagine that.houndawg wrote:
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...good thing they didn't have guns...

BlueHen86 wrote:89Hen wrote: Let's see... people don't have guns in China, China is a communist country where everybody is afraid to stand up to the government.... wow, imagine that.
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Pretty sure Ginsu is japanese...Ivytalk wrote:China: Ginsu Nation.