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Who among us is the reigning champion of the "plague on both their houses" school?

Who is the most effete and snarky disser of both conks and donks?

Who purports to speak as the purest "voice of reason"?

Who has the best claim to describe him/herself as "a problem-solver, not an ideologue"?

Who is the most afraid to take a position?

Who just doesn't recognize that free venison is the only thing that belongs in the middle of the road?

Discuss.

And here I thought this thread was about how fat andy was getting.

I've always looked at Gannon Fan as the poster boy for non-partisanism (I don't think that's a word, but who fucking cares).

Klammy PROCLAIMS to be non-partisan, but he hasn't posted a pro-conservative viewpoint in about 30 years.

Oh, and this is priceless:

Who just doesn't recognize that free venison is the only thing that belongs in the middle of the road?

AZGrizFan wrote:
Oh, and this is priceless:

Who just doesn't recognize that free venison is the only thing that belongs in the middle of the road?

Agreed.

And moderates are pussies. Take a stand!

Moderates are pussies.

AZGrizFan wrote:I've always looked at Gannon Fan as the poster boy for non-partisanism (I don't think that's a word, but who fucking cares).

Klammy PROCLAIMS to be non-partisan, but he hasn't posted a pro-conservative viewpoint in about 30 years.

Oh, and this is priceless:

Who just doesn't recognize that free venison is the only thing that belongs in the middle of the road?

That is fucking hysterical coming from the guy who claims to be just to the right of center.

Grizalltheway wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:I've always looked at Gannon Fan as the poster boy for non-partisanism (I don't think that's a word, but who fucking cares).

Klammy PROCLAIMS to be non-partisan, but he hasn't posted a pro-conservative viewpoint in about 30 years.

Oh, and this is priceless:

That is fucking hysterical coming from the guy who claims to be just to the right of center.

Him, Hanitty and Rush are all right of center.

Spoiler: show

I didn't renew my Siruis XM subscription so I turned to Rush yesterday (he's a comic genius, btw) and Hannity has a clip claiming to be a Libertarian.

Ivytalk wrote:Who among us is the reigning champion of the "plague on both their houses" school?

Who is the most effete and snarky disser of both conks and donks?

Who purports to speak as the purest "voice of reason"?

Who has the best claim to describe him/herself as "a problem-solver, not an ideologue"?

Who is the most afraid to take a position?

Who just doesn't recognize that free venison is the only thing that belongs in the middle of the road?

Discuss.

Spanos has these three locked up.

The middle is fine...
but the fringe is where all the action is baby!

AZGrizFan wrote:I've always looked at Gannon Fan as the poster boy for non-partisanism (I don't think that's a word, but who fucking cares).

Klammy PROCLAIMS to be non-partisan, but he hasn't posted a pro-conservative viewpoint in about 30 years.

Oh, and this is priceless:

Who just doesn't recognize that free venison is the only thing that belongs in the middle of the road?

Let's see here…

Gay marriage: Should be left up to the churches, not the state, and their should be no tax, visitation, etc benefits for anyone.

I believe in conservation of resources.

We should take a much more isolationist approach regarding military interventions and trade. That's not to say we shouldn't trade, but we have an abundance of natural resources, large population of workers, markets that most other countries want to sell products to which we fail to leverage to our fullest extent.

I believe in a simplification of the tax code.

I believe we should both cut spending and increase taxes to become fiscally responsible.

The government has no right to eaves drop without oath or affirmation on my private correspondence be it papers or electronic communication.

I'm socially libertarian. If what I'm doing doesn't harm you…fuck off!

I believe in lower taxes…for me!

I believe in deregulation…for me!

Competition can be a very positive motivating factor in business.

I believe BOTH government AND concentrated wealth pose a threat toward entrenched power which harms liberty and freedom.

I'm a Jeffermutherfuckinsonian Conservative…Beeiiiiiiiitch!

Ivytalk wrote:Who among us is the reigning champion of the "plague on both their houses" school?

Who is the most effete and snarky disser of both conks and donks?

Who purports to speak as the purest "voice of reason"?

Who has the best claim to describe him/herself as "a problem-solver, not an ideologue"?

Who is the most afraid to take a position?

Who just doesn't recognize that free venison is the only thing that belongs in the middle of the road?

Discuss.

1) The middle of the road is subjective and can move.

2) Voice of reason: 86hen, Ibanez, Chizzy

3) Most afraid to take a position: Me! And I take that as a compliment, thank you very much!

kalm wrote:

Ivytalk wrote:Who among us is the reigning champion of the "plague on both their houses" school?

Who is the most effete and snarky disser of both conks and donks?

Who purports to speak as the purest "voice of reason"?

Who has the best claim to describe him/herself as "a problem-solver, not an ideologue"?

Who is the most afraid to take a position?

Who just doesn't recognize that free venison is the only thing that belongs in the middle of the road?

Discuss.

1) The middle of the road is subjective and can move.

2) Voice of reason: 86hen, Ibanez, Chizzy

3) Most afraid to take a position: Me! And I take that as a compliment, thank you very much!

Thanks for your support.

Yeah, yeah...that political stuff is all well and good, Ivy...but, let's get to the important stuff:

How was the bachelor party?

Cluck U wrote:Yeah, yeah...that political stuff is all well and good, Ivy...but, let's get to the important stuff:

How was the bachelor party?

We survived!

kalm wrote:

Ivytalk wrote:Who among us is the reigning champion of the "plague on both their houses" school?

Who is the most effete and snarky disser of both conks and donks?

Who purports to speak as the purest "voice of reason"?

Who has the best claim to describe him/herself as "a problem-solver, not an ideologue"?

Who is the most afraid to take a position?

Who just doesn't recognize that free venison is the only thing that belongs in the middle of the road?

Discuss.

1) The middle of the road is subjective and can move.

2) Voice of reason: 86hen, Ibanez, Chizzy

3) Most afraid to take a position: Me! And I take that as a compliment, thank you very much!

1. The middle of the road is fixed and immutable, unless you flunked the sobriety test..
2. Who is this 86hen of whom you speak? The demon-seed offspring of 89Hen and BlueHen86?
Ibanez as voice of reason??
Chizzy? Professor Haiku? The man who taught dal all the punctuation he knows?
3. Well, Trotsky, you DO start a lot of threads with a huge linked quote and the word "discuss."

Ivytalk wrote:

Cluck U wrote:Yeah, yeah...that political stuff is all well and good, Ivy...but, let's get to the important stuff:

How was the bachelor party?

We survived!

That's usually the best result possible.

Ivytalk wrote:

kalm wrote:
1) The middle of the road is subjective and can move.

2) Voice of reason: 86hen, Ibanez, Chizzy

3) Most afraid to take a position: Me! And I take that as a compliment, thank you very much!

1. The middle of the road is fixed and immutable, unless you flunked the sobriety test..
2. Who is this 86hen of whom you speak? The demon-seed offspring of 89Hen and BlueHen86?
Ibanez as voice of reason??
Chizzy? Professor Haiku? The man who taught dal all the punctuation he knows?
3. Well, Trotsky, you DO start a lot of threads with a huge linked quote and the word "discuss."

Compared to most on here, i'm pretty even keeled.

Ibanez wrote:

Ivytalk wrote: 1. The middle of the road is fixed and immutable, unless you flunked the sobriety test..
2. Who is this 86hen of whom you speak? The demon-seed offspring of 89Hen and BlueHen86?
Ibanez as voice of reason??
Chizzy? Professor Haiku? The man who taught dal all the punctuation he knows?
3. Well, Trotsky, you DO start a lot of threads with a huge linked quote and the word "discuss."

Compared to most on here, i'm pretty even keeled.

So is my bass boat. Come on, Mark, you're just ticked off that I didn't give you top billing with Ganny and UNI!

Ivytalk wrote:

Ibanez wrote:
Compared to most on here, i'm pretty even keeled.

So is my bass boat. Come on, Mark, you're just ticked off that I didn't give you top billing with Ganny and UNI!

Nah. I'm no glory hound. It's nice that SOMEONE else thought of me.

Grizalltheway wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:I've always looked at Gannon Fan as the poster boy for non-partisanism (I don't think that's a word, but who fucking cares).

Klammy PROCLAIMS to be non-partisan, but he hasn't posted a pro-conservative viewpoint in about 30 years.

Oh, and this is priceless:

That is fucking hysterical coming from the guy who claims to be just to the right of center.

I AM just to the right of center. My social side is on the left, my fiscal/small government side is on the right.

kalm wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:I've always looked at Gannon Fan as the poster boy for non-partisanism (I don't think that's a word, but who fucking cares).

Klammy PROCLAIMS to be non-partisan, but he hasn't posted a pro-conservative viewpoint in about 30 years.

Oh, and this is priceless:

Let's see here…

Gay marriage: Should be left up to the churches, not the state, and their should be no tax, visitation, etc benefits for anyone.

I believe in conservation of resources.

We should take a much more isolationist approach regarding military interventions and trade. That's not to say we shouldn't trade, but we have an abundance of natural resources, large population of workers, markets that most other countries want to sell products to which we fail to leverage to our fullest extent.

I believe in a simplification of the tax code.

I believe we should both cut spending and increase taxes to become fiscally responsible.

The government has no right to eaves drop without oath or affirmation on my private correspondence be it papers or electronic communication.

I'm socially libertarian. If what I'm doing doesn't harm you…fuck off!

I believe in lower taxes…for me!

I believe in deregulation…for me!

Competition can be a very positive motivating factor in business.

I believe BOTH government AND concentrated wealth pose a threat toward entrenched power which harms liberty and freedom.

I'm a Jeffermutherfuckinsonian Conservative…Beeiiiiiiiitch!

Super. Now, say a cross word about Obama just to prove it.

AZGrizFan wrote:

kalm wrote:
Let's see here…

Gay marriage: Should be left up to the churches, not the state, and their should be no tax, visitation, etc benefits for anyone.

I believe in conservation of resources.

We should take a much more isolationist approach regarding military interventions and trade. That's not to say we shouldn't trade, but we have an abundance of natural resources, large population of workers, markets that most other countries want to sell products to which we fail to leverage to our fullest extent.

I believe in a simplification of the tax code.

I believe we should both cut spending and increase taxes to become fiscally responsible.

The government has no right to eaves drop without oath or affirmation on my private correspondence be it papers or electronic communication.

I'm socially libertarian. If what I'm doing doesn't harm you…**** off!

I believe in lower taxes…for me!

I believe in deregulation…for me!

Competition can be a very positive motivating factor in business.

I believe BOTH government AND concentrated wealth pose a threat toward entrenched power which harms liberty and freedom.

I'm a Jeffermutherfuckinsonian Conservative…Beeiiiiiiiitch!

Super. Now, say a cross word about Obama just to prove it.

Corporatist!

Sorry, jumped the gun...

AZGrizFan wrote:

kalm wrote:
Let's see here…

Gay marriage: Should be left up to the churches, not the state, and their should be no tax, visitation, etc benefits for anyone.

I believe in conservation of resources.

We should take a much more isolationist approach regarding military interventions and trade. That's not to say we shouldn't trade, but we have an abundance of natural resources, large population of workers, markets that most other countries want to sell products to which we fail to leverage to our fullest extent.

I believe in a simplification of the tax code.

I believe we should both cut spending and increase taxes to become fiscally responsible.

The government has no right to eaves drop without oath or affirmation on my private correspondence be it papers or electronic communication.

I'm socially libertarian. If what I'm doing doesn't harm you…fuck off!

I believe in lower taxes…for me!

I believe in deregulation…for me!

Competition can be a very positive motivating factor in business.

I believe BOTH government AND concentrated wealth pose a threat toward entrenched power which harms liberty and freedom.

I'm a Jeffermutherfuckinsonian Conservative…Beeiiiiiiiitch!

Super. Now, say a cross word about Obama just to prove it.

He might even be worse than Bush.

With appointees like Geithner and Holder he might even be worse than Reagan.

kalm wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:
Super. Now, say a cross word about Obama just to prove it.

He might even be worse than Bush.

With appointees like Geithner and Holder he might even be worse than Reagan.

The difference between Bush and Obama is that as dumb as Bush was he seemed to actually give a shit about the job. Obama, not so much.

kalm wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:
Super. Now, say a cross word about Obama just to prove it.

He might even be worse than Bush.

With appointees like Geithner and Holder he might even be worse than Reagan.

He couldn't hold Reagan's left nut.