The Coming Conk Backlash: What's It Gonna Look Like?
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 10:08 am
Conks been getting their asses handed to them ever since W lied to invade Iraq and it just intensified when Barack Hussein Obama stole the white man's mantle and got elected to POTUS. Since then, the Conks, crippled by outrageous and outrageously poor candidates for election as well as horseshit leadership in Congress and governorships, have done nothing but obstruct the Democratic process, alienating most of America with their cry-baby, painted-into-a-corner-and-lashing-out ways. Want a microcosmic example? Just check out posts and threads by our own Regressive Conk Board Caucus brothers.
Yeah, right now, it's a hilarious good time to be a Progressive and a Democrat. Conks write our punchlines every time they open their mouths! Palin, Beck, Cheney, Z, Cruz, Boehner, Col Hogan, Limbaugh, Clucky, STD90, King, Rubio, Santucci, et al: Thank you!
But..............
Conks, evil as they are, will not stand for it long. They are at a crossroads. They can either straighten up their shit and become part of the "new" America or they can get more busy with their shovels and further entrench themselves in their backward and abusive ways. That's how Z's God, Rush Limbaugh, would have it, saying that, rather than adapting to our "new" nation and the spirit of inclusion, Conks need to be more forceful in ultra-conservatism as an alternative.
There WILL be a backlash.....and America will pay for it. What is it gonna look like?
Thoughts:
The unabashed War on Women will continue and intensify as the ultra-ultra-righties start coming out of their holes pushing ever harder (worse than in the 80's) to rid us of reproductive rights for women, self-righteous in the knowledge that they know what's best for gals.
Conks, neutered in the international arena by Obama, will reverse the building calm throughout the world by rattling Conk sabers and provoking incidents with the likes of North Korea and Al Qaida. Gas prices will shoot up and they'll blame it on Obama.
Because Conks can't control the mentally ill in their own party, the Teabaggers will become more ballsy and try more desperate means of protest which will include exercising of their Second Amendment "rights". Blood will spill.
Government will grind to a halt. Obstruction is the rule until whites, not even Republicans, necessarily, reclaim the presidency. And, all because of their distaste for a black family in the White House.
The prestige of America, already flung to the abyss by W and his overseas miscues, will sink even further. They'll blame it on Obama, but, privately, when they look at themselves in the mirror, they know they were responsible.
The environment suffers much more quickly as easing of restrictions and regulations in energy extraction are obliterated. America begins to take on the appearance of greater Mogadishu.
The War on the Poor only gets worse as Conks cut and cut without alternatives. "Pull up your bootstraps", they'll say. "Get a job!", they'll exclaim. Yet, when it comes to paying for anything that will help, they'll dash jobs training and industry retooling initiatives and create more loopholes for their buddies in corporate America to avoid paying their share of taxes, thus compounding an already bad situation. Children starving in America? It's their fault. As long as flowers bloom in the gated communities of San Antonio and suburban DC, all is good.
Brown-skinned citizens and visitors will live in fear from roving bands of ultra-right militias led by fucks like CID1990 and Alphagriz. Stop-and-frisk becomes the law all over. Said non-whites are forced into protective enclaves of their own, accumulating weapons (trafficked to them by other Conk money-grubbing militias) they think they need to enhance their security. They are intimidated from voting and other normal American activities reserved for "proper" (read: white) citizens. Thus, Conks win all elections. Life, liberty, pursuit of happiness applies only to the melanin-deficient.
Gays? Shit, don't even need to go there
America is no longer the land of the free. Under the ConkReich, it will become a stifling, martial place reminiscent of East Germany, circa 1975. Conceal and carry. White Power. Fuck the poor. God hates fags.
How will the Conk backlash look to you?
