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Donks Being Donks: Part MCMLXIX
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:20 pm
by Baldy
In other news today....
Former Donk Donkressman Jesse Jackson Jr. reported to prison today.
Jesse Jackson Jr. reports to prison
(CNN) -- After a day of conflicting information about his whereabouts, former U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. has indeed reported to federal prison to serve a 30-month sentence, a Federal Bureau of Prisons spokesman said Tuesday.
Jackson -- once a rising Democratic star whose political career imploded over the use of campaign finances to support lavish personal spending -- entered a federal prison camp in Butner, North Carolina, on Tuesday morning, bureau spokesman Ed Ross said.
Jackson's spokeswoman earlier had said that he reported to prison on Monday, but prison officials told CNN that Jackson was not in custody until Tuesday morning. The bureau said it could not address the discrepancy.
The former Illinois congressman had been ordered to report to a federal prison camp or correctional institution no earlier than November 1. The Bureau of Prisons said it couldn't comment on why Jackson reported earlier than ordered.
Next Donk on deck...Kwame Kilpatrick will soon start serving his
28 year prison sentence.

Re: Donks Being Donks: Part MCMLXIX
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:26 pm
by houndawg
Baldy wrote:In other news today....
Former Donk Donkressman Jesse Jackson Jr. reported to prison today.
Jesse Jackson Jr. reports to prison
(CNN) -- After a day of conflicting information about his whereabouts, former U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. has indeed reported to federal prison to serve a 30-month sentence, a Federal Bureau of Prisons spokesman said Tuesday.
Jackson -- once a rising Democratic star whose political career imploded over the use of campaign finances to support lavish personal spending -- entered a federal prison camp in Butner, North Carolina, on Tuesday morning, bureau spokesman Ed Ross said.
Jackson's spokeswoman earlier had said that he reported to prison on Monday, but prison officials told CNN that Jackson was not in custody until Tuesday morning. The bureau said it could not address the discrepancy.
The former Illinois congressman had been ordered to report to a federal prison camp or correctional institution no earlier than November 1. The Bureau of Prisons said it couldn't comment on why Jackson reported earlier than ordered.
Next Donk on deck...Kwame Kilpatrick will soon start serving his
28 year prison sentence.

Good job, Bladder. At least some of the conks still have some gumption..

Re: Donks Being Donks: Part MCMLXIX
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:48 pm
by Baldy
houndawg wrote:Baldy wrote:In other news today....
Former Donk Donkressman Jesse Jackson Jr. reported to prison today.
Jesse Jackson Jr. reports to prison
Next Donk on deck...Kwame Kilpatrick will soon start serving his
28 year prison sentence.

Good job, Bladder. At least some of the conks still have some gumption..

Feeling better?
Hope you pushed those oysters out of your vagina, poundputz. You've been getting your ass handed to you more than usual on the boards the past couple of days.

Re: Donks Being Donks: Part MCMLXIX
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:52 pm
by CAA Flagship
Baldy wrote:houndawg wrote:
Good job, Bladder. At least some of the conks still have some gumption..

Feeling better?
Hope you pushed those oysters out of your vagina, poundputz. You've been getting your ass handed to you more than usual on the boards the past couple of days.


Re: Donks Being Donks: Part MCMLXIX
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:03 pm
by AZGrizFan
CAA Flagship wrote:Baldy wrote:
Feeling better?
Hope you pushed those oysters out of your vagina, poundputz. You've been getting your ass handed to you more than usual on the boards the past couple of days.


That key is broken on Houndawg's keyboard.

Re: Donks Being Donks: Part MCMLXIX
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:09 pm
by kalm
Elliot Spitzer! Sandy Berger! Dan Rostenkowski!
Re: Donks Being Donks: Part MCMLXIX
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:16 pm
by houndawg
AZGrizFan wrote:CAA Flagship wrote:

That key is broken on Houndawg's keyboard.

I liked you guys better when you jabbered like wind-up false teeth. It didn't mater that it was nonsense; now you just do that thorazine thing and drool. I guess the beatings finally took their toll.

Re: Donks Being Donks: Part MCMLXIX
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:21 pm
by Baldy
AZGrizFan wrote:CAA Flagship wrote:

That key is broken on Houndawg's keyboard.

No silly, this is what a keyboard looks like to the old dawg...

Re: Donks Being Donks: Part MCMLXIX
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:02 pm
by Cap'n Cat
Re: Donks Being Donks: Part MCMLXIX
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 7:24 am
by houndawg
Re: Donks Being Donks: Part MCMLXIX
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 7:27 am
by D1B
Baldy wrote:AZGrizFan wrote:
That key is broken on Houndawg's keyboard.

No silly, this is what a keyboard looks like to the old dawg...

Here's IvyTwat's keyboard:
