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Tell me with a straight face that major Conks aren't fucking lunatics. I dare you.....







My favorites:

Obama is the Antichrist: Obviously. Related: If you play his 2008 Democratic nomination acceptance speech backwards, you can hear him instruct listeners to do Satan's bidding.

Obama's plan to fake an assassination attempt: A false-flag operation would create urban tumult and give Obama the pretext to declare martial law, thus suspending democracy, postponing the 2012 election, and prolonging his stay in office. The theory was flagged by Tenn. State Rep. Kelly Keisling, among others, after circulating online.

Obama was a Black Panther: Well, only if you're not very good at spotting photoshopped images.

Obama is the son of Malcolm X: Because, you know, black people. This charmer popped up on Atlas Shrugged, Pamela Geller's anti-Muslim website. (Geller is also known for obsessing over Shariah turkeys she believes are destroying Thanksgiving.)



Bronco, comments?

Most of those are shit-smear-on-the-walls crazy, but a fair amount of them have yet to be disproven.

93henfan wrote:Most of those are shit-smear-on-the-walls crazy, but a fair amount of them have yet to be disproven.

LMAO!!!!!

Well, we'll wait, 93!

They forgot "has women planted in crowd to fake fainting".

Cap'n Cat wrote:

93henfan wrote:Most of those are shit-smear-on-the-walls crazy, but a fair amount of them have yet to be disproven.

LMAO!!!!!

Well, we'll wait, 93!

Actually, I have no idea wtf I'm saying. I just felt like saying it.

Do you listen to Howard Stern? He had Jesse Ventura on and Ventura says that BO is a lifelong-trained CIA agent whose mission is to subvert the US Government.

93henfan wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:

LMAO!!!!!

Well, we'll wait, 93!

Actually, I have no idea wtf I'm saying. I just felt like saying it.

Do you listen to Howard Stern? He had Jesse Ventura on and Ventura says that BO is a lifelong-trained CIA agent whose mission is to subvert the US Government.

Of course! He's been getting his intel from Bronco, Glenn Beck, Pwns, Palin, Bachmann, Clucky, Z, tman and SDHornet!

Also:
I was the sleeper agent behind the Bombing of Pearl harbor.
He killed the last Tsar of Russia.
He Killed JFK.
He killed MLK
He has the bodies from Area 51 in the White House deep freezer.

93henfan wrote:Most of those are shit-smear-on-the-walls crazy, but a fair amount of them have yet to be disproven.

You must be a shit head.. REALLY DUDE

mrklean wrote:

93henfan wrote:Most of those are shit-smear-on-the-walls crazy, but a fair amount of them have yet to be disproven.

You must be a shit head.. REALLY DUDE

Says the guy who couldn't even read 93's follow up post.

Grizalltheway wrote:

mrklean wrote:

You must be a shit head.. REALLY DUDE

Says the guy who couldn't even read 93's follow up post.

Klean isn't the dumbest person on the site, but he's close.

Hey, guys. Klean made an innocent mistake. Kinda like McCain with Palin.

Cap'n Cat wrote:Hey, guys. Klean made an innocent mistake. Kinda like McCain with Palin.

Z would vehemently disagree with you on that. ......the gift that keeps on giving....

Cap'n Cat wrote:Hey, guys. Klean made an innocent mistake. Kinda like McCain with Palin.

CAA Flagship wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:Hey, guys. Klean made an innocent mistake. Kinda like McCain with Palin.

Man, Flaggy, you KNOW you'd hit that in a heartbeat at closing time!

Cap'n Cat wrote:

CAA Flagship wrote:

Man, Flaggy, you KNOW you'd hit that in a heartbeat at closing time!

I'd ask her to shove that menacing necklace up my ass and pull it out upon climax.

Cap'n Cat wrote:

CAA Flagship wrote:

Man, Flaggy, you KNOW you'd hit that in a heartbeat at closing time!

That would be an all-time donkey punch opportunity.

D1B wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Man, Flaggy, you KNOW you'd hit that in a heartbeat at closing time!

I'd ask her to shove that menacing necklace up my ass and pull it out upon climax.

Cap'n Cat wrote:

CAA Flagship wrote:

Man, Flaggy, you KNOW you'd hit that in a heartbeat at closing time!

Well......she IS Italian ya know.

Cap'n Cat wrote:Hey, guys. Klean made an innocent mistake. Kinda like McCain with Palin.

I lol'ed at that.