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Woman seeks Afghan presidency.

KABUL, Afghanistan -- A political pioneer and outspoken lawmaker took her first steps toward running for president of Afghanistan Thursday, promising to take the country out of its "days of darkness."

At a gaudy banquet hall in Kabul, Fawzia Koofi launched her new political party, Movement for Change in Afghanistan, in front of several hundred supporters.

In a speech that struck an optimistic tone, the 38-year-old mother-of-two appealed to the youth of Afghanistan -- the most likely group to consider voting for her.

"I don't know who will be the next president, I don't know, no one knows," she said. "But we must come out of the days of darkness, and bring about change."

It got an enthusiastic response from her audience. "She has support all around the country, and she will get votes from everyone," said Shugufa Wassiqzada, 20. "Not only women but people from all over will vote for her!"

Re the highlighted, it's something that has been going on in earnest in the United States for 33 years.

A call for change that you can believe in. Sounds like the US, circa 2007. How did that work out again?

ASUG8 wrote:A call for change that you can believe in. Sounds like the US, circa 2007. How did that work out again?

Quite well, given the tar pit in which we were mired, 8r. You know it, too. Hope she experiences the same success.

ASUG8 wrote:A call for change that you can believe in. Sounds like the US, circa 2007. How did that work out again?

Pretty good so far. Would be even better if conkgress weren't petulant children and racists.

It takes time to fix all the conk fuck ups over the last 30 years.

Cap'n Cat wrote:

ASUG8 wrote:A call for change that you can believe in. Sounds like the US, circa 2007. How did that work out again?

Quite well, given the tar pit in which we were mired, 8r. You know it, too. Hope she experiences the same success.

Good to know we're no longer mired in a tar pit. It was hard to tell.

Muslims aren't conks.

kalm wrote:Muslims aren't conks.

You bet they are. They may be worse than American Conks, too. Think about it.

The room is spinning...

Cap'n Cat wrote:

kalm wrote:Muslims aren't conks.

You bet they are. They may be worse than American Conks, too. Think about it.

Muslims are what American conks wish they could be. The problem is, secularists challenged them (and the church) and made them into better people. Still assholes, but better than their muslim archetypes.

By the way, things such as this woman fighting against all odds to be president of a country that would just as soon shoot her in the head for daring to get in front of a microphone is courtesy of the environment of hope which Obama has created all over the world.

Bank on it, Conklodytes.

She just signed her own death warrant, like that lady in Pakistan who got capped a couple of years ago.

On a unrelated note, can you imagine what the average Afghan pussy smells like??????

D1B wrote:
It takes time to fix all the conk fuck ups over the last 30 years.

Ahem!!!!!

D1B wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:

You bet they are. They may be worse than American Conks, too. Think about it.

Muslims are what American conks wish they could be. The problem is, secularists challenged them (and the church) and made them into better people. Still assholes, but better than their muslim archetypes.

Can't be true. Conks love liberty and hate rules. Muslims hate liberty but love rules. Just like liberals.

kalm wrote:

D1B wrote:
Muslims are what American conks wish they could be. The problem is, secularists challenged them (and the church) and made them into better people. Still assholes, but better than their muslim archetypes.

Can't be true. Conks love liberty and hate rules. Muslims hate liberty but love rules. Just like liberals.

CAA Flagship wrote:

Um, really profound comeback, Lame-O.

CAA Flagship wrote:

D1B wrote:
It takes time to fix all the conk fuck ups over the last 30 years.

Ahem!!!!!

Clinton was a great president, and you know it.

Grizalltheway wrote:

CAA Flagship wrote:
Ahem!!!!!

Clinton was a great president, and you know it.

MAYBE better than Obama. Makes Reagan look like a fool.

Grizalltheway wrote: Clinton was a great president, and you know it.

Oh man you are killing me.
"great president"

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Grizalltheway wrote:
Clinton was a great president, and you know it.

MAYBE better than Obama. Makes Reagan look like a fool.

C'mon Cap...Clinton was easily better than Obama. Clinton knew how to play the game in Congress.

ASUMountaineer wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:
MAYBE better than Obama. Makes Reagan look like a fool.

C'mon Cap...Clinton was easily better than Obama. Clinton knew how to play the game in Congress.

I don't really care. I'd rather have John St. Wronge than a Reagan or a W.

Wait.....did I just say that???

CAA Flagship wrote:

Grizalltheway wrote: Clinton was a great president, and you know it.

Oh man you are killing me.
"great president"

You're just jealous that your interns don't wanna slob your eye-talian sausage.

Clinton WAS a good prez. He was comic relief and a relaxing figure after 12 years of dark, dark, dark, Conkdom. Open, genial, handsome, smart, awake. He was the anti-Reagan.

No man is good enough to govern any woman without her consent.
Susan B. Anthony

Cap'n Cat wrote:

ASUMountaineer wrote:
C'mon Cap...Clinton was easily better than Obama. Clinton knew how to play the game in Congress.

I don't really care. I'd rather have John St. Wronge than a Reagan or a W.

Wait.....did I just say that???

That may be a bit far.