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....and one of only two Conks I can honestly say I recognize, Barry Goldwater being the other (besides Baldy and blueballs).

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1. At beginning of his presidency, worked hard to reverse abusive Reagan era policies and laws.
2. Jumped out of a fvcking airplane at 85.
3. Courage of his convictions when, realizing taxes needed to be raised, raised them, even at the cost of his presidential career and despite the "read my lips" thing.
4. Crash-landed his fighter in WWII.

5. Bucks regressive Conk thinking and serves as witness at same-sex marriage.


Bravo, old man.





A spokesman for George W. Bush on Wednesday declined to comment on his current feelings about same-sex marriage or his thoughts about his father's role in a same-sex wedding.

Pussy.

Discuss.

Being nice to him now still won't get you in his daughter's pants.

Figures that the one conk you respect is the ONE president in the past 25 years who couldn't get reelected in this country full of fucked up values.

AZGrizFan wrote:Figures that the one conk you respect is the ONE president in the past 25 years who couldn't get reelected in this country full of fucked up values.

And that's funny, Z?

Cap'n Cat wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:Figures that the one conk you respect is the ONE president in the past 25 years who couldn't get reelected in this country full of fucked up values.

And that's funny, Z?

If I don't laugh about it I'll cry.

He's alright.

Some of Kalms favorite conks:

Goldwater
Ben Stein
Pat Buchanon
Ron Paul
Gary Johnson
Bob Barr
Gannonfan

kalm wrote:He's alright.

Some of Kalms favorite conks:

Goldwater
Ben Stein
Pat Buchanon
Ron Paul
Gary Johnson
Bob Barr
Gannonfan

Ben Stein is a fucking nutjob.

grizzaholic wrote:

kalm wrote:He's alright.

Some of Kalms favorite conks:

Goldwater
Ben Stein
Pat Buchanon
Ron Paul
Gary Johnson
Bob Barr
Gannonfan

Ben Stein is a fucking nutjob.

Probably...but at least a funny and smart one. The Nixon White House wasinteresting.

Buchanan is another guy who's at least "on probation" with me. In his declining years, he's realized that oppressive Conkunism serves nobody, except regressive Conks.

AZGrizFan wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:
And that's funny, Z?

If I don't laugh about it I'll cry.

Any comments on the issue, Z, or are you just satisfied to surrender this latest little knife twist in the back of Conkunism?

Cap'n Cat wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:
If I don't laugh about it I'll cry.

Any comments on the issue, Z, or are you just satisfied to surrender this latest little knife twist in the back of Conkunism?

What issue?

AZGrizFan wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:
Any comments on the issue, Z, or are you just satisfied to surrender this latest little knife twist in the back of Conkunism?

What issue?

I thought so.

Cap'n Cat wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:
What issue?

I thought so.

Are you talking about his witnessing a same-sex marriage?

Is that still an issue?

AZGrizFan wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:
I thought so.

Are you talking about his witnessing a same-sex marriage?

Is that still an issue?

kalm wrote:

grizzaholic wrote:
Ben Stein is a fucking nutjob.

Probably...but at least a funny and smart one. The Nixon White House wasinteresting.

He is not funny...and I would debate whether he is smart.

kalm wrote:

grizzaholic wrote:
Ben Stein is a fucking nutjob.

Probably...but at least a funny and smart one. The Nixon White House wasinteresting.

Ben Stein was a speaker at a Cisco Live conference in Orlando Florida a few years ago. He was one of the few main speakers at a conference like that that I would go and listen to. Most of them suck and you can get more entertainment out of watching paint dry. Stein was a great speaker and had a lot of funny stuff in his speech. I liked him a lot more after listening to him live and I'd recommend seeing him if you got the chance.

GrizFanStuckInUtah wrote:

kalm wrote:
Probably...but at least a funny and smart one. The Nixon White House wasinteresting.

Ben Stein was a speaker at a Cisco Live conference in Orlando Florida a few years ago. He was one of the few main speakers at a conference like that that I would go and listen to. Most of them suck and you can get more entertainment out of watching paint dry. Stein was a great speaker and had a lot of funny stuff in his speech. I liked him a lot more after listening to him live and I'd recommend seeing him if you got the chance.

Ha! In your face, Grizza!

kalm wrote:He's alright.

Some of Kalms favorite conks:

Goldwater
Ben Stein
Pat Buchanon
Ron Paul
Gary Johnson
Bob Barr
Gannonfan

I resent being placed in a list of conks, as I am not one. I'll grant you that economically I tilt certainly more towards the conk side than the donk side, but on social issues I probably tilt back the other way. Hence why I'm a centrist.

With that said, I do like being in a list with the guy who was the science teacher in "The Wonder Years". Also because that let's me randomly insert a shot of Danica McKellar, aka Winnie Cooper.

GannonFan wrote:

kalm wrote:He's alright.

Some of Kalms favorite conks:

Goldwater
Ben Stein
Pat Buchanon
Ron Paul
Gary Johnson
Bob Barr
Gannonfan

I resent being placed in a list of conks, as I am not one. I'll grant you that economically I tilt certainly more towards the conk side than the donk side, but on social issues I probably tilt back the other way. Hence why I'm a centrist.

With that said, I do like being in a list with the guy who was the science teacher in "The Wonder Years". Also because that let's me randomly insert a shot of Danica McKellar, aka Winnie Cooper.

grizzaholic wrote:

kalm wrote:He's alright.

Some of Kalms favorite conks:

Goldwater
Ben Stein
Pat Buchanon
Ron Paul
Gary Johnson
Bob Barr
Gannonfan

Ben Stein is a fucking nutjob.

Bueller. Bueller.

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Love the Butch look on the left.

CAA Flagship wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Love the Butch look on the left.

It's too damn late in the year to be wearing a cream colored suit. Bitch needs a stylist.

kalm wrote:

GrizFanStuckInUtah wrote:
Ben Stein was a speaker at a Cisco Live conference in Orlando Florida a few years ago. He was one of the few main speakers at a conference like that that I would go and listen to. Most of them suck and you can get more entertainment out of watching paint dry. Stein was a great speaker and had a lot of funny stuff in his speech. I liked him a lot more after listening to him live and I'd recommend seeing him if you got the chance.

Ha! In your face, Grizza!

No. Sorry, you are wrong.

Apparently they gave the former President the correct answer to the age old question, "Can I watch?"

I wonder if he would be willing to witness for two guys......

CAA Flagship wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Love the Butch look on the left.

Oh. I thought that was Hugh Hefner.