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Maryland schools??? Get ready

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:44 am
by grizzaholic
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Just some highlights

Also in May, Stephanie Mikles, a behavioral specialist with the Harford County Schools who works mainly with special needs children, was indicted for allegedly having “sexual intercourse with a dog.” It was a Labrador retriever.

The bill was a response to February involving a second-grader at Park Elementary School in Baltimore who was suspended for two days because his teacher thought he shaped a strawberry pop-tart into something resembling a gun. The kid explained that his goal had been to turn the pre-fabricated delicacy into a mountain, but that didn’t really materialize

Finally, though it happened in 2012, Alexander Kinyua, a U.S. citizen from Kenya, severely beat a student at Morgan State University with a baseball bat wrapped in chains and barbed wire. A few days later, while he was out on bail, Kinyua killed and cut up a 37-year-old man staying with his parents. He them ate part of the man’s brain and his heart.

Re: Maryland schools??? Get ready

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:01 am
by 89Hen
Blue state

Re: Maryland schools??? Get ready

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:03 am
by Cap'n Cat
grizzaholic wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/hell-matter-maryl ... 26439.html

Just some highlights

Also in May, Stephanie Mikles, a behavioral specialist with the Harford County Schools who works mainly with special needs children, was indicted for allegedly having “sexual intercourse with a dog.” It was a Labrador retriever.

The bill was a response to February involving a second-grader at Park Elementary School in Baltimore who was suspended for two days because his teacher thought he shaped a strawberry pop-tart into something resembling a gun. The kid explained that his goal had been to turn the pre-fabricated delicacy into a mountain, but that didn’t really materialize

Finally, though it happened in 2012, Alexander Kinyua, a U.S. citizen from Kenya, severely beat a student at Morgan State University with a baseball bat wrapped in chains and barbed wire. A few days later, while he was out on bail, Kinyua killed and cut up a 37-year-old man staying with his parents. He them ate part of the man’s brain and his heart
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Learned it all from the NRA and Cheney's CIA.

:nod:

Re: Maryland schools??? Get ready

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:05 am
by andy7171
Cap'n Cat wrote:
grizzaholic wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/hell-matter-maryl ... 26439.html

Just some highlights

Also in May, Stephanie Mikles, a behavioral specialist with the Harford County Schools who works mainly with special needs children, was indicted for allegedly having “sexual intercourse with a dog.” It was a Labrador retriever.

The bill was a response to February involving a second-grader at Park Elementary School in Baltimore who was suspended for two days because his teacher thought he shaped a strawberry pop-tart into something resembling a gun. The kid explained that his goal had been to turn the pre-fabricated delicacy into a mountain, but that didn’t really materialize

Finally, though it happened in 2012, Alexander Kinyua, a U.S. citizen from Kenya, severely beat a student at Morgan State University with a baseball bat wrapped in chains and barbed wire. A few days later, while he was out on bail, Kinyua killed and cut up a 37-year-old man staying with his parents. He them ate part of the man’s brain and his heart
.

Learned it all from the NRA and Cheney's CIA.

:nod:
In Maryland. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Maryland schools??? Get ready

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:34 am
by Skjellyfetti
Yes, Democratic principles certainly do encourage bludgeoning with chain-wrapped baseball bats and cannibalism. :nod:

Re: Maryland schools??? Get ready

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:35 am
by Cap'n Cat
Skjellyfetti wrote:Yes, Democratic principles certainly do encourage bludgeoning with chain-wrapped baseball bats and cannibalism. :nod:

Fuck, Bush's storm troopers can waterboard, why not????

:roll:

Re: Maryland schools??? Get ready

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:49 am
by 89Hen
Skjellyfetti wrote:Yes, Democratic principles certainly do encourage bludgeoning with chain-wrapped baseball bats and cannibalism. :nod:
Truth hurts jelly.