Moses, Obama, and The Suicide Hotline...
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:56 pm
Just for you Cap'n...
Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."
Nearly 75 years ago (when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, light up a Camel, this is the promised land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the promised land.
I was so depressed last night thinking about Obamacare, Dodd Frank, the poor economy, rising interest rates, gas prices, etc.... that I called the suicide hotline. I had to press 1 for english. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal... they got excited and asked me if I could drive a truck.
Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."
Nearly 75 years ago (when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, light up a Camel, this is the promised land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the promised land.
I was so depressed last night thinking about Obamacare, Dodd Frank, the poor economy, rising interest rates, gas prices, etc.... that I called the suicide hotline. I had to press 1 for english. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal... they got excited and asked me if I could drive a truck.
