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Conk Glenn Beck to Fire Recyclers In His Company! LMAO!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:58 pm
by Cap'n Cat
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Outraged that employees in his organization had begun placing recycling bins throughout The Blaze's headquarters and studio and replaced individual water bottles with a water cooler, Glenn Beck brought the Vice President of Studio Operations onto his radio program today to explain why these changes were taking place.

When she claimed that doing so was saving the company money, Beck not only didn't buy it but also didn't really care and instead issued a new company-wide policy that any employee who buys a compact fluorescent light bulb when non-CFL options are available will be fired.

"Global warming is a pile of crap," Beck declared, adding that he would be issuing a memo informing everyone that "if anyone does anything in this company because of global warming, they're fired":

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Please, board Conks, start a letter-writing campaign to get him to run for President in 2016! PLEASE!!!


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Re: Conk Glenn Beck to Fire Recyclers In His Company! LMAO!

Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:48 pm
by Chizzang
He is one of my favorites...


:nod: Love that guy

Re: Conk Glenn Beck to Fire Recyclers In His Company! LMAO!

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 3:59 am
by Ivytalk
I wonder whether Beck likes dogs... 8-)

Re: Conk Glenn Beck to Fire Recyclers In His Company! LMAO!

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:09 am
by Gil Dobie
I like Jeff Beck :nod:

Re: Conk Glenn Beck to Fire Recyclers In His Company! LMAO!

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:27 am
by CAA Flagship
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Re: Conk Glenn Beck to Fire Recyclers In His Company! LMAO!

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 6:41 am
by 93henfan

Re: Conk Glenn Beck to Fire Recyclers In His Company! LMAO!

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:13 am
by Ibanez
Ivytalk wrote:I wonder whether Beck likes dogs... 8-)
He views them like black people: property.

Re: Conk Glenn Beck to Fire Recyclers In His Company! LMAO!

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:08 am
by andy7171
Why is it that every person in charge of recycling just so happens to be the most annoying fucker in the company?

Re: Conk Glenn Beck to Fire Recyclers In His Company! LMAO!

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:57 am
by UNI88
andy7171 wrote:Why is it that every person in charge of recycling just so happens to be the most annoying **** in the company?
How long have you been in charge of recycling Andy?












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