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How the NSA Knows ∞∞∞ Likes Dwarf Porn, and other stuff

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:56 am
by 93henfan
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/j ... nline-data
...XKeyscore, the documents boast, is the NSA's "widest reaching" system developing intelligence from computer networks – what the agency calls Digital Network Intelligence (DNI). One presentation claims the program covers "nearly everything a typical user does on the internet", including the content of emails, websites visited and searches, as well as their metadata.
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...training materials for XKeyscore detail how analysts can use it and other systems to mine enormous agency databases by filling in a simple on-screen form giving only a broad justification for the search. The request is not reviewed by a court or any NSA personnel before it is processed...
Well. Orwell nailed it.

Re: How the NSA Knows ∞∞∞ Likes Dwarf Porn, and other stuff

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:59 am
by CAA Flagship
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Re: How the NSA Knows ∞∞∞ Likes Dwarf Porn, and other stuff

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:04 am
by ∞∞∞
I like elf porn, not dwarf. One's a slim forest spirit and the other is a stocky earth spirit. Duh. :roll:

Re: How the NSA Knows ∞∞∞ Likes Dwarf Porn, and other stuff

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:04 am
by 93henfan
∞∞∞ wrote:I like elf porn, not dwarf. One's a slim forest spirit and the other is a stocky earth spirit. Duh. :roll:
Well spank my ass and call me Charlie.

Re: How the NSA Knows ∞∞∞ Likes Dwarf Porn, and other stuff

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:08 am
by CAA Flagship
93henfan wrote:
∞∞∞ wrote:I like elf porn, not dwarf. One's a slim forest spirit and the other is a stocky earth spirit. Duh. :roll:
Well spank my ass and call me Charlie.
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Re: How the NSA Knows ∞∞∞ Likes Dwarf Porn, and other stuff

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:12 am
by ∞∞∞
Also, F the NSA. This is my opinion of it (represented by Opie):
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRrK2XERXOs[/youtube]

Re: How the NSA Knows ∞∞∞ Likes Dwarf Porn, and other stuff

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:13 am
by 93henfan
CAA Flagship wrote:
93henfan wrote:
Well spank my ass and call me Charlie.
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That's disgusting Flaggy!