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Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:16 pm
by AZGrizFan
Detroit's fiscal condition has become so dire that private citizens are stepping up to provide basic services, and some experts say the volunteers and entrepreneurs are the Motor City's best hope.

Nearly $2.5 billion in debt after decades of mismanagement, the city is now being run by an independent emergency manager in a last-ditch effort to avoid bankruptcy. Just last month that city stopped payment on unsecured debt in an attempt to “conserve cash” for the police and fire departments and other city services. But the city's collision course with insolvency has created business opportunities for some and spurred a sense of civic pride for others.
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"Detroit is in desperate, desperate shape," said Peter Eisinger, professor emeritus of urban policy at New York's New School. "Detroit is a vast territory and 40 percent of it is empty. I don't see any of these efforts having any positive effects. It's a desperate, band-aid effort to make the city a little more livable for the people who stayed there."

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This is what 52 straight years of Donk leadership buys you:

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Good work, Donks.

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:18 pm
by ASUG8
One well placed nuke would improve property values by 90%.

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:21 pm
by Baldy
Zimmerman's fault. :coffee:

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:24 pm
by ∞∞∞

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:09 pm
by D1B
Detroit - built by conks and destroyed by conks. Donks, as usual, will have to clean up their mess. :ohno:

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:19 pm
by AZGrizFan
D1B wrote:Detroit - built by conks and destroyed by conks. Donks, as usual, will have to clean up their mess. :ohno:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah. There are a boatload of conks in Detroit. :roll: :roll:

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:22 pm
by D1B
AZGrizFan wrote:
D1B wrote:Detroit - built by conks and destroyed by conks. Donks, as usual, will have to clean up their mess. :ohno:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah. There are a boatload of conks in Detroit. :roll: :roll:
They come in, fuck everything with up and loot, then leave. Kinda like what your hero W did to the nation. :nod:

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:32 pm
by AZGrizFan
D1B wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah. There are a boatload of conks in Detroit. :roll: :roll:
They come in, fuck everything with up and loot, then leave. Kinda like what your hero W did to the nation. :nod:
Nice English, Einstein.

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:35 pm
by D1B
AZGrizFan wrote:
D1B wrote:
They come in, fuck everything with up and loot, then leave. Kinda like what your hero W did to the nation. :nod:
Nice English, Einstein.
Too stupid to figure it out?

Need some help, Andrew Mellon Head?

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:55 pm
by Gil Dobie
Detroit has had a Donk mayor since 1962!

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:02 pm
by D1B
Gil Dobie wrote:Detroit has had a Donk mayor since 1962!
Sure, a conk puppet paid to keep the animals fed and supplied with mentholated smokes and booze.

Conks fucked up that city by mismanaging their companies and bleeding them dry.

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:23 pm
by AZGrizFan
D1B wrote:
Gil Dobie wrote:Detroit has had a Donk mayor since 1962!
Sure, a conk puppet paid to keep the animals fed and supplied with mentholated smokes and booze.

Conks fucked up that city by mismanaging their companies and bleeding them dry.
One word:

Unions

/thread. :tothehand:

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:25 pm
by Gil Dobie
D1B wrote:
Gil Dobie wrote:Detroit has had a Donk mayor since 1962!
Sure, a conk puppet paid to keep the animals fed and supplied with mentholated smokes and booze.

Conks **** up that city by mismanaging their companies and bleeding them dry.
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Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:06 pm
by Ibanez
D1B wrote:
Gil Dobie wrote:Detroit has had a Donk mayor since 1962!
Sure, a conk puppet paid to keep the animals fed and supplied with mentholated smokes and booze.

Conks fucked up that city by mismanaging their companies and bleeding them dry.
So, the democrats in Detroit are pussies? Fuck, in that case do we really need Democrats at all if they are so weak?

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:33 pm
by kalm
Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Austin, and Missoula are all right behind. :dunce: :coffee:

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:35 pm
by grizzaholic
kalm wrote:Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Austin, and Missoula are all right behind. :dunce: :coffee:
Pretty soon Missoula will be a bike only town. Take a wild guess how the city council votes :dunce:

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:38 pm
by ALPHAGRIZ1
AZGrizFan wrote:
D1B wrote:
They come in, fuck everything with up and loot, then leave. Kinda like what your hero W did to the nation. :nod:
Nice English, Einstein.
There is that liberal controlled public school system paying off!

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:00 pm
by kalm
ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
Nice English, Einstein.
There is that liberal controlled public school system paying off!
Thx Joltin Joe.

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:22 pm
by Grizalltheway
grizzaholic wrote:
kalm wrote:Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, Austin, and Missoula are all right behind. :dunce: :coffee:
Pretty soon Missoula will be a bike only town. Take a wild guess how the city council votes :dunce:
Nice hyperbole. :roll:

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:15 pm
by grizzaholic
Grizalltheway wrote:
grizzaholic wrote:
Pretty soon Missoula will be a bike only town. Take a wild guess how the city council votes :dunce:
Nice hyperbole. :roll:
:tothehand:

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:24 pm
by ALPHAGRIZ1
Donks :ohno:


If I was picking teams for a kickball game I would pick pedophiles, Clay Aiken and bobcat fans before any liberals.

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:50 am
by D1B
ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Donks :ohno:


If I was picking teams for a kickball game I would pick pedophiles, Clay Aiken and bobcat fans before any liberals.
I'd pick your mom. She can catch balls with her pussy, like a pro. She makes Derek Jeter look like Aunt Bea.

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:57 am
by CAA Flagship
D1B wrote:
ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Donks :ohno:


If I was picking teams for a kickball game I would pick pedophiles, Clay Aiken and bobcat fans before any liberals.
I'd pick your mom. She can catch balls with her pussy, like a pro. She makes Derek Jeter look like Aunt Bea.
:rofl: :rofl:

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Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:22 am
by AZGrizFan
D1B wrote:
ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:Donks :ohno:


If I was picking teams for a kickball game I would pick pedophiles, Clay Aiken and bobcat fans before any liberals.
I'd pick your mom. She can catch balls with her pussy, like a pro. She makes Derek Jeter look like Aunt Bea.
Man, that schtick is gettin' O-L-D.

Re: Detroit: Donk Utopia

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 6:55 am
by D1B
AZGrizFan wrote:
D1B wrote:
I'd pick your mom. She can catch balls with her pussy, like a pro. She makes Derek Jeter look like Aunt Bea.
Man, that schtick is gettin' O-L-D.
Yeah, maybe for you, Col Hogan. :ohno:

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