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Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards"

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:26 pm
by expandspanos
15 Suicide Bombers from Belgium have just attacked Chicago, blowing up ferry boats and attacking the El-Train and causing mass casualties!

There is no surveillance camera footage from the attack, but there are 5 frames of a blurry object on a boat.

The Belgian Attack comes as a complete surprise- The suicide bombers were lead by an extremely rich Belgian family-

Duke Van Oldstram is said to be the ring leader of the terrorist attack- He is a Belgian National.

Even though Duke Van Oldstram was the ring-leader and his family's funding supplied him with the means to carry out the attacks- his family (who have been living in American) are currently being flown out of the United States as we speak - and are not considered suspects.

The Nationalities of the 19 Chicago Bombers have been released (all are European radicals):

15 - Belgian Super Nationalists
2 - from Holland
1 - German
1- Spanish


In retaliation for this TERRORIST attack- The United States is readying our military - Forces are "standing sound and resilient, ready to retaliate for the cowardly attack"

In response for the Bombings- in which 15/19 Terrorists came from Belgium, our military is ready to retaliate against Poland and the Netherlands

Forces as currently being readied to Invade Poland and the Netherlands and should be on the ground within 2 weeks.

Again- Our forces are being sent to Poland and the Netherlands- to retaliate for the attacks of the Belgians! we will fight these terrorists until the bitter end!!! USA! USA!

(Would this story make any sense?)

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September 11 attacks: 15 of the 19 alleged hijackers were from Saudi Arabia
2 were allegedly from Egypt
1 was allegedly from Lebanon
1 was allegedly from the UAE

Attacking Afghanistan and Iraq in retaliation for 9/11 makes as much sense as the scenario I have posted above.. It doesn't make any sense at all.. It's time for Patriots to wake up from their belicose slumber and realize 9/11 was a massive scam - bankrupting us morally, monetarily- and killing our nation's greatest soldiers for a lie that only benefits A. the military industrial complex B. Huge Oil oil companies and contractors C. Israel and the phony "war on terror".

Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 12:49 pm
by dbackjon
Belgium?


I love their WAFFLES!

Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:01 pm
by AZGrizFan
dbackjon wrote:Belgium?


I love their WAFFLES!
I fuckin' HATE waffles. Let's blow their socialist asses to smithereens! :thumb:

Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:04 pm
by grizzaholic
AZGrizFan wrote:
dbackjon wrote:Belgium?


I love their WAFFLES!
I fuckin' HATE waffles. Let's blow their socialist asses to smithereens! :thumb:
They have some pretty good beer...

Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:18 pm
by AZGrizFan
grizzaholic wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
I fuckin' HATE waffles. Let's blow their socialist asses to smithereens! :thumb:
They have some pretty good beer...
True. Alright...I commute their sentence. :thumb:

Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:20 pm
by dbackjon
grizzaholic wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
I fuckin' HATE waffles. Let's blow their socialist asses to smithereens! :thumb:
They have some pretty good beer...


They do own Bud Light

Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:29 pm
by grizzaholic
dbackjon wrote:
grizzaholic wrote:
They have some pretty good beer...


They do own Bud Light
You damn well know that is NOT what I meant.

Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 1:40 pm
by Ivytalk
Why should anyone give a shyt about this? Did somebody prank ol' Spandos?

Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:56 pm
by HI54UNI
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Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:57 pm
by HI54UNI
Miss Belgium 2009

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Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:00 pm
by Grizalltheway
grizzaholic wrote:
dbackjon wrote:


They do own Bud Light
You damn well know that is NOT what I meant.
Pretty sure you meant this:

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Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:04 pm
by Ibanez
Grizalltheway wrote:
grizzaholic wrote:
You damn well know that is NOT what I meant.
Pretty sure you meant this:

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Chimay!

Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:37 pm
by expandspanos
I feel like we've got a lot accomplished here in this thread..

Who cares if our soldiers lose their lives or national treasure is being plundered afterall?... Let's post some girly pics and get drunk! Our soldiers' lives are overrated anyway!

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Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:39 pm
by Ibanez
expandspanos wrote:I feel like we've got a lot accomplished here in this thread..

Who cares if our soldiers lose their lives or national treasure is being plundered afterall?... Let's post some girly pics and get drunk! Our soldiers' lives are overrated anyway!

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Says the guy that chooses a football message board to preach the "truth."

Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:46 pm
by expandspanos
Ibanez wrote:
expandspanos wrote:I feel like we've got a lot accomplished here in this thread..

Who cares if our soldiers lose their lives or national treasure is being plundered afterall?... Let's post some girly pics and get drunk! Our soldiers' lives are overrated anyway!

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Says the guy that chooses a football message board to preach the "truth."
I could "preach to the choir" on a forum such as "the daily paul".. or go after a segment of the population with their head in the sand... A lot more bang for my buck around here. :nod:

Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:17 pm
by Ivytalk
expandspanos wrote:
Ibanez wrote:
Says the guy that chooses a football message board to preach the "truth."
I could "preach to the choir" on a forum such as "the daily paul".. or go after a segment of the population with their head in the sand... A lot more bang for my buck around here. :nod:
Hey, pal, if I wanted to subscribe to Weekly World News, I would. :coffee:

Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:06 pm
by AZGrizFan
grizzaholic wrote:
dbackjon wrote:


They do own Bud Light
You damn well know that is NOT what I meant.
Well it's what I meant...sentence commuted.

Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:33 pm
by Ibanez
expandspanos wrote:
Ibanez wrote:
Says the guy that chooses a football message board to preach the "truth."
I could "preach to the choir" on a forum such as "the daily paul".. or go after a segment of the population with their head in the sand... A lot more bang for my buck around here. :nod:
You're like a minister preaching abstinence at the AVAs. :lol:

Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:33 pm
by kalm
Ibanez wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote:
Pretty sure you meant this:

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Chimay!
It's been years since I drank that stuff but I still remember that Belgian style ales are soapy, overly sweet, and fairly undrinkable. :twocents:

Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:14 pm
by grizzaholic
expandspanos wrote: Let's post some girly pics and get drunk!
Spanos...when you coming to Missoula or Cheney or Pocatello (sp)... your first beer/drink is on me. :thumb:

Re: Belgium Attacks!! 15/19 Belgian Suicide Bombers "Cowards

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:21 pm
by JohnStOnge
What the HELL are you talking about? Obviously no such thing ever happened. Is this supposed to be some kind of illustration of the fallacy of attacking a country because of something some of its citizens did? What?