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....just a good, old-fashioned Conk wet dream of a ground war involving the U.S. and North Korea, in North Korea.

Who wins?



I'm pickin' North Korea to win in about 2 weeks.

Discuss.

Cap'n Cat wrote:....just a good, old-fashioned Conk wet dream of a ground war involving the U.S. and North Korea,in North Korea.

Who wins?



I'm pickin' North Korea to win in about 2 weeks.

Discuss.

I'll take 'Merica.

I don't think so. Too much time will be spent torturing women and children and detainees to fight battles.

Cap'n Cat wrote:I don't think so. Too much time will be spent torturing women and children and detainees to fight battles.

Nah, that's done AFTER the battles.

Order of Battle:

Armored Calvary
Rocket launchers
Infantry

Claim victory 15 minutes later

#6 Dance.

Ibanez wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:I don't think so. Too much time will be spent torturing women and children and detainees to fight battles.

Nah, that's done AFTER the battles.

Order of Battle:

Armored Calvary
Rocket launchers
Infantry

Claim victory 15 minutes later

#6 Dance.

Cap'n Cat wrote:....just a good, old-fashioned Conk wet dream of a ground war involving the U.S. and North Korea, in North Korea.

Who wins?



I'm pickin' North Korea to win in about 2 weeks.

Discuss.

I rather fancy the one in the foreground.

Ibanez wrote:

Cap'n Cat wrote:I don't think so. Too much time will be spent torturing women and children and detainees to fight battles.

Nah, that's done AFTER the battles.

Order of Battle:

Armored Calvary
Rocket launchers
Infantry

Claim victory 15 minutes later

#6 Dance.

No offense Cat, but this is a rather stupid premise.

Green Bay Packers vs Eu Claire Ankle Biters

No passing, No rushing, No tackling.... who wins?

Who says conservatives want a ground war?

Give me a good old fashioned line of battle AT SEA any day of the week!

The Cap'n strikes out yet again!!!

89Hen wrote:No offense Cat, but this is a rather stupid premise.

Green Bay Packers vs Eu Claire Ankle Biters

No passing, No rushing, No tackling.... who wins?

Naw, not a stupid premise. Just think the NoKos are tougher than us.

Food rations keep them fit. Hungry people fight hard not like the fatasses in the US.

Grizalltheway wrote:

Ibanez wrote: Nah, that's done AFTER the battles.

Order of Battle:

Armored Calvary
Rocket launchers
Infantry

Claim victory 15 minutes later

#6 Dance.

Kinda..but not exactly a #6. That's more like a #18.

Cap'n Cat wrote:

89Hen wrote:No offense Cat, but this is a rather stupid premise.

Green Bay Packers vs Eu Claire Ankle Biters

No passing, No rushing, No tackling.... who wins?

Naw, not a stupid premise. Just think the NoKos are tougher than us.

SuperHornet wrote:Who says conservatives want a ground war?

Give me a good old fashioned line of battle AT SEA any day of the week!

The Cap'n strikes out yet again!!!

He doesn't strike out Casey. He has a preference. He prefers Steel Reserve, Pike fishing, basing republicans and the easy sounds of pigeons cooing. You prefer root beer, mind control, womens sports, women athletes, Tony Romo and Winnie the Pooh.


You shouldn't be so judgemental.

ASUG8 wrote:Food rations keep them fit. Hungry people fight hard not like the fatasses in the US.

You know, G8tor, was listening on APM to a dispatch from an American reporter posted just across the river from NoKo, in China. She's interviewed hundreds of people who defect (many of whom return that day - they just crosss the border to buy food) and what you say above is exactly what their leaders have been telling them for decades, through all the Jungs.

Those poor people there.

With friends like Mark, who needs enemies?

Ibanez wrote:

SuperHornet wrote:Who says conservatives want a ground war?

Give me a good old fashioned line of battle AT SEA any day of the week!

The Cap'n strikes out yet again!!!

He doesn't strike out Casey. He has a preference. He prefers Steel Reserve, Pike fishing, basing republicans and the easy sounds of pigeons cooing. You prefer root beer, mind control, womens sports, women athletes, Tony Romo and Winnie the Pooh.


You shouldn't be so judgemental.

Yeah, Hornet, he's right. Relax, it's 90% comedy for me and D1B. You're one of a handful of door knobs who don't get it.

So I'm mouthy? Big deal and fvck you.

In that situation the more ruthless side would win. The North Koreans would be using children to throw hand grenades and doing all sorts of other atrocious things US forces would never do. Sort of like North Vietnam and the Viet Cong during the Vietnam War.

Pwns wrote:In that situation the more ruthless side would win. The North Koreans would be using children to throw hand grenades and doing all sorts of other atrocious things US forces would never do. Sort of like North Vietnam and the Viet Cong during the Vietnam War.

The US was out of line for being there as it was for Iraq and Afghanistan. Don't invade or bully countries, very few people die.