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Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:10 pm
by Chizzang
In a new study by The University of Wyoming a new species of mostly vegan Northern Gray Wolves were released into Yellowstone Park on December 1st. The quantity of wolves is still being concealed in an effort to protect them from hunting and human predation, but we have been informed that a percentage of the adult females are not all vegan, two have been identified as an obscure breed of gluten free vegetarian's

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Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:15 pm
by Wedgebuster
Trouble is there is no vegetation left in Yellowstone, all has been devoured by bison, and lake trout.

Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:16 pm
by grizzaholic
Chizzang wrote:In a new study by The University of Wyoming a new species of mostly vegan Northern Gray Wolves were released into Yellowstone Park on December 1st. The quantity of wolves is still being concealed in an effort to protect them from hunting and human predation, but we have been informed that a percentage of the adult females are not all vegan, two have been identified as an obscure breed of gluten free vegetarian's

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Kalm will be buying a hunting license.

No need to troll :roll:

Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:17 pm
by Chizzang
Wedgebuster wrote:Trouble is there is no vegetation left in Yellowstone, all has been devoured by bison, and lake trout.
The wolves have been seen cultivating small gardens...


:nod:

Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:22 pm
by Wedgebuster
Chizzang wrote:
Wedgebuster wrote:Trouble is there is no vegetation left in Yellowstone, all has been devoured by bison, and lake trout.
The wolves have been seen cultivating small gardens...


:nod:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

You mean, I've been seen?
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..and they know about my little gardens??

Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:43 pm
by Gil Dobie
Some have been seen dancing.

Timberwolves Dance Team
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Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:13 pm
by biobengal
Wedgebuster wrote:Trouble is there is no vegetation left in Yellowstone, all has been devoured by bison, and lake trout.
Better forage is on its way back in Yellowstone.

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Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:29 am
by kalm
grizzaholic wrote:
Chizzang wrote:In a new study by The University of Wyoming a new species of mostly vegan Northern Gray Wolves were released into Yellowstone Park on December 1st. The quantity of wolves is still being concealed in an effort to protect them from hunting and human predation, but we have been informed that a percentage of the adult females are not all vegan, two have been identified as an obscure breed of gluten free vegetarian's

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Kalm will be buying a hunting license.

No need to troll :roll:
Those are some smart wolves, realizing that gluten free is the way to go. They will be less gassy and their turds will be more solid and easier to scoop out of the garden.

But as for GF vegetarians? You're confusing me with Mark and that's a tough road to hoe. I'm highly carnivorous. :tothehand:

But way to poke fun at a serious gastro issue for Ibanez. Nice troll anyway. :ohno:

Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:55 am
by grizzaholic
kalm wrote:
grizzaholic wrote:
Kalm will be buying a hunting license.

No need to troll :roll:
Those are some smart wolves, realizing that gluten free is the way to go. They will be less gassy and their turds will be more solid and easier to scoop out of the garden.

But as for GF vegetarians? You're confusing me with Mark and that's a tough road to hoe. I'm highly carnivorous. :tothehand:

But way to poke fun at a serious gastro issue for Ibanez. Nice troll anyway. :ohno:
I didn't make a mistake. I will stand by my post. You and Mark are one in the same..you just have one less ball than him. ;)

Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:58 am
by kalm
grizzaholic wrote:
kalm wrote:
Those are some smart wolves, realizing that gluten free is the way to go. They will be less gassy and their turds will be more solid and easier to scoop out of the garden.

But as for GF vegetarians? You're confusing me with Mark and that's a tough road to hoe. I'm highly carnivorous. :tothehand:

But way to poke fun at a serious gastro issue for Ibanez. Nice troll anyway. :ohno:
I didn't make a mistake. I will stand by my post. You and Mark are one in the same..you just have one less ball than him. ;)
False...he has better taste in women's shoes and I don't wear bow ties. Quit stereotyping. :tothehand:

Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:01 am
by grizzaholic
kalm wrote:
grizzaholic wrote:
I didn't make a mistake. I will stand by my post. You and Mark are one in the same..you just have one less ball than him. ;)
False...he has better taste in women's shoes and I don't wear bow ties. Quit stereotyping. :tothehand:
I will quit stereotyping as long as you don't let EWU shit themselves today like the Bobcats did last night.

Re: Vegan Wolves released in Yellowstone...

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:33 am
by kalm
grizzaholic wrote:
kalm wrote:
False...he has better taste in women's shoes and I don't wear bow ties. Quit stereotyping. :tothehand:
I will quit stereotyping as long as you don't let EWU shit themselves today like the Bobcats did last night.
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