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Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:18 pm
by D1B
I'm exercising my right as an American to do what ever the fuck I want, when I want, and I'm selling my vote to highest bidder.
Bidding begins now and starting bid is $20.
*There will be a 10% conk fee if I have to vote conk.
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:27 pm
by Pwns
I'll give you $25 for a write-in of Pat Robertson.
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:28 pm
by D1B
Wedgebuster just texted me: $25.00 (Jerry Garcia)
Syntax Error via text: $30 (Chairman Mao Se Tongue)
Ursus Horriblis via Bat Phone: $32.50 (Katie Couric)
Let's go fellas. I got $32.50 lodged up in several of my fat rolls.
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:30 pm
by Ibanez
$69.30 - Gary Hart.
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:30 pm
by D1B
Pwns wrote:I'll give you $25 for a write-in of Pat Robertson.
Thanks Pwns. If you can go $35, you'll be ahead at this point. Four figures and I'll vote for Idi Amin.
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:32 pm
by D1B
Ibanez wrote:$69.30 - Gary Hart.
Ibanez, this is cash only. I quit taking Players Club last year.
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:34 pm
by Ibanez
D1B wrote:Ibanez wrote:$69.30 - Gary Hart.
Ibanez, this is cash only. I quit taking Players Club last year.
Cash money is all I carry.
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:40 pm
by D1B
Thanks Iba, $69.30 will help. For another $32. 70 you can get it up to an even $100 and I'll vote for Sam Drucker from the Petticoat Junction.
"If I'm elected pres eeee dent, all canned smelt will be half off!"
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:46 pm
by D1B
AZGrizFan via Skype: $1,000 (Jill Stein - green party candidate) *Thanks Z, I would have voted for her!
Jill was born in Chicago and raised in suburban Highland Park, Illinois. She graduated magna cum laude from Harvard College in 1973, and from Harvard Medical School in 1979. Jill enjoys writing and performing music, and enjoys long walks with her Great Dane, Bandita. Dr. Stein lives in Lexington with her husband, Richard Rohrer, also a physician. She has two sons, Ben and Noah, who have graduated from college in the past few years.
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:57 pm
by D1B
Cap'n Cat via whatever the fuck this is:
$1500 to vote Jenna Jameson..... for Rock County Coroner
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:00 pm
by Chizzang
Isn't everybody voting for Jill Stein..?
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:03 pm
by D1B
Chizzang wrote:Isn't everybody voting for Jill Stein..?
Right now, I'm voting Jameson, for Rock County Coroner.
You got a bid?
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:23 pm
by CAA Flagship
I will offer $1000 and a case of Bud Light if you vote for August A. Busch III. He has been out of a job for several years and needs something to do.
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:25 pm
by Bronco
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You can vote in Wisconsin if you're a felon?
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:56 pm
by D1B
Bronco - via satellite phone from his Nuclear Bunker - Dick Cheney
cannot disclose amount other than it's significantly higher than of you tightwads.
Any one want to buy a vote for Romney?
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:57 pm
by Ibanez
D1B wrote:Thanks Iba, $69.30 will help. For another $32. 70 you can get it up to an even $100 and I'll vote for Sam Drucker from the Petticoat Junction.
"If I'm elected pres eeee dent, all canned smelt will be half off!"
$120 and put Barney Stinson as VP
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:58 pm
by D1B
Ibanez wrote:D1B wrote:Thanks Iba, $69.30 will help. For another $32. 70 you can get it up to an even $100 and I'll vote for Sam Drucker from the Petticoat Junction.
"If I'm elected pres eeee dent, all canned smelt will be half off!"
$120 and put Barney Stinson as VP
Lemme see if I can work something out with Bronco or the eventual winner.
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:01 pm
by Ibanez
D1B wrote:Ibanez wrote:
$120 and put Barney Stinson as VP
Lemme see if I can work something out with Bronco or the eventual winner.
Hell, $125,000 for your vote
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:04 pm
by D1B
Ibanez wrote:D1B wrote:
Lemme see if I can work something out with Bronco or the eventual winner.
Hell, $125,000 for your vote
We both know you don't have that much skrillah, at least in cash.
Let keep this serious and civil. Voting is important shit and I will not let you make a mockery of it.
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:10 pm
by Cap'n Cat
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:19 pm
by Ibanez
D1B wrote:Ibanez wrote:
Hell, $125,000 for your vote
We both know you don't have that much skrillah, at least in cash.
Let keep this serious and civil. Voting is important shit and I will not let you make a mockery of it.
Blow it out our ass.
I have $125,000 sitting in escrow and JoltinJoe on a flight to ensure you write in my candidate. Once it has been satisfied, you'll have your money..in cash.
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:20 pm
by CAA Flagship
This has suddenly turned into a sealed bid process.
I am pulling my offer of $1k and a case of BL for a AABIII vote. I demand full disclosure of bids in an open forum.
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:24 pm
by Gil Dobie
Bronco wrote:-
You can vote in Wisconsin if you're a felon?
......and often
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:26 pm
by Ibanez
I'm pulling my bid. I've been contacted my a very promising young man in Va that will buy more than 1 vote with my $125,000. All I know is that he goes by, "Canadian Goose."
Re: Buy D1B's vote!
Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:30 pm
by D1B
Ibanez wrote:D1B wrote:
We both know you don't have that much skrillah, at least in cash.
Let keep this serious and civil. Voting is important shit and I will not let you make a mockery of it.
Blow it out our ass.
I have $125,000 sitting in escrow and JoltinJoe on a flight to ensure you write in my candidate. Once it has been satisfied, you'll have your money..in cash.
Make sure Joe flies Delta and applies for a Delta Rewards Mileage AMEX card. He'll get double miles!
