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Seriously!! I went to bed early and just woke up with the worst case of nocturnal crotch rot I've ever heard! Motherfucking black ops Monsanto loving U.N. motherfuckers!!!!! Why can't they leave my taint alone!!!!

Well, all I remember is there was some gin, and then there were some cookies. Gluten rich, delicious, chocolatey U.N. cookies no doubt! And what is gin made of anyway? No doubt, some shit grown by Monsanto for the U.N.!!
All I know is there was some gin, then some dude in a black suit and sunglasses mad me eat these cookies, and then it gets kinda fuzzy. But there's this grainy you tube video with ominous music and dire subtitles in the works as we speak. And Obama was there, with Bernanke, and some muslims!!

OK. The rash has now spread to my stomach and scalp. I might have to use my epi pen. Wait! Is epinephrine produced by Monsanto or any of their subsidiaries! Curse you gluten!

You ever really look at the word gluten? Notice two very key letters in the spelling? Yeah, that's right U and N!! Fucking A!

What the living hell is going on here?


I can only offer six words regarding itchy nuts: Gold Bond Medicated Powder Green Bottle

Tic Tac for the Nut Sack

I recommend spandos-salve: harmless, tasteless, lightweight, and is followed closely by bikinis. Lots of bikinis!

Great!! Now, not only do I have a rash all over my body, some smart ass cat decided to shit in my mouth while I was asleep, and the U.N. has planted a device in my head that causes it to feel five sizes larger than normal!

All this pain and suffering and still no bikinis.

death dealer wrote:All this pain and suffering and still no bikinis.

Good lord. Am I going to have to turn this whole place into a giant bikini site? Can't a guy even sleep in on a Sunday.

Happy now?

I'm convinced the New World Order sneaks into people's houses and hides their phone chargers why they sleep. USB sticks also.

What a bunch of frickin' idiots.

My Nuts Itch!!!

I remember those days.

Pwns wrote:I'm convinced the New World Order sneaks into people's houses and hides their phone chargers why they sleep. USB sticks also.

This is true. I work for them. My particular specialty is sneaking in and putting car keys in the freezer and squeezing all the toothpaste out of the tube..

death dealer wrote:OK. The rash has now spread to my stomach and scalp. I might have to use my epi pen. Wait! Is epinephrine produced by Monsanto or any of their subsidiaries! Curse you gluten!

You ever really look at the word gluten? Notice two very key letters in the spelling? Yeah, that's right U and N!! Fucking A!

Dude, how many of those "brownies" did you eat?

ASUG8 wrote:

death dealer wrote:OK. The rash has now spread to my stomach and scalp. I might have to use my epi pen. Wait! Is epinephrine produced by Monsanto or any of their subsidiaries! Curse you gluten!

You ever really look at the word gluten? Notice two very key letters in the spelling? Yeah, that's right U and N!! Fucking A!

Dude, how many of those "brownies" did you eat?

I'm not really sure. I'll refer you back to the part where there was gin.