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Catholic Bishops Fail to Meet Child Abuse Deadline

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:11 am
by D1B
This is just sad. Classic catholic doublespeak. Only the catholic church can get away with calling "more than half" a success. Another example of the church not giving a fuck about children.
By Carol Glatz
Catholic News Service

VATICAN CITY (CNS) -- The majority of bishops' conferences in the Americas, Europe and Asia have complied with a Vatican mandate to draw up anti-abuse guidelines, said the Vatican's top investigator of clerical sex abuse.

Without counting Africa, "more than half of the conferences responded" by the May deadline, Msgr. Charles Scicluna of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith said in an interview with the Italian monthly Catholic magazine Jesus.

All those who did not send in their proposed guidelines would be getting "a letter of reminder," he added. :ohno:
*oooh, a letter of reminder!

Seriously, how hard can "anti-child abuse guidelines" be to draft? They've had years to do this and why does it require a "Vatican mandate?" One would think that the only true church of christ, the worldwide moral authority, the only church speaking for jesus - the objective source of truth and morality would already have guidelines essentially dealing with "do not fuck children."????

In other news, the child abuse scandal is exploding in Australia. :nod: The key element here is the government is getting involved and strong steps are being taken to do what our government should have done decades ago and raid the church and forced them to turn over their pedophiles. Can you imagine if IBM or Boeing was raping children by the thousands and trying to cover it up? They would have been shut down. The church is the only entity who can get away with molesting and beating children on an industrial scale and get absolutely no attention from law enforcement as well as be allowed to investigate iteself! This is akin to Enron investigating and punishing itself. :ohno: The brainwashed masses are supporting rapists and pedophiles.

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Re: Catholic Bishops Fail to Meet Child Abuse Deadline

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:00 am
by CID1990
I didn't read it. Did they have a deadline to abuse kids?

Catholic Bishops Fail to Meet Child Abuse Deadline

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:57 am
by Ibanez
I had a delicious black bean burger with pepper jack cheese for lunch. How about you guys?


Ha. Good one.

Catholic Bishops Fail to Meet Child Abuse Deadline

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:58 am
by CID1990
My gas smells bad today. Must have been the broccoli and crab cakes.

Re: Catholic Bishops Fail to Meet Child Abuse Deadline

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:01 pm
by CAA Flagship
Ibanez wrote:I had a delicious black bean burger with pepper jack cheese for lunch. How about you guys?


Ha. Good one.
Had lunch with the wife as I was in her area after a meeting. Had Chinese (Chicken and Broccoli). I usually never eat Chinese food in the summer because, for some reason, I see it as a winter meal. So today I'm all screwed up. :?

Re: Catholic Bishops Fail to Meet Child Abuse Deadline

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:36 pm
by Ibanez
I walked into my cube, and the woman on the other side ripped a loud, deep, long fart. Then laughed.

Her cube mate must've been in because he seemed pissed.



I laughed at him berating her.

ha. good one.

Re: Catholic Bishops Fail to Meet Child Abuse Deadline

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:49 pm
by D1B
CAA Flagship wrote:
Ibanez wrote:I had a delicious black bean burger with pepper jack cheese for lunch. How about you guys?


Ha. Good one.
Had lunch with the wife as I was in her area after a meeting. Had Chinese (Chicken and Broccoli). I usually never eat Chinese food in the summer because, for some reason, I see it as a winter meal. So today I'm all screwed up. :?
You coudn't have. Ive been banging your wife in my sunroom for two days straight. You musta been with Superhornet.

Re: Catholic Bishops Fail to Meet Child Abuse Deadline

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:50 pm
by CAA Flagship
I think after the Chicken and Brocoli for lunch, I will be ripping a few when I go for a run tonight. That will take care of the bastards drafting me. :thumb:

Re: Catholic Bishops Fail to Meet Child Abuse Deadline

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:51 pm
by CAA Flagship
D1B wrote:
CAA Flagship wrote: Had lunch with the wife as I was in her area after a meeting. Had Chinese (Chicken and Broccoli). I usually never eat Chinese food in the summer because, for some reason, I see it as a winter meal. So today I'm all screwed up. :?
You coudn't have. Ive been banging your wife in my sunroom for two days straight. You musta been with Superhornet.
:tothehand: Your sunroom must need a cleaning because it is that time of the month. :coffee:

Re: Catholic Bishops Fail to Meet Child Abuse Deadline

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:27 am
by D1B
CAA Flagship wrote:
D1B wrote:
You coudn't have. Ive been banging your wife in my sunroom for two days straight. You musta been with Superhornet.
:tothehand: Your sunroom must need a cleaning because it is that time of the month. :coffee:
You wont have to worry bout that any more. Enjoy my spawn.