Funny movie...and nice call. The ouster of Quaddaffyduck was a masterpiece of choreography by the Administration. Quad-boy was an tyrannical oppressor and killer of freedom loving people and Democracy...but hey, those freedom loving people of Bahrain were terrorists that needed to be killed by our non-Democratic buddies to whom we eagerly supply weapons.
CNN Caught Staging Violence in Syria
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:10 pm
by CID1990
I heard that CNN shot down that Turkish jet with a super secret not yet revealed to the world death ray that was provided to them by the Illuminati.
Re: CNN Caught Staging Violence in Syria
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:24 pm
by 93henfan
CID1990 wrote:I heard that CNN shot down that Turkish jet with a super secret not yet revealed to the world death ray that was provided to them by the Illuminati.
Don't spill the beans, goddamnya!
Re: CNN Caught Staging Violence in Syria
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:50 pm
by dbackjon
CID1990 wrote:I heard that CNN shot down that Turkish jet with a super secret not yet revealed to the world death ray that was provided to them by the Illuminati.
I, for one, glad welcome our new newscaster overlords
Re: CNN Caught Staging Violence in Syria
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:47 pm
by Rob Iola
And apparently you have to drive thru Syria to get to Whitefish...
CNN Caught Staging Violence in Syria
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:49 pm
by CID1990
CNN was also the first network to publish those photographs of the Apollo landing sites.
Coincidence?
I think not.
Re: CNN Caught Staging Violence in Syria
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:56 pm
by AZGrizFan
CID1990 wrote:CNN was also the first network to publish those photographs of the Apollo landing sites.
Coincidence?
I think not.
OK, spanos.
Re: CNN Caught Staging Violence in Syria
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:36 pm
by HI54UNI
dbackjon wrote:
CID1990 wrote:I heard that CNN shot down that Turkish jet with a super secret not yet revealed to the world death ray that was provided to them by the Illuminati.
I, for one, glad welcome our new newscaster overlords
You mean the only reason we're interested in the Middle East is because they have OIL????
Wow. I have been SO wrong all these years.
I thought we needed the sand to make BL bottles?
Re: CNN Caught Staging Violence in Syria
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:44 pm
by AZGrizFan
grizzaholic wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
Wait.
WHAT???
You mean the only reason we're interested in the Middle East is because they have OIL????
Wow. I have been SO wrong all these years.
I thought we needed the sand to make BL bottles?
Me too. WTF was I thinking? I thought we got our oil from Canada through that pipeline our beloved president Sortero approved...and from the drilling in Alaska.
You mean the only reason we're interested in the Middle East is because they have OIL????
Wow. I have been SO wrong all these years.
....and what was the catalyst that gave them the green light to invade the Middle East?
Re: CNN Caught Staging Violence in Syria
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:46 pm
by grizzaholic
AZGrizFan wrote:
grizzaholic wrote:
I thought we needed the sand to make BL bottles?
Me too. WTF was I thinking? I thought we got our oil from Canada through that pipeline our beloved president Sortero approved...and from the drilling in Alaska.
I know, right! I really need to pay more attention to current events.
Re: CNN Caught Staging Violence in Syria
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:54 pm
by AZGrizFan
expandspanos wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
Wait.
WHAT???
You mean the only reason we're interested in the Middle East is because they have OIL????
Wow. I have been SO wrong all these years.
....and what was the catalyst that gave them the green light to invade the Middle East?
And what did we gain from invading the middle east?
Re: CNN Caught Staging Violence in Syria
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:58 pm
by Grizalltheway
AZGrizFan wrote:
expandspanos wrote:
....and what was the catalyst that gave them the green light to invade the Middle East?
And what did we gain from invading the middle east?
Big juicy contracts for ExxonMobil and Haliburton.
Re: CNN Caught Staging Violence in Syria
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:00 pm
by grizzaholic
Grizalltheway wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
And what did we gain from invading the middle east?
Big juicy contracts for ExxonMobil and Haliburton.
I was going to say violently fluctuating gas prices, but you beat me to the punch.
Re: CNN Caught Staging Violence in Syria
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:05 pm
by AZGrizFan
Grizalltheway wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:
And what did we gain from invading the middle east?
Big juicy contracts for ExxonMobil and Haliburton.
Oh. I wasn't aware they didn't have a presence in the Middle East prior to that.
CNN Caught Staging Violence in Syria
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:30 pm
by CID1990
We had BETTER be in the Middle East for oil, because they ain't worth a sh!t in the beer and strange pu$$y categories.
