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Sorry conks, Blueballs is now a raging liberal and atheist.

Fuck off.

Liar! Mrs. Blueballs and your very nice sister made sure that nothing of the sort happened, although you may have peed off his dock.

D1B wrote:Sorry conks, Blueballs is now a raging liberal and atheist.

Fuck off.

If anything, blueballs will have your ass enrolled in a Catholic Seminary at the Vatican on your hands and knees blowing the Pope before that happens.

Baldy wrote:

D1B wrote:Sorry conks, Blueballs is now a raging liberal and atheist.

**** off.

If anything, blueballs will have your ass enrolled in a Catholic Seminary at the Vatican on your hands and knees blowing the Pope before that happens.

D1B does need some real life experience outside of watching MSNBC

Finally! You're back from vacation. I was starting to go into withdrawal with no Catholic Church threads.

HI54UNI wrote:Finally! You're back from vacation. I was starting to go into withdrawal with no Catholic Church threads.

Go to bishopaccountability.org, abuse tracker.org or Survivors Network of Those Abused by Priests for the latest on the church's struggle to avoid accountability, blame victims, lie and make life more difficult for law enforcement and survivors.

There are probably several other sites chronicling the abuse.

I'm in Key West. Will be back tomorrow, with the truth.

D1B wrote:

HI54UNI wrote:Finally! You're back from vacation. I was starting to go into withdrawal with no Catholic Church threads.

Go to bishopaccountability.org, abuse tracker.org or Survivors Network of Those Abused by Priests for the latest on the church's struggle to avoid accountability, blame victims, lie and make life more difficult for law enforcement and survivors.

There are probably several other sites chronicling the abuse.

I'm in Key West. Will be back tomorrow, with the truth.

Tell the folks at Hog's Breath and Sloppy Joe's I said hello.

The rehabilitation process is complete.

Rehab included sitting on my back porch by the pool until 3:30 am drinking home made top shelf margueritas, eating steamed stone crabs & smoked pork tenderloin, and smoking Cohibas.

ASUG8 wrote:

D1B wrote:
Go to bishopaccountability.org, abuse tracker.org or Survivors Network of Those Abused by Priests for the latest on the church's struggle to avoid accountability, blame victims, lie and make life more difficult for law enforcement and survivors.

There are probably several other sites chronicling the abuse.

I'm in Key West. Will be back tomorrow, with the truth.

Tell the folks at Hog's Breath and Sloppy Joe's I said hello.

Fun places.

blueballs wrote:The rehabilitation process is complete.

Rehab included sitting on my back porch by the pool until 3:30 am drinking home made top shelf margueritas, eating steamed stone crabs & smoked pork tenderloin, and smoking Cohibas.

I'd sure believe in God after that rehab!

Ivytalk wrote:

blueballs wrote:The rehabilitation process is complete.

Rehab included sitting on my back porch by the pool until 3:30 am drinking home made top shelf margueritas, eating steamed stone crabs & smoked pork tenderloin, and smoking Cohibas.

I'd sure believe in God after that rehab!

You've had my margueritas before so you're aware what a religious experience they are.

D1B wrote:

HI54UNI wrote:Finally! You're back from vacation. I was starting to go into withdrawal with no Catholic Church threads.

Go to bishopaccountability.org, abuse tracker.org or Survivors Network of Those Abused by Priests for the latest on the church's struggle to avoid accountability, blame victims, lie and make life more difficult for law enforcement and survivors.

There are probably several other sites chronicling the abuse.

I'm in Key West. Will be back tomorrow, with the truth, a REALLY sore asshole, and no uvula whatsoever!

Edited for accuracy...

D1B and I attended a wine social at the Salvador Dali Museum in St Pete last Sunday.

You should have seen us mixing and mingling with the cultural elite of Pinellas County. Many old women stared in horror while their husbands cowered in fear as the two barrel chested drunks in shorts with highly developed appreciation, knowledge, and exposure to fine art and wine sampled the vino and critiqued both the fare and the works of the twisted genius.

BTW, there were cougars in abundance there...

D1B wrote:

HI54UNI wrote:Finally! You're back from vacation. I was starting to go into withdrawal with no Catholic Church threads.

Go to bishopaccountability.org, abuse tracker.org or Survivors Network of Those Abused by Priests for the latest on the church's struggle to avoid accountability, blame victims, lie and make life more difficult for law enforcement and survivors.

There are probably several other sites chronicling the abuse.

I'm in Key West. Will be back tomorrow, with the truth.

Did you go to the Garden of Eden? Key West's Premier Clothing Optional Rooftop bar.

Had a great time in Florida that included a two day stint at the Blueballs Compound. The man has it all - beautiful house, boat, cool dogs, badass pool and a very lovely and incredibly nice wife.

Thanks for great marguritas, the boat ride/gator hunting and the fabulous trip to St. Pete. We especially thank you (and Mrs. Blueballs) for your warm and generous hospitality and pleasant company that was a highlight of our trip.



Here's me, thrashing the gator that took a chunk outta Blueball's boat.



Mrs. Blueballs showing mercy on said gator by releasing him back into the wild.



D1B, getting ready to jump in BB's pool. I noticed no one swam with me and every night BB drained, scrubbed and disinfected the pool.

Don't normally see D1B and successful in the same thread.

That trip summary is hilarious D1B.

Beautiful summation of your trip, D1B!

I don't doubt one single bit of what happened! In person, you're about as genuine and pleasant as anyone I've ever met...EVER!

WTS, if the blueballs Clan has you as their #1 favorite visitor, you better hope I don't get an invite down there...your spot at #1 will be tested, with extreme predjudice!

Grizo406 wrote:Beautiful summation of your trip, D1B!

I don't doubt one single bit of what happened! In person, you're about as genuine and pleasant as anyone I've ever met...EVER!

WTS, if the blueballs Clan has you as their #1 favorite visitor, you better hope I don't get an invite down there...your spot at #1 will be tested, with extreme predjudice!

Grizo:

In addition to D1B- Cap'n Cat, Panther Rob, and Baldy among the regulars here all have made the sojourn to the central FL Blueballs compound.

They have also all been on the boat... especially Baldy, who was with me last fourth of July when we almost sank the boat near St Catherines Island off the Georgia coast when an anchor rope pulled one of the bilge plugs out. Quick thinking by our spouses saved the day as they fashioned a temporary plug out of a wine cork and a plastic bag which allowed us to make the 20 mile ride back to my dock.

Naturally the girls celebrated their ingenuity by drinking the wine on the way back.

blueballs wrote:

Grizo406 wrote:Beautiful summation of your trip, D1B!

I don't doubt one single bit of what happened! In person, you're about as genuine and pleasant as anyone I've ever met...EVER!

WTS, if the blueballs Clan has you as their #1 favorite visitor, you better hope I don't get an invite down there...your spot at #1 will be tested, with extreme predjudice!

Grizo:

In addition to D1B- Cap'n Cat, Panther Rob, and Baldy among the regulars here all have made the sojourn to the central FL Blueballs compound.

They have also all been on the boat... especially Baldy, who was with me last fourth of July when we almost sank the boat near St Catherines Island off the Georgia coast when an anchor rope pulled one of the bilge plugs out. Quick thinking by our spouses saved the day as they fashioned a temporary plug out of a wine cork and a plastic bag which allowed us to make the 20 mile ride back to my dock.

Naturally the girls celebrated their ingenuity by drinking the wine on the way back.

When I get the chance to visit, after my stop over @ Yee Yaw Junction, I'll bring pecan logs for everyone in the compound!

blueballs wrote:

Grizo406 wrote:Beautiful summation of your trip, D1B!

I don't doubt one single bit of what happened! In person, you're about as genuine and pleasant as anyone I've ever met...EVER!

WTS, if the blueballs Clan has you as their #1 favorite visitor, you better hope I don't get an invite down there...your spot at #1 will be tested, with extreme predjudice!

Grizo:

In addition to D1B- Cap'n Cat, Panther Rob, and Baldy among the regulars here all have made the sojourn to the central FL Blueballs compound.

They have also all been on the boat... especially Baldy, who was with me last fourth of July when we almost sank the boat near St Catherines Island off the Georgia coast when an anchor rope pulled one of the bilge plugs out. Quick thinking by our spouses saved the day as they fashioned a temporary plug out of a wine cork and a plastic bag which allowed us to make the 20 mile ride back to my dock.

Naturally the girls celebrated their ingenuity by drinking the wine on the way back.

Don't worry, I won't mention the part about you running aground on the way back and almost throwing us outta the boat.

We'll take our boat out more this year, it has screw in plugs.

Baldy wrote:

blueballs wrote:
Grizo:

In addition to D1B- Cap'n Cat, Panther Rob, and Baldy among the regulars here all have made the sojourn to the central FL Blueballs compound.

They have also all been on the boat... especially Baldy, who was with me last fourth of July when we almost sank the boat near St Catherines Island off the Georgia coast when an anchor rope pulled one of the bilge plugs out. Quick thinking by our spouses saved the day as they fashioned a temporary plug out of a wine cork and a plastic bag which allowed us to make the 20 mile ride back to my dock.

Naturally the girls celebrated their ingenuity by drinking the wine on the way back.

Don't worry, I won't mention the part about you running aground on the way back and almost throwing us outta the boat.

We'll take our boat out more this year, it has screw in plugs.

Fuckin' sand bars...

I forgot all about that part of the adventure... I guess the wine was pretty good, huh?

blueballs wrote:

Baldy wrote:
Don't worry, I won't mention the part about you running aground on the way back and almost throwing us outta the boat.

We'll take our boat out more this year, it has screw in plugs.

Fuckin' sand bars...

I forgot all about that part of the adventure... I guess the wine was pretty good, huh?

A good time was had by all.

Mrs. Baldy + Mrs. blueballs + bottle of wine = trouble!

ASUG8 wrote:

D1B wrote:
Go to bishopaccountability.org, abuse tracker.org or Survivors Network of Those Abused by Priests for the latest on the church's struggle to avoid accountability, blame victims, lie and make life more difficult for law enforcement and survivors.

There are probably several other sites chronicling the abuse.

I'm in Key West. Will be back tomorrow, with the truth.

Tell the folks at Hog's Breath and Sloppy Joe's I said hello.

ditto...(and pay my tab at SJ's if you're in a generous mood.....honest mistake...was going to pay when I left, but don't recall leaving...)