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D1B will be arriving at Blueball's palacial compound in two weeks. After an evening reception with area dignitaries and celebrities, they plan to discuss basic parameters for a peace accord.

Blueballs, when asked if peace was truly within reach, responded: "Fuck no. I don't know what the hell you're talking about. D1B is basically insane, and if I see that fat motherfucker within 100 yards of my family, I'm gonna pop several caps in his dome lid."

Talks are expected to last 3 days, then D1B is headed to Key Largo to score weed, pussy and tarpon.

I stand with blue balls.

AZGrizFan wrote:I stand with blue balls.

Wife cut you off again?

AZGrizFan wrote:I stand with blue balls.

indian name?

citdog wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:I stand with blue balls.

indian name?

AZGrizFan wrote:I stand with blue balls.

Him stand with blue balls in breach cloth.

HI54UNI wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:I stand with blue balls.

Wife cut you off again?

citdog wrote:

AZGrizFan wrote:I stand with blue balls.

indian name?

Yes.

D1B wrote:D1B will be arriving at Blueball's palacial compound in two weeks. After an evening reception with area dignitaries and celebrities, they plan to discuss basic parameters for a peace accord.

Blueballs, when asked if peace was truly within reach, responded: "Fuck no. I don't know what the hell you're talking about. D1B is basically insane, and if I see that fat motherfucker within 100 yards of my family, I'm gonna pop several caps in his dome lid."

Talks are expected to last 3 days, then D1B is headed to Key Largo to score weed, pussy and tarpon.

Wait, what?

Oh, tarpon - nevermind...

D,
Ever met blueballs' wife?


"HEY, now!!!!!"

D1B wrote:D1B will be arriving at Blueball's palacial compound in two weeks. After an evening reception with area dignitaries and celebrities, they plan to discuss basic parameters for a peace accord.

Here are some of the dignitaries invited to the conference.

Cap'n Cat wrote:D,
Ever met blueballs' wife?


"HEY, now!!!!!"

Nope, but I've seen the your original oil painting of her hanging above your fireplace.

Mrs. blueballs is a beautiful, smart, funny and (dare I say it) saintly woman. She must be for putting up with blueballs.

Ivytalk wrote:Mrs. blueballs is a beautiful, smart, funny and (dare I say it) saintly woman. She must be for putting up with blueballs.

Agreed. Mrs. Baldy ain't no slouch, either.

The Blueballs camp was in negotiations with D1B's representatives for a couple of days this past week. The summit has been booked and on for two weeks from today.

It appears that D1B will be going up the river- literally.

In other behind the scenes dealmaking, Joltin' Joe was rumored to have offered 2 dugout level Red Sawx/Yankees tix to Blueballs to push D1B overboard in the gator infested canals between Lake Monroe and Lake Jesup.

This is a fluid situation.

More to follow...

blueballs wrote: In other behind the scenes dealmaking, Joltin' Joe was rumored to have offered 2 dugout level Red Sawx/Yankees tix to Blueballs to push D1B overboard in the gator infested canals between Lake Monroe and Lake Jesup.

This is a fluid situation.

More to follow...

BTW, I'm willing to sweeten the deal if that ain't enough.

Sending D1B as a peace envoy to the Conk-Donk Summit is akin to having Ahmanuttajob "negotiate" an Arab-Israeli deal. I bet we're back at Mutual Assured Destruction the day after (to coin a phrase).

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Ivytalk wrote:Mrs. blueballs is a beautiful, smart, funny and (dare I say it) saintly woman. She must be for putting up with blueballs.

Agreed. Mrs. Baldy ain't no slouch, either.

Mrs. Baldy is likewise a queen: true GSU graciousness and royalty. She likewise has a burden to bear: The Bald One, Conkus Supremis.

How do we know this will be legit? Will there be a West Coast and Mountain Representative?

Cap'n Cat wrote:

Ivytalk wrote:Mrs. blueballs is a beautiful, smart, funny and (dare I say it) saintly woman. She must be for putting up with blueballs.

Agreed. Mrs. Baldy ain't no slouch, either.

Ibanez wrote:How do we know this will be legit? Will there be a West Coast and Mountain Representative?

Thank you for differentiating between the two. No need to lump us left coasters with the slack-jawed yokels, nazi's, and cossacks of the inner mountain west.

kalm wrote:

Ibanez wrote:How do we know this will be legit? Will there be a West Coast and Mountain Representative?

Thank you for differentiating between the two. No need to lump us left coasters with the slack-jawed yokels, nazi's, and cossacks of the inner mountain west.

And we're more than happy not to be associated with you Pa-losers.

Grizalltheway wrote:

kalm wrote:
Thank you for differentiating between the two. No need to lump us left coasters with the slack-jawed yokels, nazi's, and cossacks of the inner mountain west.

And we're more than happy not to be associated with you Pa-losers.

What's a Pa-loser?