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No Doubt Girl-Killer Women Are Conks....And Santorum Voters

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:12 am
by Cap'n Cat
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ATTALLA, Ala. -- Roger Simpson said he looked down the road and saw a little girl running outside her home but didn't give it another thought. Police, however, said the man witnessed a murder in progress.

Authorities say 9-year-old Savannah Hardin died after being forced to run for three hours as punishment for having lied to her grandmother about eating candy bars.

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Severely dehydrated, the girl had a seizure and died days later. Now, her grandmother and stepmother, who police say meted out the punishment, were taken to jail Wednesday and face murder charges.

Witnesses told deputies Savannah was told to run and not allowed to stop for three hours on Friday, an Etowah County Sheriff's Office spokeswoman said. The girl's stepmother, 27-year-old Jessica Mae Hardin, called police at 6:45 p.m., telling them Savannah was having a seizure and was unresponsive.


Let's see:

Red staters? Check.
Fourteen cases of store brand Mac n Cheese in garage? Check.
Ashtrays heaped to the fvcking moon...next to a crib...with a baby sleeping/gasping? Check.
Blank McVeigh/CID1990 affect on faces? Check.
Velvet Elvis painting above NASCAR collection in living room? Check.
"It's A Child, Not A Choice" bumper sticker on rusted-ass, broke-dick '88 Chevy Corsica in dirt driveway? Check.
Signed glossy 8x10 pic of Sarah Palin on mantle? Check.
Bullet-ridden mailbox filled with anti-Obama terror shit? Check.

Yep, Santorum voters.....

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"We jes' wunted us a dead baby to walk aroun' the neighborhood 'n show evurwon, too, jes' like Mr. San-Tor-Um."


Conks.

Re: No Doubt Girl-Killer Women Are Conks....And Santorum Vot

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:28 am
by D1B
Conks are the worst. Scum of the earth, scourge to humanity.

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STD1990 and Appaholic

Re: No Doubt Girl-Killer Women Are Conks....And Santorum Vot

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:38 am
by andy7171
D1B wrote:Conks are the worst. Scum of the earth, scourge to humanity.

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STD1990 and Appaholic
JFC! Git-Er-Dun on the forehead. :lol:

Re: No Doubt Girl-Killer Women Are Conks....And Santorum Vot

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:33 pm
by Cap'n Cat
andy7171 wrote:
D1B wrote:Conks are the worst. Scum of the earth, scourge to humanity.

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STD1990 and Appaholic
JFC! Git-Er-Dun on the forehead. :lol:

Dude on the right likes like a very young W....before the coke.


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Re: No Doubt Girl-Killer Women Are Conks....And Santorum Vot

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:49 pm
by Gil Dobie
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Fresh pics from a 1985 UNI football program

Sorry, thought this was another caption this thread.

Re: No Doubt Girl-Killer Women Are Conks....And Santorum Vot

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:52 pm
by catamount man
got an email from one of my pro-life sources that six women in the local area today changed their minds about abortion and decided to keep their babies. PROLIFERS SAVING LIFE EVERYDAY!!! Somebody should show Obama's daughters pics of black aborted fetuses and tell them that daddy hates their own kind. :thumb: :ohno:

SIX LIVES SPARED!!! YES!!!

Re: No Doubt Girl-Killer Women Are Conks....And Santorum Vot

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:50 pm
by Ursus A. Horribilis
catamount man wrote:got an email from one of my pro-life sources that six women in the local area today changed their minds about abortion and decided to keep their babies. PROLIFERS SAVING LIFE EVERYDAY!!! Somebody should show Obama's daughters pics of black aborted fetuses and tell them that daddy hates their own kind. :thumb: :ohno:

SIX LIVES SPARED!!! YES!!!
Obama has daughters so I think he decided personally against the abortion option.

Re: No Doubt Girl-Killer Women Are Conks....And Santorum Vot

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:33 am
by CitadelGrad
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
catamount man wrote:got an email from one of my pro-life sources that six women in the local area today changed their minds about abortion and decided to keep their babies. PROLIFERS SAVING LIFE EVERYDAY!!! Somebody should show Obama's daughters pics of black aborted fetuses and tell them that daddy hates their own kind. :thumb: :ohno:

SIX LIVES SPARED!!! YES!!!
Obama has daughters so I think he decided personally against the abortion option.
Well, twice. Who knows how many other how many other little Obamas ended up in dumpsters behind Planned Parenthood abortatoriums.

Re: No Doubt Girl-Killer Women Are Conks....And Santorum Vot

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:46 am
by YoUDeeMan
Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:
catamount man wrote:got an email from one of my pro-life sources that six women in the local area today changed their minds about abortion and decided to keep their babies. PROLIFERS SAVING LIFE EVERYDAY!!! Somebody should show Obama's daughters pics of black aborted fetuses and tell them that daddy hates their own kind. :thumb: :ohno:

SIX LIVES SPARED!!! YES!!!
Obama has daughters so I think he decided personally against the abortion option.
Not really...he's aborted the Constitution several times.

Re: No Doubt Girl-Killer Women Are Conks....And Santorum Vot

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:17 am
by Cap'n Cat
Very humorous Conks this morning!!!! Pithy, intelligent, original, just like always!!!!!

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Re: No Doubt Girl-Killer Women Are Conks....And Santorum Vot

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:20 am
by ALPHAGRIZ1
She would be alive today if she hadnt have lied.

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Re: No Doubt Girl-Killer Women Are Conks....And Santorum Vot

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:23 am
by Cap'n Cat
ALPHAGRIZ1 wrote:She would be alive today if she hadnt have lied.

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Did your parents try to kill you when you lied, Alfie?