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Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved.

Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon* in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo.

Don't know any dead Mormons? Click the "Choose-a-Mormon" button and we'll find one for you. You're welcome!

dbackjon wrote:http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/

Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved.

Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon* in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo.

Don't know any dead Mormons? Click the "Choose-a-Mormon" button and we'll find one for you. You're welcome!

My nominee: native

But not all dead gays are now Mormons.

Ok, in light of the Mormon Church's recent posthumous baptism of Anne Frank, this is awesome.

That's all there is to it! Happy trails Sarah Watson!
Convert someone else!
No take-backs.
*Holocaust victims are not eligible for conversion.

Not to regurgitate an older thread but why would anyone in their right mind would vote one of these believers POTUS.

Mormons.

kalm wrote:Ok, in light of the Mormon Church's recent posthumous baptism of Anne Frank, this is awesome.

That's all there is to it! Happy trails Sarah Watson!
Convert someone else!
No take-backs.
*Holocaust victims are not eligible for conversion.

Not to regurgitate an older thread but why would anyone in their right mind would vote one of these believers POTUS.

Mormons.

Or Catholics for that matter - JFK was a warmonger who couldn't even win in Cuba (at least he had good taste in women)...

Rob Iola wrote:

kalm wrote:Ok, in light of the Mormon Church's recent posthumous baptism of Anne Frank, this is awesome.



Not to regurgitate an older thread but why would anyone in their right mind would vote one of these believers POTUS.

Mormons.

Or Catholics for that matter - JFK was a warmonger who couldn't even win in Cuba (at least he had good taste in women)...

No, moronism is a whole other level of crazy.

kalm wrote:

Rob Iola wrote: Or Catholics for that matter - JFK was a warmonger who couldn't even win in Cuba (at least he had good taste in women)...

No, moronism is a whole other level of crazy.

Do they still wear the special undies?

Rob Iola wrote:

kalm wrote:
No, moronism is a whole other level of crazy.

Do they still wear the special undies?

Yes, they do. And have the secret handshakes

Rob Iola wrote:

kalm wrote:
No, moronism is a whole other level of crazy.

Do they still wear the special undies?

Almost as bad as the ritualistic cannibalism you and your children partake in every Sunday.

Cap'n Cat wrote:

dbackjon wrote:http://alldeadmormonsarenowgay.com/

Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved.

Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon* in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they're gay for eternity. There is no undo.

Don't know any dead Mormons? Click the "Choose-a-Mormon" button and we'll find one for you. You're welcome!

My nominee: native

Converted

D1B wrote:

Rob Iola wrote: Do they still wear the special undies?

Almost as bad as the ritualistic cannibalism you and your children partake in every Sunday.

Good ol' transubstantiation - at my son's first communion the priest went on at length about scientific "proof" that the host and wine become flesh and blood, prompting me to mutter to my wife "look, I got a finger!" - she didn't think it was funny...

"Gay Mormons"


Oxymoron??

Rob Iola wrote:

kalm wrote:Ok, in light of the Mormon Church's recent posthumous baptism of Anne Frank, this is awesome.



Not to regurgitate an older thread but why would anyone in their right mind would vote one of these believers POTUS.

Mormons.

Or Catholics for that matter - JFK was a warmonger who couldn't even win in Cuba (at least he had good taste in women)...

yeah but look at who invaded...