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Caption This.....

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:44 pm
by Cap'n Cat
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"Man, this begetting and begatting shit is making me so fvcking horny!"

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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:45 pm
by Cap'n Cat
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"And, Paul sayeth unto JoltinJoe, thou art the Rock on which I will build my Church."

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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:52 pm
by 89Hen
Consider it all joy, my brethren, when you encounter various trials, knowing that the testing of your faith produces endurance.

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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:53 pm
by Wedgebuster
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:32 pm
by Skjellyfetti
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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:33 pm
by kalm
Cap'n Cat wrote:Image
I hope when HBO turns this into a mini series it's as good as "Game of Thrones"

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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:01 pm
by mainejeff
Cap'n Cat wrote:Image
"So this is what Mr. Santorum keeps quoting when he's f*cking me....."

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Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:05 pm
by griz37
Check out that hot chick in the fairy tales section.

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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:48 am
by SeattleGriz
Cap'n Cat wrote:Image
Oh fart! It does say I have to submit.

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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:57 am
by Gil Dobie
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Faith is not something that just happens in people's heads. True faith changes what people do. "Faith" that doesn't show itself in action is dead faith

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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:13 am
by andy7171
Skjellyfetti wrote:Image
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:20 am
by blueballs
Cap'n Cat wrote:Image
"And the lawd said you have to rise up!"

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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:41 am
by Cap'n Cat
Gil Dobie wrote:Image

Faith is not something that just happens in people's heads. True faith changes what people do. "Faith" that doesn't show itself in action is dead faith


Gil - you are THE biggest dork ever on this board.

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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:43 am
by Cap'n Cat
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"OK, sodomy is bad, but it don't say nothing about dildos! PARTAYY!"

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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:59 am
by Gil Dobie
Cap'n Cat wrote:
Gil Dobie wrote:Image

Faith is not something that just happens in people's heads. True faith changes what people do. "Faith" that doesn't show itself in action is dead faith


Gil - you are THE biggest dork ever on this board.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
I'm not 6'8" :kisswink:

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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:14 am
by JoltinJoe
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And woe to those who would mock me, for I shall turn them into fat pusses in their old age.

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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:17 am
by Ivytalk
Cap'n Cat wrote:Image
"Right here in Ezekiel 8:13, it says thou shalt hold fast an aspirin betwixt thine knees!"

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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:37 am
by YoUDeeMan
Ivytalk wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote:Image
"God got Mary pregnant, left her alone to raise the child and didn’t pay child support. What kind of father is that?

The kid, needing attention, turns to a cult…cripes, he makes one himself…and eventually gets beaten and strung up in the streets. Poor thing.

I swear on this Bible, I’m not letting any man into my pants!"

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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:43 am
by bulldog10jw
mainejeff wrote:
Cap'n Cat wrote:Image
"So this is what Mr. Santorum keeps quoting when he's f*cking me....."
If Santorum is f*cking that he's earned my vote

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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:44 am
by Cap'n Cat
Good, men!!!



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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:52 am
by JoltinJoe
Cap'n Cat wrote:Good, men!!!



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Glad you weren't offended. ;)

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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:45 pm
by Pwns
"bible covers for twilight books...don't leave home without 'em."

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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:28 pm
by Cap'n Cat
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"'Leviticus'. Wonder if that's Hebrew for 'clit'?"

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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:53 pm
by catamount man
89Hen wrote:Consider it all joy, my brethren, when you encounter various trials, knowing that the testing of your faith produces endurance.
INDEED!!! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 7:22 am
by Cap'n Cat
catamount man wrote:
89Hen wrote:Consider it all joy, my brethren, when you encounter various trials, knowing that the testing of your faith produces endurance.
INDEED!!! :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

Oh, shut up, catter! You're a closet Progressive and you know it.


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