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Santorum launches C.U.M.
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:51 am
by dbackjon
Re: Santorum launches C.U.M.
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:52 am
by dbackjon
He's hoping for a huge wad of cash
Re: Santorum launches C.U.M.
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:55 am
by andy7171
dbackjon wrote:He's hoping for a huge wad of cash

Re: Santorum launches C.U.M.
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:59 am
by Vidav
Santorum has been mixing with cum for a long time now.
Re: Santorum launches C.U.M.
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:00 am
by kalm
It's like the newspaper headlines "Lady Jacks off to hot start" or "Huskies punish sloppy beavers". Nobody can be that stupid.

Re: Santorum launches C.U.M.
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:04 am
by 93henfan
Rick Santorum is really growing on me. He's got that mix of youth and batshit rightwing craziness that I find appealing in a candidate.
Re: Santorum launches C.U.M.
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:08 am
by Ivytalk
In Rick's defense, he never uses the abbreviation C.U.M. in the ad. I guess it took dback to pick up on that.
That aside, DAMN! I could have had a sleeveless vest for $100!

Re: Santorum launches C.U.M.
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:12 pm
by JoltinJoe
Thanks for the link to Santorum fundraising site!

Re: Santorum launches C.U.M.
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:58 pm
by dbackjon
JoltinJoe wrote:
Thanks for the link to Santorum fundraising site!

Like you needed my help. Go ahead, waste your money.
P.S. - Santorum thinks all Yankees are on Steriods, and that Jorge Posada should be deported
Re: Santorum launches C.U.M.
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:22 pm
by JoltinJoe
dbackjon wrote:JoltinJoe wrote:
Thanks for the link to Santorum fundraising site!

Like you needed my help. Go ahead, waste your money.
P.S. - Santorum thinks all Yankees are on Steriods, and that Jorge Posada should be deported
But he also thinks Randy Johnson is an ugly bush leaguer and considers the Yankees the rightful 2001 WS champions.

Re: Santorum launches C.U.M.
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:28 pm
by dbackjon
JoltinJoe wrote:dbackjon wrote:
Like you needed my help. Go ahead, waste your money.
P.S. - Santorum thinks all Yankees are on Steriods, and that Jorge Posada should be deported
But he also thinks Randy Johnson is an ugly bush leaguer and considers the Yankees the rightful 2001 WS champions.

He thinks Jesuits are satanic interlopers into true Catholicism
Re: Santorum launches C.U.M.
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:29 pm
by JoltinJoe
dbackjon wrote:JoltinJoe wrote:
But he also thinks Randy Johnson is an ugly bush leaguer and considers the Yankees the rightful 2001 WS champions.

He thinks Jesuits are satanic interlopers into true Catholicism
And they are! That's why I like them.
(On a serious note, it wouldn't surprise me in the least that Santorum actually thinks this

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