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Michelle Bachmann here to save the country...
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:08 pm
by AZGrizFan
In the absence of Hank Scorpio, I thought I'd post this relevant article:
Our country faces a moment of extreme crisis. We stand at the verge of an utter breakdown of our economy, our government, and our way of life. Democracy itself is at a crossroads, and without proper guidance, the United States of America will face grave times ahead. During this period of great tumult, someone needs to step in and fix these complex and enormous problems, and when it comes to the question of who is truly up to this task, I think we can all agree that person is—hands down and without question—me, Michele Bachmann.
Look at it logically for a minute. Of the 300 million people in the United States, who stands out as the one most capable of uniting a divided country and fixing a fractured Congress? Talk about a no-brainer. With my track record of urging white people to take back America, attending a church that believes the pope is the Antichrist, and advocating "conversion therapy" as a means to cure homosexuality, I'm clearly the only legitimate choice to become the next leader of the free world.
You know it and I know it.
It's just a plain and simple fact: When you close your eyes and think, "President of the United States of America," whose face immediately pops into your mind? Of course it's mine. After all, this is the face of a woman who instills confidence in the entire populace by having no understanding of basic American history and making a huge public outcry over a proposed change in lightbulbs.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/somebo ... -do,21135/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Re: Michelle Bachmann here to save the country...
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 4:00 pm
by Ivytalk
Gotta love The Onion!
Sincerely, Rick Perry
Re: Michelle Bachmann here to save the country...
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 5:10 pm
by houndawg
Ivytalk wrote:Gotta love The Onion!
Sincerely, Rick Perry
I bet he was prayin' for that article.
Re: Michelle Bachmann here to save the country...
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 5:18 pm
by Ivytalk
houndawg wrote:Ivytalk wrote:Gotta love The Onion!
Sincerely, Rick Perry
I bet he was prayin' for that article.
He didn't need that article. Perry will blow Bachmann out of the water.
Re: Michelle Bachmann here to save the country...
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 5:50 pm
by SuperHornet
Ivytalk wrote:houndawg wrote:
I bet he was prayin' for that article.
He didn't need that article. Perry will blow Bachmann out of the water.
Like Perry really blew Bachmann out of the water in IA.
Re: Michelle Bachmann here to save the country...
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:10 pm
by Ivytalk
SuperHornet wrote:Ivytalk wrote:
He didn't need that article. Perry will blow Bachmann out of the water.
Like Perry really blew Bachmann out of the water in IA.
Wishing won't make it so, SuperHorny.
Re: Michelle Bachmann here to save the country...
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:18 pm
by HI54UNI
SuperHornet wrote:Ivytalk wrote:
He didn't need that article. Perry will blow Bachmann out of the water.
Like Perry really blew Bachmann out of the water in IA.
Perry wasn't even on the ballot and he got 3.6%. When things get serious he will smoke her.
And what about the great Palin. She wasn't on the ballot either and didn't get anywhere. For all the supposed support she has how come she didn't do better? Why weren't people writing her in?