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1) Firstly, it has poorly drawn, bright red cartoon dick on it. Contrary to popular belief, most long-form birth certificates do not have poorly-drawn, bright red cartoon dicks on them.

2) President Obama claims he was born in Hawaii, yet the certificate states his place of birth is Awesometown, USA. After consulting many maps, charts and globes, we discovered that no such city exists. There is an Awesometown, Bulgaria, but it is most certainly not awesome. It’s mostly just sheep and Bulgarian weird-Os that live in shacks.

3) The hospital’s street address is 22 Acacia Avenue. 22 Acacia Avenue is an Iron Maiden song.

4) The footprints in the lower right corner are not President Obama’s baby footprints. They are the footprints of a wolf. Barak Obama is not a wolf. He’s a human.

5) Finally, the birth certificate is stamped with the official Nintendo Seal of Approval. This proves nothing. It doesn’t even prove anything when it’s stamped on Nintendo games. A vast majority of Nintendo games suck ass, and you just know no one at Nintendo has played the thing before it was shoveled on to Best Buy shelves. So, if anything, it proves that Barak Obama might actually be a Pokemon.

6) Poop smears. There are poop smears in the upper right corner. When the Illuminati forged this birth certificate, were they even trying?

grizzaholic wrote:http://www.holytaco.com/6-problems-we%e ... rtificate/



1) Firstly, it has poorly drawn, bright red cartoon dick on it. Contrary to popular belief, most long-form birth certificates do not have poorly-drawn, bright red cartoon dicks on them.

2) President Obama claims he was born in Hawaii, yet the certificate states his place of birth is Awesometown, USA. After consulting many maps, charts and globes, we discovered that no such city exists. There is an Awesometown, Bulgaria, but it is most certainly not awesome. It’s mostly just sheep and Bulgarian weird-Os that live in shacks.

3) The hospital’s street address is 22 Acacia Avenue. 22 Acacia Avenue is an Iron Maiden song.

4) The footprints in the lower right corner are not President Obama’s baby footprints. They are the footprints of a wolf. Barak Obama is not a wolf. He’s a human.

5) Finally, the birth certificate is stamped with the official Nintendo Seal of Approval. This proves nothing. It doesn’t even prove anything when it’s stamped on Nintendo games. A vast majority of Nintendo games suck ass, and you just know no one at Nintendo has played the thing before it was shoveled on to Best Buy shelves. So, if anything, it proves that Barak Obama might actually be a Pokemon.

6) Poop smears. There are poop smears in the upper right corner. When the Illuminati forged this birth certificate, were they even trying?

They're counting on the birthers not being as astute as you are at reading official documents.

grizzaholic wrote:http://www.holytaco.com/6-problems-we%e ... rtificate/



1) Firstly, it has poorly drawn, bright red cartoon dick on it. Contrary to popular belief, most long-form birth certificates do not have poorly-drawn, bright red cartoon dicks on them.

2) President Obama claims he was born in Hawaii, yet the certificate states his place of birth is Awesometown, USA. After consulting many maps, charts and globes, we discovered that no such city exists. There is an Awesometown, Bulgaria, but it is most certainly not awesome. It’s mostly just sheep and Bulgarian weird-Os that live in shacks.

3) The hospital’s street address is 22 Acacia Avenue. 22 Acacia Avenue is an Iron Maiden song.

4) The footprints in the lower right corner are not President Obama’s baby footprints. They are the footprints of a wolf. Barak Obama is not a wolf. He’s a human.

5) Finally, the birth certificate is stamped with the official Nintendo Seal of Approval. This proves nothing. It doesn’t even prove anything when it’s stamped on Nintendo games. A vast majority of Nintendo games suck ass, and you just know no one at Nintendo has played the thing before it was shoveled on to Best Buy shelves. So, if anything, it proves that Barak Obama might actually be a Pokemon.

6) Poop smears. There are poop smears in the upper right corner. When the Illuminati forged this birth certificate, were they even trying?

From the angle of the dangle in which the dick is pointing, instead of poop, it could be a jizz stain.
Just saying, but I'll leave it up to the experts.

Baldy wrote:

grizzaholic wrote:http://www.holytaco.com/6-problems-we%e ... rtificate/



1) Firstly, it has poorly drawn, bright red cartoon dick on it. Contrary to popular belief, most long-form birth certificates do not have poorly-drawn, bright red cartoon dicks on them.

2) President Obama claims he was born in Hawaii, yet the certificate states his place of birth is Awesometown, USA. After consulting many maps, charts and globes, we discovered that no such city exists. There is an Awesometown, Bulgaria, but it is most certainly not awesome. It’s mostly just sheep and Bulgarian weird-Os that live in shacks.

3) The hospital’s street address is 22 Acacia Avenue. 22 Acacia Avenue is an Iron Maiden song.

4) The footprints in the lower right corner are not President Obama’s baby footprints. They are the footprints of a wolf. Barak Obama is not a wolf. He’s a human.

5) Finally, the birth certificate is stamped with the official Nintendo Seal of Approval. This proves nothing. It doesn’t even prove anything when it’s stamped on Nintendo games. A vast majority of Nintendo games suck ass, and you just know no one at Nintendo has played the thing before it was shoveled on to Best Buy shelves. So, if anything, it proves that Barak Obama might actually be a Pokemon.

6) Poop smears. There are poop smears in the upper right corner. When the Illuminati forged this birth certificate, were they even trying?

From the angle of the dangle in which the dick is pointing, instead of poop, it could be a jizz stain.
Just saying, but I'll leave it up to the experts.

Interesting that you would make that connection.

I figured JBB would be all over this piece of gold.

dbackjon wrote:

Baldy wrote:
From the angle of the dangle in which the dick is pointing, instead of poop, it could be a jizz stain.
Just saying, but I'll leave it up to the experts.

Interesting that you would make that connection.

As the owner of a large one, it comes naturally.

But as I said, I'll leave it up to the experts. The floor is yours...

Poop smear or Pap smear? Discuss.

Ivytalk wrote:Poop smear or Pap smear? Discuss.

I thought this thread was about the Obama BC, and not about JBB?

Baldy wrote:

dbackjon wrote:
Interesting that you would make that connection.

As the owner of a large one, it comes naturally.

But as I said, I'll leave it up to the experts. The floor is yours...

I don't know...now this may be TMI...that I have ever saw poo colored jizz.


No homo...for the most part...